Players should be required to prove class competency IRL

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Players should be required to prove class competency IRL

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Jeweledleah

05.21.2014 , 04:34 PM \| #21	Quote
awww, fem jedi consular voice actress is not that bad that said, I must dispute demand of celibacy and no pregnancy for either jedi class. it is not against the code to experience physical gratification, only emotional one. and even our current jedi councilwoman herself has had a child, so...

Superman_AZ

05.21.2014 , 04:39 PM \| #22	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by SW_display_name SMUGGLER Spoiler You may not roll this class unless you have a proven criminal record IRL, specifically charges of illegal transport and importation of goods across national borders. This is important to ensure you can properly understand the intricacies of the Smuggler's sneaky abilities and crafty storyline choices. Additionally, you must be trained and licensed for use of small arms including, at minimum, Handguns and Shotguns in your country of residence. Scoundrels must additionally demonstrate licensing in a Holistic or Herbal medicine certification program or be licensed to distribute and prescribe medical marijuana in order to unlock their healing tree. Mixed Martial Arts training certification is required to unlock the Scrapper tree. Gunslingers may not spec into Sharpshooter unless they have proven they can hit targets at 100m distance accurately IRL while wielding a handgun in both their left and right hands. Saboteur is locked until you can additionally provide evidence of criminal charges or responsibility for acts of domestic terrorism. Looks like I'm safe
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ivanhedgehog

05.21.2014 , 08:47 PM \| #23	Quote
being an NCO in any US armed force should immediately satisfy the trooper rank requirement because everyone knows who reaaly runs the military.

ivanhedgehog

05.21.2014 , 08:48 PM \| #24	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by LordArtemis The number of folks calling for buffs and nerfs would be reduced if Bioware would stop breaking one side of the game to fix another. The basis of the problem is that you can not balance PVP without sometimes breaking PVE and visa versa. Until they stop making changes in that way and start balancing and altering abilities in ways that only effect PVE or PVP the problem of folks constantly demanding fixes and changes will continue IMO. It is folly to think balance can be achieved that way. Blizzard learned this lesson the hard way. Bioware does not seem to be aware of the pitfalls of this kind of practice. city of heroes solved it years ago.

Sidenti

05.21.2014 , 08:51 PM \| #25	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by SW_display_name Basically I think the number of people calling for buffs / nerfs would be seriously reduced if people understood the very real limitations that BioWare is emulating in their designs. Therefore, in line with the many other fine and reasonable threads currently proliferating in GenChat, I submit the following requirements that must be proven via aptitude test (at a local certified testing center) and submitted in triplicate to BioWare with notary-witness certification before you 'unlock' any given class. If anyone remembers the initial grind to become a Jedi in SWG, you would understand that limiting gameplay severely for conceptual and immersive benefit would have immense positive effects. ALL REPUBLIC CLASSES You may not roll a Republic class unless you are a current legal inhabitant of a democratic nation. This is to ensure you can properly understand and participate in the complex representational politics that underlie the Republic play environment. TROOPER Spoiler You should not be allowed to roll this class unless you have proven experience in the Special Forces of your nation of residence and attained a rank equivalent to Sergeant. Additionally: You may not leave the starter planet unless you have reached at least Lieutenant IRL. You may not advance to Chapter 2 unless you have achieved the rank equivalent of Captain IRL. You may not advance to Chapter 3 unless you have achieved the rank equivalent of Major IRL. This ensures that everyone playing Trooper understands its intricacies and how to use it properly, for example, which direction to point the barrel of your assault cannon and how to give orders to your subordinates. SMUGGLER Spoiler You may not roll this class unless you have a proven criminal record IRL, specifically charges of illegal transport and importation of goods across national borders. This is important to ensure you can properly understand the intricacies of the Smuggler's sneaky abilities and crafty storyline choices. Additionally, you must be trained and licensed for use of small arms including, at minimum, Handguns and Shotguns in your country of residence. Scoundrels must additionally demonstrate licensing in a Holistic or Herbal medicine certification program or be licensed to distribute and prescribe medical marijuana in order to unlock their healing tree. Mixed Martial Arts training certification is required to unlock the Scrapper tree. Gunslingers may not spec into Sharpshooter unless they have proven they can hit targets at 100m distance accurately IRL while wielding a handgun in both their left and right hands. Saboteur is locked until you can additionally provide evidence of criminal charges or responsibility for acts of domestic terrorism. JEDI KNIGHT Spoiler To play this class you must demonstrate Force sensitivity IRL, including the ability to levitate objects and to leap over 30 meters in a single bound from a standing start. You must also provide formal evidence, corroborated by witnesses, of your ability to construct a functioning lightsaber. All Jedi Knight players must demonstrate they are currently taking (verified by blood testing) psychiatrist-prescribed medications in all the following categories: Sedative Hypnotic Anixolytic Antidepressant Atypical antipsychotic MAOI (for good measure) Antihistamine Adderall or Vyvanse Hallucinogen It is very important to not just understand the Jedi code, but to live the Jedi code. Unfortunately, most real people seem to have difficulty doing this properly. Therefore, this cocktail will be carefully-tailored to ensure there is no emotion, only peace! Warning: any Jedi Knight will immediately be set to Dark V in-game if any of the following violations are detected IRL: A missed dose of your peaceful cocktail Sexual gratification Wearing clothing with perceivable colors Wearing an outfit that exposes more skin than your hands and face Cursing (anger leads to hate!!!) Pregnancy Lady Gaga torrents Killing your master You may however, Atone back to Neutral alignment by meditating on the Force and buying 15,000 Cartel Coins. Sentinel AC is also locked until you additionally prove that you can immediately and consistently jump toward and stab any targets with any kind of colored icon floating above them. This is non-negotiable. JEDI CONSULAR Spoiler To unlock this class you must demonstrate the ability to throw rocks, trash, and other debris of small-to-medium size at moving targets on a consistent basis. You may not progress to Chapter 2 forward unless you have proven diplomatic experience IRL of a "significant and recognizable" degree. Negotiating a mutually-amenable solution to the Gaza Strip disorder would be reasonably sufficient, for example. You may not roll a Female Consular unless you demonstrate sufficient doses of antihistamine or sedative administration to ensure you constantly mumble in complete monotone IRL. You must also wear a chastity belt, because lady Consulars don't flirt � you insufferable strumpet. Also you... must... have an army of bipedal Pomeranian-Mule-Shark hybrids... or something? I'm sorry, I fell asleep somewhere around Quesh. ALL IMPERIAL CLASSES You may not roll an Imperial class unless you are currently an inhabitant of, or significantly affiliated with, a non-democratic dictatorship or oligarchy. Fascism is preferable, but other forms of singular rule are acceptable pending completion and approval of BioWare Form XR-7A (download PDF via Cartel Market, cost: 120 CC). This is to help ensure that Imperial players can properly understand the gravity and necessity of their decisions within the complex Imperial pseudo-meritocratic semi-oligarchical theocratic dictatorship. Also so that Imperial players understand how glorious it is to serve the Almighty Emperor, by whose will you rise and breathe each day. May He live eternally. BOUNTY HUNTER Spoiler To roll this class you must be a legally-licensed bounty hunter IRL in your chosen nation of residence. You must also demonstrate possession of, and knowledge of the usage of, all of the following (no exceptions will be made): An advanced suit of military-grade combat armor. A flamethrower A grappling hook A portable freezer A functioning jetpack At least 15 unique kinds of incendiary, explosive, or fragmentational antipersonnel munitions An appreciably high score in Street Fighter 2 Turbo achieved by using Ryu Additionally: To exit the starter planet, you must have legal custody of a teenager who is trained and certified in either Computer Science or Information Technology. You may not begin Chapter 1 without proof of charges of at least one count of Grand Theft Auto (it is acceptable if the warrant for your arrest is still outstanding). You may not complete Chapter 1 unless you can demonstrate your roommate is Satan or a Satan-like entity. You may not complete Chapter 2 unless your other roommate is an extremely intelligent individual with features characteristic of dwarfism (height must not exceed 1 meter). You may not begin Chapter 3 unless you can demonstrate your other other roommate is an overweight individual with significant psychological disorders, multiple felony convictions, and at least one murder conviction. Also, you must have assisted in his escape from a federal holding facility. You may not complete Chapter 3 unless you provide evidence of involvement IRL in at least one high-profile political assassination of a figure of "significant national significance or prominence in a cultural, political, or leadership position". Due to the extreme complexity of moral choices and actions in the Bounty Hunter story, these changes are necessary to ensure that players can both use the class properly, and also make fully-informed decisions about its story progression. IMPERIAL AGENT Spoiler [classified] For more information about the requirements to unlock Imperial Agent, please contact [classified]. If you are already [redacted], you may already have [redacted by order of Minder 17]. Thank you for your interest in Imperial Intelligence. SITH WARRIOR Spoiler To play this class you must demonstrate Force sensitivity IRL, including the ability to choke people by staring at them, to leap over 30 meters in a single bound from a standing start, and to cause localized tremors by punching the floor. You must also provide formal evidence, corroborated by witnesses, of your ability to steal a functioning lightsaber from a Jedi player that you personally murdered or incapacitated while mocking and belittling their entire existence and belief system. Furthermore, to ensure you are psychologically-capable of properly playing a Sith Warrior, you must provide the following: A psychological profile with signatures of at least three licensed mental health practicioners verifying that you have significant disorders of emotional management, especially and mandatorily including DSM subcategories specific to anger, frustration, and violence. Beginning medical treatment for any of these issues is grounds for immediate auto-deletion of your Sith Warrior. Photographic evidence that the walls of your play environment are painted black and red Acceptance of an additional patch download which will play Death Metal albums on a continuous loop at all times while logged in. Also, to ensure you can play your spec properly, Sith Warrior trees are restricted by several criteria: Juggernauts may not spec Vengeance unless they have demonstrated being significantly wronged IRL Juggernauts may not spec Immortal unless they have demonstrated immortality IRL (certified by notary witness) The entire Marauder AC is locked until you prove that you can immediately and consistently jump toward and stab any targets with any kind of colored icon floating above them. This is non-negotiable. (preexisting on-file Sentinel clearance is acceptable) Annihilation tree may not be accessed until you demonstrate competence is causing hemorrhaging bleeding injuries using only a plasma particle beam. If BioWare's team of certified medical professionals classifies these injuries as "burns" instead of "bleeding", you will be barred from Annihilation access until your performance improves. Carnage tree is locked until you demonstrate possession of a red alien symbiote. Finally, the complex moral environment of the Sith Warrior storyline necessitates additional requirements: You may not exit the starter planet unless you demonstrate ownership of at least 1 slave IRL. This slave must be collared, or they do not count. Slave also must be leashed in accordance with leash laws in your state of residence, and all of your slaves' vaccinations must be up-to-date, especially rabies. You may not exit the starter planet unless your employer IRL is significantly overweight and wears a bucket on his head. This is a non-negotiable requirement. You may not complete Chapter 1 unless you have legal custody of a mentally-ill teenager with untreatable homicidal tendencies. She must also have orange irises (colored contacts not acceptable) and a nice tan. Finally, you must also provide documented proof that you murdered everyone she has ever had social contact with. You may not complete Chapter 2 unless you can demonstrate possession of a homicidal muppet. (It is acceptable if this muppet is actually a homicidal individual inside a muppet suit, but you will not be allowed to log in after beginning Chapter 3 unless said individual is currently wearing their muppet suit) SITH INQUISITOR Spoiler To roll this class you must provide weekly webcam footage proving beyond doubt that you wear a black hooded robe at all times while logged in to SWTOR. You must additionally provide evidence of all of the following (non-negotiable): At least 5 years of your life spent in slavery to others (may be cumulative instead of linear) Participation in at least one historical Inquisition (Spanish is acceptable, but no one would expect it) The ability to shoot lightning from your fingertips (NOTE: Touching doorknobs DOES NOT meet this requirement) To complete Chapter 1, you must additionally demonstrate: Evidence of at least one incidence of surviving complete submersion in a pool of industrial toxic waste runoff while fighting off human-sized insects (dog-sized insects not acceptable) Leadership of at least one small-to-medium sized cult that worships you as their absolute God and Savior. Cult must be located in Las Vegas. Must not be dedicated to fighting Xenu (find your own niche, please). Spoiler Must provide evidence of killing a Botox'd GILF who you're convinced was trying to take over your body by possessing your brain, but now inhabits your pet dog instead. To progress beyond Chapter 2, you must demonstrate: Cohabitance with a roommate or SO who completely disagrees with every single one of your beliefs about everything, to the point you question why she even still lives with you, but she refuses to move out under any circumstances because she prefers to whine and argue with you constantly instead. Extreme diagnosed schizophrenia (must not be medicated), including a belief that no less than 4 different malevolent historical figures are simultaneously speaking to you at all times. (Only one of these figures may be Abraham Lincoln.) To complete Chapter 3, you must demonstrate: Evidence of your body being abducted by aliens, vaporized to the atomic level, and re-cloned from scratch to be better, stronger, faster, and healthier. Failure to provide evidence of this within 1 month of starting Chapter 3 will result in permanent deletion of your Inquisitor. Try again! Ownership of a cat that can also shoot lightning from its paws. A komodo dragon is an acceptable substitute. Pet must wear a Halloween skull mask at all times or is disqualified. Election to the United States Senate. CLOSING THOUGHTS This combination of RL, proven combat skill and intellectual immersion will provide a better experience for everyone involved, and help ensure much fewer arguments about balance, plot inconsistencies, moral choices, gameplay balance, and design decisions. This list is not comprehensive, and an adjunct crew of aides and thinkers will be happy to provide additional notes and suggestions in the posts below as we continue to refine and improve this significant proposal. I meet the requirements for both Smuggler and Agent, so I approve. -bp (Point of order: Gunslingers can't hit anything at 100m. Max range is 30 or so.)

AshlaBoga

05.21.2014 , 08:53 PM \| #26	Quote
Huh, I actually meet the qualifications to complete the Sith Warrior A3. Guess I stop playing my other toons?
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ThaReaperNL

05.21.2014 , 09:01 PM \| #27	Quote
This would actually solve alot of problems as most pvpers would only be able to play Sith Warriors I feel however that belonging to a hush-hush government agency also grants you access to the agent story, you do need a certificate of non-existance from your current employer tho
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BlackflameSeven

05.22.2014 , 07:55 AM \| #28	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by Larsenex .....no one would expect it.... I choked water onto m keyboard. Well played! I just got wierd looks at work for bursting out laughing - MP does it every time

BlackflameSeven

05.22.2014 , 07:57 AM \| #29	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by SW_display_name I sometimes run Ops while writing term papers because I can complete like 3 pages while Guildy #12 is off taking their ritualistic 12-minute pee break every boss and it prevents me going insane from boredom while writing term papers or waiting for guildies to pee. I had a raid group in WoW that was like that. I once invaded Germany in a game of Civilisation and destroyed the whole country before the raid leaders had finished arguing tactics on one boss...

Warrgames

05.22.2014 , 08:07 AM \| #30	Quote
Normally I ignore all wall of text people write. This was well worth the read.

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