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cymonguk
04.28.2014 , 06:22 AM | #571
Quote: Originally Posted by PaxSithari View Post
You didn't specify a gender (and I'm making the response non-SGR, so apologies for not covering all bases, as it were). And how to make this SFW...

If your ex is Male - the Sarlaac's name is Candi, Sarlaac's a name she has for [ahem, you know], and he is quite happy now getting "swallowed" by it.

If you ex is Female - the Sarlaac is the nickname her new beau Bob has for [activities redacted], she is quite happy letting Bob give her the ole Sarlaacin'.

I wish we could swap companions around (i.e. give Blizz to my SI).
Granted but in an unfortunate twist of fate, your account gets locked such that all your companions are swapped for the ship droid.

I wish I could create my own ship in SWTOR.

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PossibleJr
05.14.2014 , 10:46 PM | #572
Granted, but you have to spend thousands of trillions of credits per part of the ship, and can only be used in space combat, and all damage is real and requires even more credits to fix, and if it gets destroyed your character is reset to lvl 1 and back on it starting world

i wish the bug that prevents my friend from making another character, when he should be able to would be fixed

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bionamaster
05.19.2014 , 04:27 PM | #573
Quote: Originally Posted by PossibleJr View Post
Granted, but you have to spend thousands of trillions of credits per part of the ship, and can only be used in space combat, and all damage is real and requires even more credits to fix, and if it gets destroyed your character is reset to lvl 1 and back on it starting world

i wish the bug that prevents my friend from making another character, when he should be able to would be fixed
Granted, but said character is a Body Type 4 Male Smuggler named Pleasekickme, who cannot level up or learn an Advanced Class.

I wish I could customize how my lightsaber attacks looked in-game.
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AlienEyeTX
05.20.2014 , 12:06 PM | #574
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Granted, but said character is a Body Type 4 Male Smuggler named Pleasekickme, who cannot level up or learn an Advanced Class.

I wish I could customize how my lightsaber attacks looked in-game.
Granted, but the game crashes every time it runs a custom animation.

I wish jedi preferred mode of transportation was a bicycle.
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Sidenti
05.20.2014 , 12:38 PM | #575
Quote: Originally Posted by AlienEyeTX View Post
Granted, but the game crashes every time it runs a custom animation.

I wish jedi preferred mode of transportation was a bicycle.
Wish granted. The Jedi, however, forgot to ask for seats on those bicycles. Watch out for bumps.

I wish Skee-Lo still had a career.

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thermium
05.25.2014 , 10:25 AM | #576
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Wish granted. The Jedi, however, forgot to ask for seats on those bicycles. Watch out for bumps.

I wish Skee-Lo still had a career.
Granted but Skee-Lo goes to alcoholism.

I wish I had 999 billion credits ingame.

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bionamaster
05.25.2014 , 01:49 PM | #577
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Granted but Skee-Lo goes to alcoholism.

I wish I had 999 billion credits ingame.
Granted, but you receive the check upside down and accidentally drop it into the center of a pentagram. Mistaking it for a "666", the devil appears and brutally murders your character.

I wish I had 180 Set Bonus gear.
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thermium
05.25.2014 , 03:16 PM | #578
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Granted, but you receive the check upside down and accidentally drop it into the center of a pentagram. Mistaking it for a "666", the devil appears and brutally murders your character.

I wish I had 180 Set Bonus gear.
(LOL! good one)

Granted but Zeus appears out of nowhere and says "Only I can be that powerful!" and you go completely mad because you never know Zeus existed and the initial shock.

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thermium
05.27.2014 , 08:28 AM | #579
OMG sorry I forgot to put a wish and killed the thread lol

I wish I was a wizard.

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PaxSithari
05.27.2014 , 07:24 PM | #580
Quote: Originally Posted by thermium View Post
OMG sorry I forgot to put a wish and killed the thread lol

I wish I was a wizard.
You're a wizard - wizard being that goofball expression used in TPM that everyone hates. So now, you're what people think of when they hate.

I wish I had a Krayt dragon pearl in real life.
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