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RiVaN_
04.23.2014 , 10:18 AM | #561
Granted, but the pictures are of all of the least popular political figures in history (Henry the 8th, Hitler, Etc)


I wish that I was insanely rich, my family was safe, healthy and strong for the rest of my life and that I could travel anywhere, anytime and using any method i wished.
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cymonguk
04.23.2014 , 02:45 PM | #562
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wish that I was insanely rich, my family was safe, healthy and strong for the rest of my life and that I could travel anywhere, anytime and using any method i wished
Granted but you die in 10 minutes

I wish I could cast force lightning

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SandsOfArrakis
04.23.2014 , 11:59 PM | #563
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Granted but you die in 10 minutes

I wish I could cast force lightning
Granted, but you will shock yourself when the Force presents it's electricity bill to you.

I wish I could go mountain climbing on Hoth for a day.
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Essence_of_Light
04.24.2014 , 12:17 AM | #564
Quote: Originally Posted by SandsOfArrakis View Post
Granted, but you will shock yourself when the Force presents it's electricity bill to you.

I wish I could go mountain climbing on Hoth for a day.
Granted, but after hiking for a day you find yourself stranded with no way to safety.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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cymonguk
04.24.2014 , 03:39 PM | #565
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Granted, but after hiking for a day you find yourself stranded with no way to safety.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
Granted, but someone makes it for you, you suffer from piles for life.

I wish I could force leap

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PaxSithari
04.25.2014 , 01:02 AM | #566
Quote: Originally Posted by cymonguk View Post
Granted, but someone makes it for you, you suffer from piles for life.

I wish I could force leap
You could Force leap! Except, you immediately attack whoever you leap in front of. Your boss, that hottie at the bar, your kid's teacher, that TSA worker as you're in line at the airport.

I wish I had more in-game credits.
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cymonguk
04.25.2014 , 01:24 AM | #567
Quote: Originally Posted by PaxSithari View Post
You could Force leap! Except, you immediately attack whoever you leap in front of. Your boss, that hottie at the bar, your kid's teacher, that TSA worker as you're in line at the airport.

I wish I had more in-game credits.
Granted, you have 2 more credits.

I wish I could disappear like an Assassin.

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orangefishboy
04.26.2014 , 12:39 AM | #568
Quote: Originally Posted by cymonguk View Post
Granted, you have 2 more credits.

I wish I could disappear like an Assassin.
Granted, and you are also completely silent; however, you forget how to reappear, and no one ever sees or hears from you again.

I wish I could make this paper assignment disappear like an Assassin.

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cymonguk
04.26.2014 , 03:51 PM | #569
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Granted, and you are also completely silent; however, you forget how to reappear, and no one ever sees or hears from you again.

I wish I could make this paper assignment disappear like an Assassin.
It disappears like an assassin, but you then keep cutting yourself with the paper. The paper cuts eventually lead to you bleeding to death.

I wish that my ex was swallowed by a Sarlaac

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PaxSithari
04.26.2014 , 08:50 PM | #570
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It disappears like an assassin, but you then keep cutting yourself with the paper. The paper cuts eventually lead to you bleeding to death.

I wish that my ex was swallowed by a Sarlaac
You didn't specify a gender (and I'm making the response non-SGR, so apologies for not covering all bases, as it were). And how to make this SFW...

If your ex is Male - the Sarlaac's name is Candi, Sarlaac's a name she has for [ahem, you know], and he is quite happy now getting "swallowed" by it.

If you ex is Female - the Sarlaac is the nickname her new beau Bob has for [activities redacted], she is quite happy letting Bob give her the ole Sarlaacin'.

I wish we could swap companions around (i.e. give Blizz to my SI).
We've forgotten what it is to be Jedi. So I'm going to do some real Jedi work now, and help someone in trouble rather than talk big concepts and run errands for politicians - Bardan Jusik
RIP The Shadowlands