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PaxSithari
02.21.2014 , 02:54 AM | #541
Quote: Originally Posted by thermium View Post
Granted, but Batman now only speaks German and you can't understand a word he's saying.

I wish I had x ray vision.
Way to go Mr. Give Everyone You Look At Cancer Man.

I just figured this out: Guss Tuno is yummy! I just wish I liked seafood.
We've forgotten what it is to be Jedi. So I'm going to do some real Jedi work now, and help someone in trouble rather than talk big concepts and run errands for politicians - Bardan Jusik
RIP The Shadowlands

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thermium
02.21.2014 , 11:40 AM | #542
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Way to go Mr. Give Everyone You Look At Cancer Man.

I just figured this out: Guss Tuno is yummy! I just wish I liked seafood.
Granted, but the seafood is spoiled.

I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship.

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lil_evil_rozzie
02.22.2014 , 03:18 AM | #543
'Granted, but the seafood is spoiled.
I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship. '

Granted...but it is captained by Jarr Jarr Binxs who acidently flys it into a dying sun

I wish I had a baby bantha as a pet
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thermium
02.22.2014 , 09:25 AM | #544
Quote: Originally Posted by lil_evil_rozzie View Post
'Granted, but the seafood is spoiled.
I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship. '

Granted...but it is captained by Jarr Jarr Binxs who acidently flys it into a dying sun

I wish I had a baby bantha as a pet
Granted, but the bantha eats you when it's fully grown.

I wish I had a very huge mansion with an olympic pool.

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PaxSithari
02.22.2014 , 04:24 PM | #545
Quote: Originally Posted by thermium View Post
Granted, but the bantha eats you when it's fully grown.

I wish I had a very huge mansion with an olympic pool.
You have a huge mansion and olympic sized pool filled with pudding. Not to mention a several-thousand heating and electric bill every month, to keep the place warm, lit, and the pudding from spoiling.

Today was supposed to be Ragnarok!!! I wish I had some mead to drink while watching Vikings pillage.
We've forgotten what it is to be Jedi. So I'm going to do some real Jedi work now, and help someone in trouble rather than talk big concepts and run errands for politicians - Bardan Jusik
RIP The Shadowlands

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thermium
02.22.2014 , 04:41 PM | #546
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You have a huge mansion and olympic sized pool filled with pudding. Not to mention a several-thousand heating and electric bill every month, to keep the place warm, lit, and the pudding from spoiling.

Today was supposed to be Ragnarok!!! I wish I had some mead to drink while watching Vikings pillage.
Granted, but I drank it all and you didn't get any :P

I wish I had a horse.

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PaxSithari
02.22.2014 , 05:20 PM | #547
Quote: Originally Posted by thermium View Post
Granted, but I drank it all and you didn't get any :P

I wish I had a horse.
You may obtain the horse, but first you must lure Svašilfari away. How, you ask? Details here, 3rd paragraph. Have fun frolicking!

I wish some myths were true.
We've forgotten what it is to be Jedi. So I'm going to do some real Jedi work now, and help someone in trouble rather than talk big concepts and run errands for politicians - Bardan Jusik
RIP The Shadowlands

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RodneyMcNeely
02.22.2014 , 05:24 PM | #548
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I wish some myths were true.
They are, but they're all from H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos.

I wish I weren't as giddy about the release of Elder Scrolls Online as I am.

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thermium
02.22.2014 , 09:19 PM | #549
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They are, but they're all from H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos.

I wish I weren't as giddy about the release of Elder Scrolls Online as I am.
Granted, memory wipe.

I wish Justin Bieber would go fall in a ditch.

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AlienEyeTX
02.24.2014 , 12:28 PM | #550
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Granted, memory wipe.

I wish Justin Bieber would go fall in a ditch.
Granted, but Daft Punk sees it happen and saves him. Together they go on to release several hits that play endlessly on all radio stations, despite the fact that no one actually likes the music.

I wish to see a guest appearance by Obi-Wan's ghost on Marvel Agents of SHIELD.
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