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Funniest line in game?

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DarthDymond
12.25.2013 , 02:55 PM | #1341
Khem Val in the casino: "I have a great sabaac face. Just kidding, I hate sabbac" So out of the blue and unexpected it had me stunned, then laughing like crazy.

The entire Sith Warrior "You don't eat what you kill?" exchange, between his lines and the reactions from the gangsters it's just one of the funniest interactions I've seen in a long time.
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Dak_fireraker
12.27.2013 , 12:50 PM | #1342
Trooper: Nar Shadaa entering Casino

Imperial Officer: Impossible! Throw down your weapons. Republic Scum! You have no idea what you've done, breaking in here.

Trooper: I'm Sorry, the guy at the front desk must have made a mistake.
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Eislor
12.28.2013 , 07:28 PM | #1343
Quote: Originally Posted by Kirameki View Post
On my Jedi Sage :

While I was making an approach to start a conversation with a republic admiral :

" A Jedi ? Well, paint me blue and call me Chiss. "
I ran into this line before while playing a Jedi Knight and I thought it was funny. However when my Chiss Jedi Consular met the Admiral it took on a whole new level of funny for me.

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ATAMIANM
12.29.2013 , 12:00 AM | #1344
Ran into this one on my Agent the other day, after you save Corellia for the Empire. Darth Decimus has just given the Agent a medal for her efforts. He asks her if she has anything to add after [raising her.

Agent: I just won a whole planet for you. Show me your complete admiration.
Darth Decimus: I'm sorry, we're all out of medals.
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velasong
12.29.2013 , 12:10 AM | #1345
jedi consular after being asked to do something dangerous
"beats dealing with this guilt trip"
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Zerex_Kildron
12.30.2013 , 03:42 AM | #1346
How do you know I'm not a colicoid?
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JattaGin
12.30.2013 , 04:26 AM | #1347
Not the funniest line in game, but the most recent funny one I found (just yesterday). My agent was doing the Taris bonus series which is basically nothing else but: go there, kill xx amounts of yy, then come back. I'm transcribing from my memory:

Major Orpharya: Infiltrating the pirates' camp was downright suicide. How did you make it?
Agent: I made a bomb out of a durasteel tin-opener and some jawa-juice. And then... [fade to black]
Major Orpharya: This is the most non-credible explanation I have ever heard. But thank you.

I wonder what jawa-juice is.

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velasong
12.30.2013 , 04:38 AM | #1348
republic taris bonus series
*something blows up after pressing a few buttons and everyone panics*
"wow.there's useless,then there's you people"
Whats in a name,it doesn't bring fame.So it's a shame,we're all part of society's game.A need to be known,our fame to be grown.A kiss on the cheek,a paycheck every week.

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Dak_fireraker
12.30.2013 , 08:01 AM | #1349
I came across this conversation & it had me rolling:

Location: On Tavis's secret ship & about to disable & steal *confiscate* his cloaking device

Tavis (via holo projection): I have to thank you for working this little meeting into your busy schedule. It took me some trouble to arrange.

Trooper: In the name of the Republic I order you to surrender!

Tavis: Ya know... you're so threatening over holo that I might even consider it. Let me get back to you later.

(further into the conversation after several justifications of his traitorous companions...)

Tavis: They were Heroes, Lieutenant!

Trooper
: If you need a moment to cry, I can call back.
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_biddan_
12.30.2013 , 03:52 PM | #1350
Quote: Originally Posted by OddballEasyEight View Post
You can do that?!?!?!
no.
too short.
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