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Imperial Edict GR-1NC4

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bowlergirl
12.16.2013 , 05:24 PM | #21
My thoughts about this are [REDACTED]......

this was a good laugh

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VonFoxFire
12.16.2013 , 05:25 PM | #22
This insidious vile attack on morality must not go unpunished! Life day is proof that the Republic is the lowest of amoral degenerates!
Through fear we have conformity , through conformity we have civilization , through civilization we have culture , and through culture we give life meaning.

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LtGeneralGezlin
12.16.2013 , 05:28 PM | #23
Quote: Originally Posted by WillCaedes View Post
NO, no no, GOD NO MAKE IT STOP!!! *gouges eyes out to prevent further atrocity.* Oh God, I should have read the warning! *rocks back and forth slowly*
Well, I did warn you, didn't I?
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Elfa
12.16.2013 , 05:34 PM | #24
What time does this start?
I'd like to sit down with the guy responsible for having Busta Rhymes fight Michael Myers in HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION. Then, before he could speak, I would slap him so hard his face would explode and his dog would die." - Jim Law

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JattaGin
12.16.2013 , 05:37 PM | #25
Excellent information. These masters of ceremony better not cross my path. I will finish them off with a heavy snowball bombardment.

There can be only one special snowflake. And this will be me.

Bring it on!

P. S. How can someone seriously complain about this great story? This is an RPG here. I mean, come on.

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BradTheImpaler
12.16.2013 , 05:37 PM | #26
Nonviolent physical contact with Wookiees is unpatriotic?
Wow, and here I was thinking that the Empire was pragmatically loosening up its anti-alien policies.
I guess we can't expect much more from a society that's cut off all contact with outsiders for centuries!

EDIT: Regardless, Life Day is a primitive tradition based on old myths. I say we just find some patriotic reason to celebrate and "borrow" Life Day traditions. Let's call it "Sith Day" and treat any disagreement about the celebration as a declaration of war by nonbelievers.
In the Imperial Army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.

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Tatile
12.16.2013 , 05:41 PM | #27
Quote: Originally Posted by BradTheImpaler View Post
Nonviolent physical contact with Wookiees is unpatriotic?
Wow, and here I was thinking that the Empire was pragmatically loosening up its anti-alien policies.
I guess we can't expect much more from a society that's cut off all contact with outsiders for centuries!
Near-humans might be mildly acceptable, but Wookies belong in cages and as throw rugs for the akk dogs.

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BradTheImpaler
12.16.2013 , 05:43 PM | #28
Quote: Originally Posted by Tatile View Post
Near-humans might be mildly acceptable, but Wookies belong in cages and as throw rugs for the akk dogs.
Throw rugs? Nonsense. That's a waste of perfectly good slave labour!
In the Imperial Army, it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.

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Tatile
12.16.2013 , 05:44 PM | #29
Quote: Originally Posted by BradTheImpaler View Post
Throw rugs? Nonsense. That's a waste of perfectly good slave labour!
But sometimes the pelt matches the décor...

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CrazyMcGee
12.16.2013 , 06:08 PM | #30
WOOOOOO! This all sounds awesome

Can't wait for the US to catch up to 17th December