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BacaWicket
10.27.2013 , 10:11 PM | #441
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Granted.
Spoiler
Granted you forgot to wish
I wish that you stopped forgetting to wish

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BacaWicket
11.06.2013 , 10:59 PM | #442
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Granted you forgot to wish
I wish that you stopped forgetting to wish
nobody has wished in over a week
I wish that I lived in a mansion

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Xakthul
11.07.2013 , 03:42 PM | #443
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nobody has wished in over a week
I wish that I lived in a mansion
Granted: Baras eats you.

I wish it was December.
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turjake
11.09.2013 , 03:12 AM | #444
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Granted: Baras eats you.

I wish it was December.
Granted. After visiting the local shopping mall and listening Jingle Bells and other seasonal music for a few hours you will wish it was january.

I wish I had really working (all frequencys) anti-noise earplugs.

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Frizzlecrank
11.10.2013 , 08:11 AM | #445
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Granted. After visiting the local shopping mall and listening Jingle Bells and other seasonal music for a few hours you will wish it was january.

I wish I had really working (all frequencys) anti-noise earplugs.
Granted. You don't hear when the Moon precipitates on Earth & kills you.

I wish Total War-like turn-based games had instant turns for AIs. It's boring to wait!

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AlienEyeTX
11.11.2013 , 09:21 AM | #446
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Granted. You don't hear when the Moon precipitates on Earth & kills you.

I wish Total War-like turn-based games had instant turns for AIs. It's boring to wait!
Granted, but each turn causes your system to bluescreen.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this season.
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turjake
11.11.2013 , 10:08 AM | #447
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Granted, but each turn causes your system to bluescreen.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys would win the Super Bowl this season.
Granted. Afterwards, having achieved their dream, the whole team moves to London and starts to play cricket professionally.

I wish a non-british person (like me) could understand the rules of cricket.

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Xakthul
11.11.2013 , 08:22 PM | #448
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Granted. Afterwards, having achieved their dream, the whole team moves to London and starts to play cricket professionally.

I wish a non-british person (like me) could understand the rules of cricket.
Granted. You are now completely disgusted with it, as Douglas Adams' description of it in Life, the Universe, and Everything is actually true.

I wish you had actually read Life, the Universe, and Everything so that you knew the reference.
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BacaWicket
11.16.2013 , 12:39 PM | #449
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Granted. You are now completely disgusted with it, as Douglas Adams' description of it in Life, the Universe, and Everything is actually true.

I wish you had actually read Life, the Universe, and Everything so that you knew the reference.
granted now whenever I use it correctly, you break a bone
I wish i had a portal gun

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Darth_Victus
11.16.2013 , 02:08 PM | #450
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granted now whenever I use it correctly, you break a bone
I wish i had a portal gun
Granted, however you can only open one portal. Trapping you in limbo.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.