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bionamaster

10.23.2013 , 07:59 AM \| #431	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket granted but you accidentaly alter reality in which you were never born creating a time paradox I wish i could freeze time and resume time on my command Granted, but you are struck by lightning just as you stop time. This causes you to be frozen alone in time forever, constantly being electrocuted by the bolt. I wish I could shoot lava from my hands (and not get burned)
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gorstram

10.23.2013 , 09:53 AM \| #432	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster Granted, but you are struck by lightning just as you stop time. This causes you to be frozen alone in time forever, constantly being electrocuted by the bolt. I wish I could shoot lava from my hands (and not get burned) Granted, but your lava burns others, so you're reclassifed as a shield volcano and relocated to the middle of the Pacific, so you have to shoot lava out of your hands for a few thousand years to make a home for yourself. I wish I had 40 fingers so I could type faster.
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Daknel

10.23.2013 , 10:04 AM \| #433	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by gorstram Granted, but your lava burns others, so you're reclassifed as a shield volcano and relocated to the middle of the Pacific, so you have to shoot lava out of your hands for a few thousand years to make a home for yourself. I wish I had 40 fingers so I could type faster. Granted, but the fingers have no bones in them so they are pretty much useless. I wish my dog would stop looking at me everytime I start to masterbate

gorstram

10.23.2013 , 10:43 AM \| #434	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by Daknel Granted, but the fingers have no bones in them so they are pretty much useless. I wish my dog would stop looking at me everytime I start to masterbate Granted; however, since the dog stops staring at you, it becomes apathetic towards you and decides that maybe someone else should be its friend. One who will pay more attention to it, than it's own weenis, so it leaves, hobo stick and bundle over its shoulder, on its way to the big city to find a new friend. I wish I had an electric car that only needs to be charged once per month regardless of how much I drive it.
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OmenQ

10.23.2013 , 01:40 PM \| #435	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by gorstram I wish I had an electric car that only needs to be charged once per month regardless of how much I drive it. Granted, but it takes 27 days to reach full charge. I wish that food replicators from Star Trek were a reality.
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gorstram

10.23.2013 , 01:53 PM \| #436	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by OmenQ Granted, but it takes 27 days to reach full charge. I wish that food replicators from Star Trek were a reality. Granted, but the replicators only make chipped meat products i.e. spam, deviled ham, chipped beef, etc. (Enjoy your gout). I wish I were an 80's icon.
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BacaWicket

10.23.2013 , 06:37 PM \| #437	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by gorstram Granted, but the replicators only make chipped meat products i.e. spam, deviled ham, chipped beef, etc. (Enjoy your gout). I wish I were an 80's icon. granted but instead of looking cool everyone sees you as outdated and you have no friends I wish that I could travel at the speed of light and experience time dilation

bionamaster

10.27.2013 , 12:42 PM \| #438	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket granted but instead of looking cool everyone sees you as outdated and you have no friends I wish that I could travel at the speed of light and experience time dilation Granted, but it becomes impossible to slow down, causing you to die of old age in 30 seconds of isolation. I wish Batman: Arkham Origins didn't corrupt itself on my computer yesterday.....
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BacaWicket

10.27.2013 , 07:30 PM \| #439	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster Granted, but it becomes impossible to slow down, causing you to die of old age in 30 seconds of isolation. I wish Batman: Arkham Origins didn't corrupt itself on my computer yesterday..... granted you get a letter from Bioware saying that if you play arkham origins that they will give you the permaban I wish that I had minecraft

Xakthul

10.27.2013 , 09:05 PM \| #440	Quote
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket granted you get a letter from Bioware saying that if you play arkham origins that they will give you the permaban I wish that I had minecraft Granted. Spoiler The Ender Dragon comes through into SWTOR and becomes the unstoppable boss that oneshots everything.
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