corrupt a wish!

Granted, but they are still wiped out by the asteroid.
Granted, but the gunslinger storyline is now the exact same as the mercenary but on the republic side.

I wish I could play the trooper storyline but as an imperial soldier.

Granted, the Empire enslaves Earth. D:
But we're all Force Sensitives, so we all become sith!
Except you, since you made the Emperor get killed by the Republic. Tough luck. D:

I wish this was the most active thread in the history of Internet, and that no one ever forgot about it BECAUSE IT'S AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Granted, this thread will be so active that there will be 100 000 new wishes and grants every second. They have to rent half of Googles server hardware just to keep this thread going. NSA (no such agency) will need to rent half of greenland to build a server farm in cold environment to keep track of all the messages in this thread only. You, on the other hand, try to open the thread and your cable modem will melt because of overload. You contact your service provider and they will tell you that you will have to buy a 10 gigabit dedicated fiber to your house to keep up with this thread. It will cost about 10 000 € /month. On the other hand, the thread is the awesomest thing in the internet, so surely its worth it.

I wish I had a 10 gigabit dedicated fiber connection to the game servers.

Granted, but you need to remove your kitchen to make room for it, forcing you to starve to death.

I wish for three more wishes!

Granted, but all of the ammo that you have is blanks and unable to destoy zombies.


I wish 2.4 would be made live already.

I wish you could place as the Sith Emperor as a class with its own story/companions etc.

Granted, but your class story ends with your perma-death. Your companions are all player characters, and in the end, one will replace you as Emperor. When you start your next character, your only choice is Jedi Knight.

I wish for 100 million credits to be deposited into my guild bank.

Granted, but your Imp guild only gets Pub creds, which cannot be converted, and vice versa.

I wish I wasn't asthmatic.

granted, you have hetrophillia
I wish I had a google earth for coruscant with 3D imagry and the ability to go into the lower levels of coruscant

Granted, but since the whole planet is covered with the city and its kilometers high skyscrapers all over the load times are in weeks every time you open one zone or try to move the view a bit.

I wish the AI that will take over the worlds networked computer systems in near future will have a sense of humor.