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The tale of Blaurfingar

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supermouthcml
09.29.2013 , 02:43 PM | #1
The story of Blaurfingar.
By Naylun Sellisto.

Long ago in a galaxy far far away, there lived a commando of legend, a commando so beefy and so strong that he became a symbol of hope for the republic in its time of crisis and terrible pugs. His name is but a whisper on the lips of those who screamed “I AM LEGEND!”, and his appearance on the battlefield made all who opposed him shudder with fear. It is said that he could withstand the brutal smashing force of seven heavily armored sith while still protecting his allies and defending a republic stronghold. This one commando, this… legend... came to be known as Blaurfingar.
http://imgur.com/VrrBb00
As War between the feared sith empire and the republic waged, Blaurfingar the legendary commando began to aid the the crippled republic by driving back the mighty sith legions in many crucial battles singlehandedly using only his courage and determination and his big azz assault cannon. These battles which have been recorded in the jedi archives include but are not limited to the battle over the lost ship void star, the defense of novare coast, and the last stand in the civil war on the treacherous snowy slopes of alderaan. Though he was alone this one man courageously fought, killing thousands of sith while still healing to full. Seeing his might, many of the empire's finest sith began to gather and attempt to conjure a plot to remove the fat messiah of the republic. As time went by, many more battles were won for the republic and the idea of hope began to spread through the minds of its civilians, but the empire had developed a plan. Seeing blaurf destroy their precious armies, the sith had fallen back on a single, drastic solution… they released the lobsters. These vicious Peenchers, who spawned from the remote jungles of belsavis had been summoned to fulfill the sole task of executing the mighty blaurf. Hunting him down they found their target, drinking wookie Raaaaawr rum in a cantina on the outskirts of nar shadaa. As the assassins lunged for their target they were blown away by his awesome power as he released a gas from his bowels that would make even the nastiest rodian cry… but blaurf only laughed and went back to his rum. Time passed, the republic recovered and the once great empire fell. Now in a glorious time of peace all we have to remember our chubby champion by are the stories told in cantinas and the records of his battles in the jedi archives, thus I have burdened myself with the task of telling his remarkable tale, spreading it far and wide on the qq’ing forums of our galaxy so that no one may forget the remarkable story of our savior, the story… of blaurfingar.

It’s a cool story bro.

Btw leafy pays 400K to whoever kills blaurf >.>
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supermouthcml
09.29.2013 , 02:58 PM | #2
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09.29.2013 , 09:44 PM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by supermouthcml View Post
The story of Blaurfingar.
By Naylun Sellisto.

Long ago in a galaxy far far away, there lived a commando of legend, a commando so beefy and so strong that he became a symbol of hope for the republic in its time of crisis and terrible pugs. His name is but a whisper on the lips of those who screamed “I AM LEGEND!”, and his appearance on the battlefield made all who opposed him shudder with fear. It is said that he could withstand the brutal smashing force of seven heavily armored sith while still protecting his allies and defending a republic stronghold. This one commando, this… legend... came to be known as Blaurfingar.
http://imgur.com/VrrBb00
As War between the feared sith empire and the republic waged, Blaurfingar the legendary commando began to aid the the crippled republic by driving back the mighty sith legions in many crucial battles singlehandedly using only his courage and determination and his big azz assault cannon. These battles which have been recorded in the jedi archives include but are not limited to the battle over the lost ship void star, the defense of novare coast, and the last stand in the civil war on the treacherous snowy slopes of alderaan. Though he was alone this one man courageously fought, killing thousands of sith while still healing to full. Seeing his might, many of the empire's finest sith began to gather and attempt to conjure a plot to remove the fat messiah of the republic. As time went by, many more battles were won for the republic and the idea of hope began to spread through the minds of its civilians, but the empire had developed a plan. Seeing blaurf destroy their precious armies, the sith had fallen back on a single, drastic solution… they released the lobsters. These vicious Peenchers, who spawned from the remote jungles of belsavis had been summoned to fulfill the sole task of executing the mighty blaurf. Hunting him down they found their target, drinking wookie Raaaaawr rum in a cantina on the outskirts of nar shadaa. As the assassins lunged for their target they were blown away by his awesome power as he released a gas from his bowels that would make even the nastiest rodian cry… but blaurf only laughed and went back to his rum. Time passed, the republic recovered and the once great empire fell. Now in a glorious time of peace all we have to remember our chubby champion by are the stories told in cantinas and the records of his battles in the jedi archives, thus I have burdened myself with the task of telling his remarkable tale, spreading it far and wide on the qq’ing forums of our galaxy so that no one may forget the remarkable story of our savior, the story… of blaurfingar.

It’s a cool story bro.

Btw leafy pays 400K to whoever kills blaurf >.>
Rofl dude
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