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DeltaEkotte
09.24.2013 , 06:54 PM | #301
Quote: Originally Posted by Xakthul View Post
Granted, all the vehicles the traffic is composed are now smooth and sexy Lambos. But the traffic doesn't move.

I wish I had a Lambo in SWTOR
Granted, but it is only availible in a cartel pack that is sold for 1 day only, and there is only 1 Lambo in every 1,000,000 items received from that one cartel pack.

I wish cartel packs didn't cost so much.
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AlienEyeTX
09.26.2013 , 01:59 PM | #302
Quote: Originally Posted by DeltaEkotte View Post
Granted, but it is only availible in a cartel pack that is sold for 1 day only, and there is only 1 Lambo in every 1,000,000 items received from that one cartel pack.

I wish cartel packs didn't cost so much.
Granted, but they only come with one item - a title called "Nugget"

I wish I had more time between meetings at work.
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bionamaster
09.26.2013 , 02:37 PM | #303
Quote: Originally Posted by Xakthul View Post
Granted, all the vehicles the traffic is composed are now smooth and sexy Lambos. But the traffic doesn't move.

I wish I had a Lambo in SWTOR
Granted, but someone stole it and crashed it into a bridge.

I wish I had some chocolate cake.
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Xakthul
09.26.2013 , 03:36 PM | #304
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
Granted, but someone stole it and crashed it into a bridge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

That is all.

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I wish I had some chocolate cake.
Granted, but it's poisoned with blowfish venom.

I wish people would actally read my fanfic :P
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turjake
09.27.2013 , 01:01 AM | #305
Quote: Originally Posted by Xakthul View Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

That is all.



Granted, but it's poisoned with blowfish venom.

I wish people would actally read my fanfic :P
Granted, but everyone reading it finds his/hers inner literary critic, and your private messages box will be filled with comments about what you should add/remove/change/rewrite in your fanfic to make it better/decent/not crap. Sometimes those lists are a lot longer than your whole fanfic.

I wish the modern machinery lasted longer than just the few years of warranty time.

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Frizzlecrank
09.27.2013 , 01:44 PM | #306
Quote: Originally Posted by turjake View Post
Granted, but everyone reading it finds his/hers inner literary critic, and your private messages box will be filled with comments about what you should add/remove/change/rewrite in your fanfic to make it better/decent/not crap. Sometimes those lists are a lot longer than your whole fanfic.

I wish the modern machinery lasted longer than just the few years of warranty time.
The modern machinery now last forever! Too bad they take over control of the planet, we all become living energy cells and you get tortured 24/7 by robots and humans alike because, hey, you wished everlasting machines.

I wish my Sith Inquisitor was pure lightning, the Emperor, the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and also a very famous novel writer.

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OmenQ
09.27.2013 , 03:08 PM | #307
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I wish my Sith Inquisitor was pure lightning, the Emperor, the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and also a very famous novel writer.
Granted. While you're out on a book signing tour in the outer rim, a rebel commando installs a grounding rod into your senate chair. The next time you sit on it, your lightning charge is dissipated into the bowels of Coruscant and you are destroyed.

I wish I could fast forward 45 minutes to the end of my work day.
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turjake
09.27.2013 , 11:31 PM | #308
Quote: Originally Posted by OmenQ View Post
Granted. While you're out on a book signing tour in the outer rim, a rebel commando installs a grounding rod into your senate chair. The next time you sit on it, your lightning charge is dissipated into the bowels of Coruscant and you are destroyed.

I wish I could fast forward 45 minutes to the end of my work day.
Granted, unfortunately you will miss the only fun part of the last of the year in your work. The rest of your year will be distilled boredom and your coworkers will drive you nuts talking about the funny thing you missed.

I wish I lived in some tropical paradice island instead of this arctic area.

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bionamaster
09.28.2013 , 04:19 PM | #309
Quote: Originally Posted by turjake View Post
Granted, unfortunately you will miss the only fun part of the last of the year in your work. The rest of your year will be distilled boredom and your coworkers will drive you nuts talking about the funny thing you missed.

I wish I lived in some tropical paradice island instead of this arctic area.
Granted, you now live in the Lost Island Flashpoint. Enjoy your Rakghouls!

I wish I had a more money.
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CarpeSangrea
09.29.2013 , 04:35 AM | #310
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
Granted, you now live in the Lost Island Flashpoint. Enjoy your Rakghouls!

I wish I had a more money.
Granted, but now you are being audited by the IRS. Have fun in prison

I wish I had a car.