corrupt a wish!

granted but they cost a tons of money to unlock and you can only play them for 1 mission
i wish that ahsoka was one of the inquisitor's comps instead of ashara

Granted but Khem eats her.

I wish I could kill Baras earlier than Chapter 3

Ignore this, missed some wishes.

Granted, but your master is now Jar Jar Binks.

I wish Naboo was an explorable planet in SWTOR.

Granted, but the Emperor consumes all life in an attempt to ensure his immortality.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted, but the weight of it all causes your wallet to tear through your pocket and embed itself 5,000 miles underground.

I wish I had a larger TV.

Statement:Granted, but I will liquidate you, meatbag.

Uhh I wish I could play as a Wookie and have romanceable companions, survive the whole story, and be epic at all aspects of the game.

Granted, but you will have all of your hair shaven off repeatedly until you are almost just a very tall human.

I wish I could play SWTOR all day along, every day of the week, all year long.

Granted... but..... I agree.... does not compute.... cannot corrupt this very true statement........

Granted... but you play through every class story, reach the top of pvp ranking, beat every op on all modes, do every side mission and all possible bonus mission, beat every planet boss, and beat every event, you do this on every possible class and advanced class. You become bored and want to stop.. but you can't because you have wished to play everyday all day. You eventually die from boredom.

I wish I had the ability to move in and out places with a thought... like in that movie where the guy could just appear in a bank vault and take money then appear in London to spend it.