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BacaWicket
08.01.2013 , 07:17 PM | #71
Quote: Originally Posted by xxdarkscopzxx View Post
granted but who could make awfull parafrasing ( in another language ) funny?

i wish i had an IQ of over 300
great for you well wrong! your brain is soo big that your head explodes
i wish that i knew everything

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Aurbere
08.01.2013 , 08:27 PM | #72
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket View Post
great for you well wrong! your brain is soo big that your head explodes
i wish that i knew everything
Granted, but many of the things you know horrify you, driving you insane.

I wish I could see the future.
Added Chapter 66 to The Shadows Fall
"Your only hope to survive is to give in to the rage boiling within you, to acknowledge the Dark Side you deny, and tap into it!"--Darth Tyranus

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BacaWicket
08.01.2013 , 08:48 PM | #73
Quote: Originally Posted by Aurbere View Post
Granted, but many of the things you know horrify you, driving you insane.

I wish I could see the future.
wish granted you commit suicide after you find out that your girlfriend will be possessed by the emperor 1 year from now on your birthday
i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend

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BacaWicket
08.02.2013 , 12:00 AM | #74
Quote: Originally Posted by AshlaBoga View Post
Granted - one of your lightsabers contains a homing beacon planted by the SIS that allows them to blow you up from orbit.

I wish I had an Avalanche Heavy Tank

EDIT: Drat response was posted before I posted this
granted it got blown up
i wish 9/11 never happened

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_biddan_
08.02.2013 , 06:56 PM | #75
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket View Post
granted it got blown up
i wish 9/11 never happened
granted but you were wearing heavy armor so you failed your spellcasting and erased 11/9.

i wish i could be immortal, invulnerable and that i couldn't be harmed in any way possible, either magical, divine or material, not even the Force or feelings can harm me.
(also, i don't care if people i know dies, i'm going to live FOREVEEEEER!)
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BacaWicket
08.02.2013 , 10:47 PM | #76
Quote: Originally Posted by _biddan_ View Post
granted but you were wearing heavy armor so you failed your spellcasting and erased 11/9.

i wish i could be immortal, invulnerable and that i couldn't be harmed in any way possible, either magical, divine or material, not even the Force or feelings can harm me.
(also, i don't care if people i know dies, i'm going to live FOREVEEEEER!)
granted when the universe dies you begin to regret wishing that
i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend

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Aramyth
08.03.2013 , 12:04 AM | #77
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket View Post
granted when the universe dies you begin to regret wishing that
i wish ahsoka was my girlfriend
Granted, but she's actually a man.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.

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turjake
08.03.2013 , 01:37 AM | #78
Quote: Originally Posted by Aramyth View Post
Granted, but she's actually a man.

I wish for a turkey sandwich.
Granted, now you just need to figure out how to pacify the angry full sized furious turkey between 2 pieces of large bread.

I wish I could fly to other planets with a personal spacecraft.

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_biddan_
08.03.2013 , 03:32 AM | #79
Quote: Originally Posted by turjake View Post
Granted, now you just need to figure out how to pacify the angry full sized furious turkey between 2 pieces of large bread.

I wish I could fly to other planets with a personal spacecraft.
granted, but you forgot the oxigen

i wish that star wars 7 will be as good as a star wars movie should be.
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Omisri
08.03.2013 , 05:52 AM | #80
Quote: Originally Posted by _biddan_ View Post
granted, but you forgot the oxigen

i wish that star wars 7 will be as good as a star wars movie should be.
Granted,

But episodes 8 and 9 are deemed the worst movies of all time.

I wish I had more 3 more wishes
Kleck - Jugg Omisri - Maud Aeox - Assassin Meign - Sorc Idep - Stealthy Operative Jacke - Merc
SWTOR - No longer is it like the pain of a full bladder in your car on a long journey, relieved by a hidden service station. But the dissapointment you get when you find out you were not in a car - you were asleep, just wet yourself, and had to pay for new bedding.