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DeadpoolCorp
07.15.2013 , 06:06 AM | #1
Corrupt-a-wish!

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
For example:
first person: I wish I had a corvette.
Next person: granted but... it was crushed by a falling wrecking ball.
I wish I had a bucket of pennies...

now that everyone knows the rules.... I wish I was the sith emperor
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theborch
07.15.2013 , 11:31 AM | #2
granted... your new position also includes a powerful apprentice who will in the next few days kill you and take your place.

I wish I had a mansion with stripper maids & cooks.
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JamagsAwesome
07.15.2013 , 02:08 PM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by theborch View Post
granted... your new position also includes a powerful apprentice who will in the next few days kill you and take your place.

I wish I had a mansion with stripper maids & cooks.
Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I were a ninja.
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JustARandomGuy
07.15.2013 , 03:38 PM | #4
Quote: Originally Posted by JamagsAwesome View Post
Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I were a ninja.
Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you?

I wish I was able to fly under my own power.
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Magnusheart
07.15.2013 , 06:35 PM | #5
Quote: Originally Posted by JustARandomGuy View Post
Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you?

I wish I was able to fly under my own power.


Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet.


I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space)

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Selenial
07.15.2013 , 06:40 PM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by Magnusheart View Post
Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet.


I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space)
Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use.

I wish i had 2 lightsabers
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Magnusheart
07.15.2013 , 07:11 PM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by Selenial View Post
Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use.

I wish i had 2 lightsabers

Granted, but you cut your foot off by accident because you turned the safety off when it was on your belt.


I wish I had a Portal Gun.

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AshlaBoga
07.15.2013 , 07:16 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by Selenial View Post
Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use.

I wish i had 2 lightsabers
Granted - one of your lightsabers contains a homing beacon planted by the SIS that allows them to blow you up from orbit.

I wish I had an Avalanche Heavy Tank

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Selenial
07.15.2013 , 07:21 PM | #9
Quote: Originally Posted by Magnusheart View Post
Granted, but you cut your foot off by accident because you turned the safety off when it was on your belt.


I wish I had a Portal Gun.
Granted, but it backfired everytime it fires, hitting you instead.
Human portal!

I wish I had larger breasts. (Have fun with that one guys )
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Callin
07.15.2013 , 07:47 PM | #10
Granted but they weigh 500lbs each.

I wish I had a Klondike Bar.
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