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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Beniboybling
04.19.2013 , 12:37 AM | #381
Quote: Originally Posted by Tfranco View Post
Darth Nihilus has an endless hunger, because Baras keeps taking his snack packs.
XD Good one.

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TheronFett
04.19.2013 , 02:15 AM | #382
Darth Baras is so fat, he jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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ekimmak
04.19.2013 , 03:07 AM | #383
We have not heard of Manaan, ever since Darth Baras belly flopped in the ocean.

Coincidentially, shortly afterwards Tatooine was discovered.
Best way to end Smuggler Act 1 is
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You can't make up stuff like that.

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Tamyn
04.19.2013 , 07:05 AM | #384
Quote: Originally Posted by DiscipleXIII View Post
Honestly, there really needs to be an Operation where you fight Darth Baras' mother... the one thing in the universe fatter than him
She's called the Terror From Beyond (the buffet table).

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RevanKnight
05.17.2013 , 07:31 AM | #385
Diet books that didn't sell well: 'Lose Weight' by darth baras

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Pingonaut
05.18.2013 , 09:21 PM | #386
Baras, Darth Lard of the Sith
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Flintfire
05.19.2013 , 04:36 AM | #387
Baras is so fat, that hen I force leaped to Darth Baras in our final battle he stuck out his belly. I bounced off it so hard I hit an imperial dreadnaught carrying Darth Jadus, which was knocked out of orbit and destroyed. A terror network was then blamed for it. But no. It was me launched from the belly of the beast.
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NebulaPaladin
05.19.2013 , 02:27 PM | #388
While all this is very funny, i actually find myself kinda unable to play the warrior story as everytime i see Baras he makes me wet myself with laughter. Was this an intentional in-game joke by the designers? cos he looks like a obese septuagenarian on his way to a s&m party, Was this really the best the developers could come up with?

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Isaantia
05.19.2013 , 09:49 PM | #389
Baras thought the last line of the Sith code was:

The Force shall feed me.
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zzoorrzz
05.20.2013 , 12:04 PM | #390
I guess most of the people in this thread didn't pay attention when overseer Tremel was saying them to take Baras seriously, always.