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Funniest line in game?


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ekimmak
05.02.2013 , 02:31 PM | #1181
Smuggler: This started out as just a job for the republic, but I'm one of you now. I've felt the wrath of the hutts, the rumble of a ground quake.
Random Audience girl: I love you!
Smuggler: Right back atcha, gorgeous.

and then, there's this great one

Talos: "These light bridges. They've never been known to short out, have they?
Best way to end Smuggler Act 1 is
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You can't make up stuff like that.

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NightBlizzard
05.02.2013 , 06:41 PM | #1182
corso: you think about it all? that craziness back on tatooine? what makes a person desperate enough to start seeing his fellow men as ... meat?

smuggler: if we ever resort to cannibalism, i've got dibs on risha

corso: captain! that's horrible! ... you're going to share, right?
"A large stack of credits does wonders for my affection level"

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NightBlizzard
05.02.2013 , 06:50 PM | #1183
corso: you think about it all? that craziness back on tatooine? what makes a person desperate enough to start seeing his fellow men as ... meat?

smuggler: if we ever resort to cannibalism, i've got dibs on risha

corso: captain! that's horrible! ... you're going to share, right?
"A large stack of credits does wonders for my affection level"

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Stebbinn
05.02.2013 , 06:53 PM | #1184
On Tatooine, republic side:

Customer: This droid you sold me is a hunk of junk! I want a refund!
Jawa Vendor: No refunds!
Customer: Come on, the thing's vocabulator went out within 20 minutes of my getting home!
Jawa Vendor: Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!
Customer: How is that a feature? Honestly, what good is a protocol droid that can't even talk?
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Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
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MishraArtificer
05.03.2013 , 10:12 AM | #1185
Quote: Originally Posted by Stebbinn View Post
On Tatooine, republic side:

Customer: This droid you sold me is a hunk of junk! I want a refund!
Jawa Vendor: No refunds!
Customer: Come on, the thing's vocabulator went out within 20 minutes of my getting home!
Jawa Vendor: Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!
Customer: How is that a feature? Honestly, what good is a protocol droid that can't even talk?
I swear, every time I hear that, I think someone at BiowarEA is trolling us...

Also, random idle conversation when you right-click Vette enough...

"Nest time we stop to rest, I'm going to get my lekku buffed."

So completely random.
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Twiki (with or without Dr. Theopolis), Muffet, and Wesley Crusher could form a boy band and do a Buck Rogers/BSG/Trek crossover tour, then crash on a remote asteroid, meet up with Doctoor Zee, and save themselves by making a spaceship out of random Cylon debris... and it would still be much less stupid than Jar Jar.
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HandOfKane
05.07.2013 , 08:35 AM | #1186
Somehow, the "Why do I get the feeling we're about to add 'battle station demolitionist' to our resumes?" line always cracks me up. It's just such a long-winded way of saying "You actually want us to blow Hammer Station up?" Bonus points if your character does the "grimace and wave hands in front of chest" gesture while saying it.

Also the "You = great Republic hero! \\ Socialization circuits = overheating!" or something like that. Heck, 95% of what the astromech droids say is very amusing. The "You = hurry to Carrick Station + teach Mandalorians manners" is another one.

Then there's also when you defeat the final antagonist of the Trooper storyline on Corellia, and choose to shoot him. A Republic trooper squad comes in and says (paraphrased):
"Major! We've come in to assist you in taking down your target!" *notices dead body*
"Oh..." *points at body* "Is that...him?"

For the Imp side, there's the line "I bet Imperials would taste pretty good with a little gaucho sauce" which makes the Imp say "You aliens just think you're so funny, do you?" Ah...the Imps' disdain for aliens...

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JediJonesJr
05.09.2013 , 06:17 AM | #1187
Starting area when you bring Yalt's wife his head.

has his wife runs away the options for dialog are funny, just wish his wife would have said what's in the bag.
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tgokovenant
05.09.2013 , 07:40 AM | #1188
I don't know if these have been posted already, as I can't skim through over 100 pages to find out but if they're not, they should be!

Sith warrior upon arriving at the fleet the first time, "maybe we can do this as partners?"
Vette: "suuure, me and my buddy the sith. Nobody's gonna pick on ME at school"

And inquisitor after killing Darth skotia and going back to his office:
Inquisitor: "actually, it was I who killed him"
Investigator guy: "see? I told you she wouldn't tell you"

These always get me rolling
Lek'saen (Sorcerer) | Lek'san (Marauder) | Lek'sara (PowerTech)
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tgokovenant
05.09.2013 , 11:20 AM | #1189
I wasn't going to roll a BH ever, but after scouring this thread, I totally have to roll one!
Lek'saen (Sorcerer) | Lek'san (Marauder) | Lek'sara (PowerTech)
Red Eclipse

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Xords
05.11.2013 , 03:35 AM | #1190
I don't know about you guys, but i laught so hard when i told that paranoic guy on dromund kaas, the one that killed his whole troop cause they wanted to surprise him and i'm like " you... killed your own people..." , the way you say it is EPIC!!! ))
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