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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Allysaala
03.07.2013 , 11:13 PM | #371
Quote: Originally Posted by Uluain View Post
"Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly through a star or bounce too close to Darth Baras, and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"
roflmao
the only cure for "alt-itis" is the make more alts...come on...you know you wanna make another one!!

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saiyanjedidmv
03.08.2013 , 12:11 AM | #372
here is an alternate take on the final showdown between the sith warrior and baras:
baras: fine i shall grant the slaves final request.......but first what is his power level, council?
council: ITS 1006.
baras:what really that's all?
council:kicks his butt baras!
baras:BWAHAHAHA! this will be fun!
"baras attacks......and the warrior presedes to beat to beat the every living snot out of him with only his fist!"
baras:OW....BOOF....ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....the pain....
council wide eyed:hmmmmm this doesnt seem right.
baras: OW OW OW OW MY ARM DOESNT BEND THAT WAY IT DOES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ""snap" "baras screams like a little girl" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOW IT DOES!!!
council: oh wait uh baras?
baras:WHAAAAAAAAT?!?
council:we had our scouters upside down......its over.......wait WE ARE NOT DOING THAT STUPID MEME!!!!
me:do it anyway!
council:NO!
me:well i guess this proves the jedi are super....
council:dont say it we will do it......its over 9000.
baras:NOW YOU TELL ME!!!!
council:well thats what you get for being so cocky.
sith warrior: well time to die!
baras:WAIT....we could share all of our special empire cookiees.
sith warrior and council:you ate them all.....
baras:well....uh....i could convince the game designers to make jar jar your ally!
sith warrior:WHAT?!? thats it die!
baras:WAAAAAIIIIIT! "baras dies a horrible offscreeen death"
council:at last the end of baras! and with the empires food shortage dies along with him!
JOHTORRE LEGACY Number of family members: 20.
KAIJU LEGACY Number of family members: 5.

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SmashedDexi
03.09.2013 , 02:46 PM | #373
Baras was originally found on Tatooine, who was being trained a s a tribal war bantha by the sand people.

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Ubi-Scadubie
03.10.2013 , 02:42 PM | #374
Many Bothan spys died and were eat'n by Darth Baras, trying to get us this stolen information

This is what Darth Baras looks like with out his armor
Pssst. I'm behind you

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Blackholeskipper
03.10.2013 , 04:25 PM | #375
Quote: Originally Posted by captaincr View Post
did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Baras the wide?
I thought not, its not a story that a Jedi would tell you. Its a Sith Legend
Darth Baras the wide was a Sith Lord that was so fat that he could shift the gravity and density of planets around him to destroy his enemies. He had such a knowledge of the culinary arts that that he could even fatten up the ones that he cared about.
You see the fat side of the force is a pathway to obesity that some would consider to be unnatural.
In fact he became sofatl that the only thing he feared was sharing his food which unfortunately he never did. He denied his apprentice a twinkie and the apprentice deflated him like an overstuffed tire.
weird he could stuff his fat face all day and he never took off his armor.
This is brilliant!

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saiyanjedidmv
04.07.2013 , 03:59 PM | #376
nappa: hey vegeta.
vegeta: what is it nappa?
nappa: we are in an alternate universe!
vegeta:....I see that nappa...
nappa: hey vegeta! look its a snorlax!!
baras: what? who is he talking to?
vegeta:you, your the only fat thing here, and nappa he is much to fat to be a snorlax!
nappa: im gonna catch him!!
baras:im not fat and what is a snor...OW!!!
nappa: ah it didnt work vegeta.
vegeta: thats because you have to damage it first and im telling you snorlax is much, MUCH, thinner than him!
nappa: oh right lets see if i cant get a critical!
baras:...gulp...
vegeta: your an idiot nappa. lets go back to our home universe.
nappa: aah but vegeta.
vegeta:dont care lets go nappa.
nappa:k....bye snorlax!
baras: oookay what just happened?
JOHTORRE LEGACY Number of family members: 20.
KAIJU LEGACY Number of family members: 5.

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FettsMummy
04.08.2013 , 06:35 PM | #378
Darth Barus invented /clubdance
Vlo
Jung Ma

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LordSilversouls
04.09.2013 , 03:52 AM | #379
Darth Baras = Darth bareass

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Tfranco
04.18.2013 , 03:43 PM | #380
Darth Nihilus has an endless hunger, because Baras keeps taking his snack packs.
Prophecy of five:
Desarion 50 commando Ledyard 44 sage
Darksavior 50 Juggernaut Terrivar 40 assassin
"I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised"