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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Ardim
01.18.2013 , 06:34 PM | #321
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Nice, but I'm going to miss your Sir Copperfield quote
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saiyanjedidmv
01.18.2013 , 09:21 PM | #322
first off the guy who made this thread is a genius!

Whenever baras trips an earthquake is felt.......on the otherside of the galaxy.
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01.19.2013 , 06:24 PM | #323
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Nice, but I'm going to miss your Sir Copperfield quote
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Beniboybling
01.20.2013 , 11:50 AM | #324
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, Darth Baras ate him.

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EnzeruX
01.22.2013 , 10:55 AM | #325
I'd say Darth Bearass or Bareass :-P

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Jepplen
01.23.2013 , 04:23 PM | #326
Where i come from you can do a baras.
Which means pulling down your pants and showing your butt.

If Darth Baras did a baras, that baras would be the baras of Baras and only a baras done by Baras would ever be the real baras as it'd be the baras of baras's and you should fear the baras of Baras' baras.

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saiyanjedidmv
01.23.2013 , 07:43 PM | #327
Darth Baras:do you remember all those cookiees we have been giving out to jedi?

random sith: the ones we used to lure them?

baras:yeah

random sith 2: the ones we spent years and years perfecting?

baras:yeah

random sith 3:the ones that were all eaten by the jedi?

baras:yeah see i may have shifted the blame on that one.

random sith: you what?

baras:remember when i said they stole and ate all of our cookiees?

random sith 2: we slaughtered thousands of them...

baras: it was me!

random sith 3:how?!?

baras: i ate them!

random sith 2:what?!?

baras: how do you think i got soooo fat!

guess where i got the idea for this joke?
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Aurbere
01.23.2013 , 07:44 PM | #328
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Darth Baras:do you remember all those cookiees we have been giving out to jedi?

random sith: the ones we used to lure them?

baras:yeah

random sith 2: the ones we spent years and years perfecting?

baras:yeah

random sith 3:the ones that were all eaten by the jedi?

baras:yeah see i may have shifted the blame on that one.

random sith: you what?

baras:remember when i said they stole and ate all of our cookiees?

random sith 2: we slaughtered thousands of them...

baras: it was me!

random sith 3:how?!?

baras: i ate them!

random sith 2:what?!?

baras: how do you think i got soooo fat!

guess where i got the idea for this joke?
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saiyanjedidmv
01.23.2013 , 08:12 PM | #329
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Dynoko
01.24.2013 , 04:33 AM | #330
Bioware thought of putting your masters and commanders from storyline as playable to see their storyline. But they took it out cause baras took twenty characters slot. Per server.
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