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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Sinapus
01.03.2013 , 08:56 PM | #311
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
That's gold lol

Does anyone else think that if TOR became a movie John Goodman would be perfect to play Baras?
Either that or Mike Myers in his Fat Bastard costume.

Emperor: I must ask you to stop, Baras. As much as I like seeing Jedi in pain, the thought of you naked creeps me out.
"You have no right to pass judgement on me!" "By your own actions, you appear to believe that might makes right." "I don't like where this is going." "Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't."
-Schlock Mercenary

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TheBetty
01.06.2013 , 04:56 PM | #312
Quote: Originally Posted by Sinapus View Post
Either that or Mike Myers in his Fat Bastard costume.

Emperor: I must ask you to stop, Baras. As much as I like seeing Jedi in pain, the thought of you naked creeps me out.
"I need to do a Force Charge I just hope my wire guys are ready!"
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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TheBetty
01.13.2013 , 05:24 PM | #313
The new expansion is based on the Hutt Cartel wanting revenge against the Empire. After a Hutt boss got between Baras and a buffet, ending up with a robotic arm
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Bird_of_Thunder
01.13.2013 , 07:08 PM | #314
The Death Star superlaser wasn't actually a superlaser. It was Baras passing gas.
Lord Ravvok
Annihilation Marauder
<Ebon Hawk, U.S>

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Beniboybling
01.14.2013 , 11:12 AM | #315
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
The new expansion is based on the Hutt Cartel wanting revenge against the Empire. After a Hutt boss got between Baras and a buffet, ending up with a robotic arm
Oh you are too good, hilarious

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ikinai
01.15.2013 , 10:14 AM | #316
Darth Baras is so fat, he uses a Van Allan belt to keep his pants up.
I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?
--Rodney Dangerfield Back to School

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Tromador
01.15.2013 , 11:27 AM | #317
X-Wings on approach to Darth Baras' thermal exhaust port.

Wedge Antilles: Look at the size of that thing!

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Beniboybling
01.15.2013 , 12:44 PM | #318
Quote: Originally Posted by Tromador View Post
X-Wings on approach to Darth Baras' thermal exhaust port.

Wedge Antilles: Look at the size of that thing!
Ha ha! That's no moon, that's Darth Baras! nice one

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Nylsia
01.18.2013 , 04:25 PM | #319
Darth Baras' mask makes everything smell like bacon.

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Captain_Zone
01.18.2013 , 06:13 PM | #320
Read my signature.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.