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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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thatghost
12.01.2012 , 02:36 PM | #371
Finally worked up the nerve to start reading this. I knew I'd become addicted to it. Mirth has fractured a rib or two. Oh yeah, I'm subbing now

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epicfear
12.08.2012 , 03:14 PM | #372
Please give us more.
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NatashaTerenzio
12.10.2012 , 01:32 AM | #373
No but seriously, I don't know why it took me so long to read this, but it's amazing.
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Kuronan
12.12.2012 , 01:35 PM | #374
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN A NEW POST! *pulls out a stick and pokes whacky hijinks until it gets out of bed.*
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epicfear
12.16.2012 , 12:12 PM | #375
^ This, all of this


Please! I beg you more!
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bright_ephemera
12.19.2012 , 05:06 PM | #377
Happy Life Day? More like...well, more daycare day, I guess.

Today's post contains implicit spoilers for T7-01 and explicit spoilers for the False Emperor flashpoint.

On WEDNESDAY, FCD is staffed by T7-01 and SCORPIO.

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bright_ephemera
12.19.2012 , 05:13 PM | #378
Furthermore, have a short. That may or may not be set on a Thursday? No staff involved.

BABY DOC finds BABY ZENITH perched on the kitchen counter. BABY ZENITH is slouched over his big toy sniper rifle, looking morose.
BABY DOC: Uh, hi, scary man.
BABY ZENITH: Hi.
BABY DOC: I heard you were big on shooting Imps, huh?
BABY ZENITH: Yeah.
BABY DOC: But you're…not shooting them.
BABY ZENITH: I'm nursing my hatred. You have to pace yourself with this stuff.
BABY DOC: Hatred, huh?
BABY DOC, worried, goes up on tiptoe to examine BABY ZENITH'S temples and any other place Sith corruption might show up.
BABY DOC: You're not, uh, Sithy, are you?
BABY ZENITH: Sith are amateurs.
BABY DOC: Oh. Uh. See, I had this idea, where we run around liberating Forced Companions together, right? And then I go make sure the ladies are okay, and you, you know, whatever. Sound fair?
BABY ZENITH: Was there some part of that where you're contributing? Because if there is, I didn't hear it.
BABY DOC: Making sure the ladies are okay. This is important.
BABY ZENITH: Doc, half the so-called ladies of this daycare center are Imps. That seem right to you?
BABY DOC: I have no problems with that.
BABY ZENITH: You wouldn't.
BABY DOC: So is that a yes? To the liberating?
BABY ZENITH: Maybe later. You try hugging the Imp 'ladies,' I shoot darts at all the Imp guys, we'll have this place completely cleared of their kind by snack time.
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iamthehoyden
12.19.2012 , 06:24 PM | #379
Quote:
BABY XALEK: YOU'VE GOT THE THING.
Hahahahhaha!!!
Quote:
BABY ZENITH: Was there some part of that where you're contributing? Because if there is, I didn't hear it.
Know what's awesome? This is such a Zenith line that it came through my mental ears in Troy Baker's voice Hehehe, Doc smoochies will clear the room in no time.
aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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bright_ephemera
12.20.2012 , 11:57 AM | #380
Another short!

On THURSDAYS, FCD is staffed by T7-01 and LORD SCOURGE.

BABY PIERCE and BABY TALOS show up late. BABY PIERCE carries a huge bag that clanks when he walks.
BABY TALOS: Hi, everyone!
BABY PIERCE: Shh!
BABY JORGAN: Hi, guys. Where've you been?
BABY TALOS: I've been having all kinds of adventures helping Pierce to recover the -
BABY PIERCE: Sshhh, you'll ruin it!
BABY PIERCE makes a break for the closet.
BABY PIERCE, shutting the door after himself: Nobody look!
Several other children exchange looks. Then they follow BABY PIERCE to the closet. BABY PIERCE is inside, busily assembling a box about the size of his own head. It has a keyboard console on one side.
BABY PIERCE, fitting a last part into place: Hahahaha! It's mine!
BABY JORGAN: …What is?
BABY PIERCE holds up the box.
BOX: Greetings, master! Are you prepared to educate organics?
BABY PIERCE: You mean assassinate?
BOX: Assertion: Definitely educate. Can you spell out CAT using the keyboard?
BABY PIERCE: But you're HK-51. HK. Hunter-killer unit.
HK-51: Explanation: HK is for Speak and Spell.
BABY PIERCE: …
HK-51: Matter-of-fact statement: It's Huttese.
BABY PIERCE: Talos, I am never coming to you for translations again.
HK-51: Observation: You haven't spelled CAT yet, master. You can do it! Just use the keyboard to –
BABY PIERCE: Oh, stow it.
BABY PIERCE dropkicks HK-51. HK-51 goes flying across the room.
HK-51: Observation: That was a 'J' you kicked, master. That is not how CAT starts at all!
HK-51 clangs into the wall and thunks to the ground.
HK-51, in a suddenly much colder voice: Secondary protocols activated. Initiating deletion sequence: J.
BABY TALOS: Oh! Is that what clears the incorrect letter?
HK-51 lights up and shoots a high-powered plasma bolt at BABY JORGAN.
BABY JORGAN, getting singed as he dives out of the way: Ow ow what the hell is that!?
BABY PIERCE: I do not know. But I'm keeping it.
BABY PIERCE sprints to grab HK-51 before anybody else can get there.
T7-01 rolls in from around the corner.
T7-01: Jorgan = no swearing // Something = wrong?
BABY JORGAN: Pierce is trying to kill us all, sir. Again.
BABY PIERCE: I was just playing with this educational toy, right here. It deletes things.
T7-01: Educational = good // Pierce = play nice
HK-51: Obvious foreshadowing: Heh, heh.
BABY PIERCE beams.
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