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The GREAT HUNT.

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Ushuma-Orbi
11.14.2012 , 08:06 PM | #1
Hi all!!

As you already know, tomorrow our beloved game will be Free To Play (F2P), so, with this decision we're expecting a lot of "credit farmers", "gold sellers", "spammers" and "real trolls" (not like AgentJay by the way), anyway, we, in the Imperial side, are planning some fun activities with the newbies yes I know, we, the Imps are nice and friendly.

Ok, this are the details and the programed events for tomorrow, please take note and join us!

1. A walk in the clouds.

Organizer: AgentJay
Where: Nar Shaddaa
When: November 15, 08:00 CET.
Duration: 4 hours.
What: A warmly welcome to the newbies, meaning AJ and company will be waiting impatience when the new players arrive to this wonderful planet, outside of the starport, with a bloody and gore festival of "true and pure old school gank style", the party ends when nobody land in the starport or when they kill at least 100 pubs, what happened first.

Small break to travel to the next planet, count the deaths and rest a little from 12:00 to 12:25.

2. White Party in the Beach.

Organizer: Hi'de (my lovely fiancÚ btw)
Where: Tatooine
When: November 15, 12:30 CET.
Duration: 2:30 hours.
What: A thematic park in the sand, with a costume contest!! Only allowed for the Bounty Hunter. Is a must our class level 50 Bounty Hunters bring his companion "Blizz", put some fancy WH gear in them, hide and send them against the pubs!!! With this activity, the new rebels will think they're suddenly attacked for a horde of ferocious jawas!! The activity ends when the pubs going crazy and think the jawas are obnoxious NPC's.

Small break to eat cookies, from 15:00 to 15:15. Be ready for the next planet.

3. The fight club.

Organizer: Asleen
Where: Alderaan
When: November 15, 15:20 CET.
Duration: 2:20 hours.
What: A marvelous lunch cooked for our renowned chef (5 Michelin stars) Cizar, in Castle Panther (RAWR) in the meantime a group of brave commandos will bring us a bunch of reps with the intention of fight each other until just one survive, (the last survivor will be ganked for all the guests as a desert), drinks courtesy of the Emperor!

A long break from 40 minutes to rest and digest food.

4. A guilty pleasure.

Organizer: Duross
Where: Hoth
When: November 15, 18:00 CET.
Duration: 2:00 hours.
What: A pre party cocktail!! It's a MUST you carry a long distance armor, could be pistols, rifles, grenade launcher or even bazookas! We will waiting for the pubs to go outside of his base and then, chase them in a safari style to the nearest starport! The Imp who kill more pubs will be awarded with the brand new rifle "Slayer of nerds", sponsored by Rayess and Gargamelo.

Long break for one hour, take a shower, clean all the blood and be ready for party!!

5. Dancing with the stars.

Organizer: Ushuma
Where: Illum
When: November 15, 21:00 CET.
Duration: 6:00 hours.
What: An amazing party!! With the "holly trinity of Imperial DJ's" Equinoxy, Chisele and FuryTale!, playing his greatest hits like, "The rep who loved", "Oh rep, why oh why", "The nerd attack of the reps" and more!! Bring all the new reps you can find, tell them they will gain "a free valor buff and double of experience in WZ", only for fight with us! After the slaughter and 6 hours of pure pwnage I'm pretty sure they will be so mad. (The entrance fee for reps is 100k credits).

6. Bai Bai Miss Rep!

Organizer: No'la
Where: Ord Mantell & Thyton
When: November 16, 03:00 CET.
Duration: 4:00 hours.
What: An after hour party escorting all the newbies to their starting planet to say farewell, good bay and never came back! As gift of our beloved "Late Night Gamers" they will receive free month in the next games: "Hello Kitty and the Mysterious Island", "Farmville 2" and "Angry birds featuring Star Wars", the champagne and cognac will be sponsored by Mystey and Adda'i.

For inscriptions and more info about this event please send us a mail to gankingthenew1@sadiscticimperialfleet.com

If you need information about this event in the Republic side, please send a whisper to Toussen the pervert, Zavvi the corrupted one and/or Valarie the fat twilek.

Join us in this world wide event and welcome to newbies in Tomb of Freddon Naad!

Kind regards!
Ushuma Orbi
Invictus Tenebrae

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tonooo
11.15.2012 , 08:18 PM | #2
Sounds like wasted effort.

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Roudyzor
11.16.2012 , 12:10 AM | #3
Amount of badness in this post...just....hurts....

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Sithcreep
11.22.2012 , 08:15 AM | #4
Awesome, too bad I missed it.
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WaveRun
11.23.2012 , 07:52 AM | #5
This sounds like an amazing event! Good job!