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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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TheBetty
11.06.2012 , 04:56 PM | #211
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
The Emperor's first plot to destroy the galaxy was hatched after Darth Baras farted in his presence...
He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly.

Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up.
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Captain_Zone
11.06.2012 , 08:06 PM | #212
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly.

Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up.
Well, considering the Death Star Superlaser was made to mimic the effect that Darth Baras had when he farted....
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Ardim
11.06.2012 , 09:32 PM | #213
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
Well, considering the Death Star Superlaser was made to mimic the effect that Darth Baras had when he farted....
You got it wrong man

It was an attempt to mimic the Darth Baras Supercannon.... The Death Star only contained a fraction of the ancient weapon's full power
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AshlaBoga
11.06.2012 , 10:10 PM | #214
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
The dark side has cookies. Darth Baras is living proof. He is also the prime suspect in an empire-wide cookie shortage.
Hahahaha! Oh man, I almost fell of my chair at that one!

That was a good one man - *High Fives*.

Epicfear has epic jokes apparently.
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TheBetty
11.07.2012 , 07:00 PM | #215
The Kaas City expansion area is actually a reconstruciton from the fallout of Darth Baras eating chilli.
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epicfear
11.07.2012 , 08:08 PM | #216
The sith emperor eliminated baras to remove the only thing that could rival him in destructive power: Baras's appetite.


Also, after witnessing a baras feeding frenzy, khem-val swore off dark side cookies forever.
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Captain_Zone
11.07.2012 , 11:42 PM | #217
Quote: Originally Posted by Ardim View Post
You got it wrong man

It was an attempt to mimic the Darth Baras Supercannon.... The Death Star only contained a fraction of the ancient weapon's full power
They realized they would never get the full power potential, so they went with the Baras Fart strength instead.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Captain_Zone
11.07.2012 , 11:44 PM | #218
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
The Kaas City expansion area is actually a reconstruciton from the fallout of Darth Baras eating chilli.
I thought it was the one time they put a McDonald's in Kaas City, and Baras ate a few thousand Big Macs and about twenty thousand Chicken McNuggets. Then he had to use the restroom, but the plumbing backed up....
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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TheBetty
11.08.2012 , 12:13 AM | #219
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
I thought it was the one time they put a McDonald's in Kaas City, and Baras ate a few thousand Big Macs and about twenty thousand Chicken McNuggets. Then he had to use the restroom, but the plumbing backed up....
He takes 'All you can eat' as a personal challenge. A sith lord never turns down a challenge no matter how great.

/lightfork
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Luxidenstore
11.08.2012 , 12:40 AM | #220
Darth Baras was the original Lord of Hunger, Darth Nihilus was his apprentice.
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