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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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chimex
11.02.2012 , 08:23 AM | #201
A Siths weapon is his greatest ally......

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Captain_Zone
11.02.2012 , 10:01 AM | #202
Quote: Originally Posted by Beniboybling View Post
Two words: Malachor Five

I always suspected that Darth Baras was Revan's secret weapon at Malachor Five....

The last thing the Mandalorians heard was a very faint "SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!" as the planet imploded, causing a massive gravity vortex.
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Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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epicfear
11.02.2012 , 11:20 AM | #203
Hammer station was an attempt at artificially replicating the effects of darth baras Jumping up and down on a planet repeatedly. The devastation was not really comparable...


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Beniboybling
11.02.2012 , 11:58 AM | #204
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
Hammer station was an attempt at artificially replicating the effects of darth baras Jumping up and down on a planet repeatedly. The devastation was not really comparable...


We are running out of jokes, aren't we?
Disney jokes are the new thing now. Remember Ursula from Little Mermaid? Darth Baras in a swim suit.

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Syart
11.03.2012 , 06:15 AM | #205
Baras is a star

"Just how many stars this quasar is eating is now uncertain, as the carnage is taking place undercover."
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Beniboybling
11.03.2012 , 06:43 AM | #206
Quote: Originally Posted by Syart View Post
Baras is a star

"Just how many stars this quasar is eating is now uncertain, as the carnage is taking place undercover."
Oh my, deceptive, ruthless and always eating... it must be Darth Baras!

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RougeBeaver
11.04.2012 , 06:32 AM | #207
Whenever Republic people hear C2-N2 say "I have reduced the crew's caloric intake, some of them were growing a bit thick..." it means Baras somehow snuck onboard and took your food stores!
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tanare
11.04.2012 , 09:44 AM | #208
hey maybe Baras was onto something. since the Force has been turned into midicholorians germs that run around inside your body Baras must have figured- "hmm more me, more midicholrians, more Force= i am invincible!" so to increase his midicholian count he's increasing his calories as fast as he can. <nods>
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TheBetty
11.05.2012 , 03:59 PM | #209
A few Disney ones

Rapunzel let down her hair for the brave Prince Baras to climb...she doesn't need a brush anymore.

Darth Baras killed Aladdin out of jealousy, due to the fact his flying carpet could actually get off the ground with him on it.

Darth Baras didn't cry when Bambi's mum died, he merely thought 'Free Lunch'

Darth Baras had 'an ackin for some bacon' as well, Those were Pumba's last words.
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Captain_Zone
11.05.2012 , 05:57 PM | #210
The Emperor's first plot to destroy the galaxy was hatched after Darth Baras farted in his presence...
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.