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Cheezfriend
10.18.2012 , 04:52 AM | #31
Quote: Originally Posted by Sildanar View Post
Chippy's latest video where he opens his heart about the APAC server pop issue...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

Thanks Chippy

BTW love the shirt mate
Hahaha!!!! Awesome video mate!!! Love it! <3

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Sildanar
10.19.2012 , 05:02 PM | #32
Episode 7

Silber Starfailer and the Hamsters at End of the Universe

Chippy has been taken hostage in the APAC server DeathStar
Darth E.A has captured him
Silber and Chieftan go to his rescue and thereby hope to proactively save the server from imminent destruction.

They find themselves deep in the heart of the ApaC servers, where Chippy is held against a wall in force cuffs in front of the Hamster Reactor.
Quadrillions of Hamsters are in a huge revolving tunnel filled with golden light...running and running and running.
There is a hum of energy and the pater of quadrillions of little feet
Silber and Chieftan must free Chippy and abort the self destruct countdown to save the server and the galaxy, everything is at stake.

Silber approaches the control terminal nearest the hamster reactor
There is a big red switch and dozens and dozens of other switches and buttons
Chippy directs Silber to the big red switch in question so he can be freed...

Chippy: flip the switch
Silber: Flip it?
Chippy Yes flip it
Silber: flips it

Nothing happens!?!

Chippy: Flip it!
Silber: (Looks around confused) You mean again or just the once...
Chippy: FLIP IT!!
Silber (to Chieftan): Does he mean flippping it again or just the once
Chippy: FLIP IT MORON!!
Silber: (to Chippy) Wait, flip it once in Toto or ...
Chippy: (rolling his eyes in disgust, why does he have to deal with these pople?)
Chippy: Just flip the damn switch moron..FLIP IT, FLIP IT!!!!!
Silber: Uhh I dont think....
Chippy: MORON!!, Dont think, thats what Im here for..JUST FLIP THE DAMN SWITCH!!...
Silber: looking deeply worried and angry and confused
CHippy: FLIP IT NOW!!!...
Silber: Flips the switch again

BOOM

Smoke flame, the howling of alarms
The hamster reactor begins its shutdown sequence,
slowly the reactor begins deccelerating and quadrillions of hamsters begin hoping out of the ginormous spinning tunnel
(well about 80 actually the rest was rather clever marketing)
The hamsters having stopped running, look around confused
some see Silber and come over...
shaking his hand the little hamsters with names like Mosus, Y'vaine, Tinkle and Ciraf
cordially thank Silber for opening their eyes about their issue and go to find another treadmill
thats more interesting and with a better pop than this one...

Silber stands agahst before a now empty golden tunnel, eyes blankly staring, body crystalline still, with just the slightest rasp of breath
thinking about what once was..
a quite entertaining treadmill
now devoid of its cutest denizens..
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randalthorr
10.19.2012 , 05:15 PM | #33
That one is the best lol.
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DarthStubb
10.22.2012 , 10:52 PM | #34
I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode.

PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now
Kei (PvP Officer)
< Midian > - Master Dar'Nala (APAC PvP)

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Sildanar
10.22.2012 , 11:18 PM | #35
Quote: Originally Posted by DarthStubb View Post
I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode.

PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now
Sshh..

Im working on Episode 8 as I type this, dont spoil the surprise :P
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Antiskeptic
10.22.2012 , 11:37 PM | #36
Quote: Originally Posted by DarthStubb View Post
I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode.

PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now
I think you can post even if you're not subbed.
//

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Sildanar
11.02.2012 , 08:28 PM | #37
When Day's of our Lives is not drama filled enough, where can we but turn except to the great Shakespeare,
my apologies to the Bard

and now Act 1; Scene 1

ROFLMAO & Judgemenot

Two guilds both alike in dignity in fair Imperial Fleet,
Where we lay our scene, from ranked grudge break to new mutiny,
Where pvp blood makes pvp hands unclean,
From forth the fatal loins of these two guilds,
A pair of star crossed pvpers take their fight,
Whose misadventured piteousness overflows to forums, fury their GM's strife.
The fearful passage of their death marked ranked,
And the continuance of their emo rage,
Which but their childish end not could remove,
Is now the 15 minute fame upon our stage.

Chieftain
A dog of the house of the Nightmare Council moves me!

Mosus
The quarrel is between our masters.

Tinkle
And us their men.

Chieftain
Bubble, bubble, mez and bubble.
Am I not a pretty pro player, am I not a pretty pro player?
Here comes the house of The Nightmare Council!

Tinkle
Quarrel, I will back thee.

Chieftain
I will claim them que dodgers; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

Seikier
Do you claim we dodge, sir?

Chieftain
I do claim some dodge, sir!

Seikier
Do you claim we dodge, Sir?

Chieftain
[Aside to Tinkle]
Is the law on our side, if I say ay?

Tinkle
No!

Chieftain
No, sir, I do not say you dodge sir, but I do claim some do, sir.

Tinkle
Do you pvp, sir?

Seikier
Pvp sir! Yes sir.

Chieftain
If you do, sir, I am for you. I am a better man than you.

Seikier
No better!

Chieftain
Indeed better and more pro!

Seikier
You lie. Draw, if you be men.

Mosus
Part, fools! you know not what you do. Put up your Light Sabers.

Stevoo
What, art thou drawn among these heartless noobs?
Turn thee, Mosus, look upon thy death.

Mosus
I do but keep the peace. Put up thy Saber Staff, Or manage
it to part these men with me.

Stevoo
Peace. Peace? Peace is a LIE! I hate the word, As I hate Jedi, all
Republics, and thee.

Nerdrage
Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!
On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!
Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
By thee, NIghtmare Council, and Chieftain, have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
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Bethykins
11.02.2012 , 09:08 PM | #38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is great. Feels like reading the MDN threads in Shakespeare

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Sildanar
11.03.2012 , 10:18 PM | #39
Silber Interviews Darth Derp
Pro PVPer about his pro pvp tips

Silber: Well thanks for coming on my show Mr Derp
DD: I prefer Darth actually
Silber: oh ok sure
Silber: So Mr Darth, firstly do you pvp much?
DD: Why yes, all the time actually
Silber: Well thats strange because I have never seen your name in a WZ ever
DD: Quite the contrary you see me all the time in WZ's
Silber: Oh, on an Alt perhaps?
DD: No Silber, Im there in ..let me call it, in spirit
Silber: Wow spooky, so umm you a tank spec or the fotm Smash spec?
DD: Spec is irrrelevant Silber its the level of Derp that counts
Silber: So um, I have not seen a Derp counter on the end scoreboard for a match. Is that something Bioware has added recently or have I missed it?
DD: No Silber its there all the time...just scroll down...all the way down
Silber: Like so far down my scroll finger hurts
DD: Yep thats it , exactly
Silber: So thats where you lurk Mr Derp right down the bottom of the scorecard, how is that pro? Im sure our viewers would love to know.
DD: Its pro because I say so, no one can tell me what to do, and if they did I would not listen. I and I alone know what is recquired in a WZ..
Silber: Ah now I think I recognise you..
DD: Let me explain, I want to democratise Derp and bring mediocrity to the galaxy...
Silber: Thats quite a plan Derth Darp
DD: Only the truly dedicated can achieve true derpiness, to express this is to consumate the dark forces within you, and become a blackhole of suckfulness dragging, eventually, the entire galaxy into the maw of moronic knuckle dragging stupidity...
Silber: Wow! So your belief in Derp then Darth is uh, like a universal force that... right, you know like taking .. uh ummm
DD: let me finish!
....and the entirety of creation collapses upon itself. Finally revealed in that supreme nothingness, where primitive creation is stripped bare in ultimate truthiness, the word that began the end of creation, hanging brazenly in the void....

DERP

Silber: Gulp
DD: Logic, Thought and Co-operation and Reason all will be crushed by the sinister miasm of Derpiness
Silber: Well from looking at our servers pvp you seem well on the way Mr Barf
DD: Thats Derp, Darth Derp do you hear me you cretinous imbecile?
Silbers collar seems unusually tight
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Vacarius
11.04.2012 , 12:12 AM | #40
These are always amusing
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