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bright_ephemera
08.28.2012 , 09:17 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by Vesaniae View Post
Alrighty, I wrote a sonnet. For Quinn. And I kind of ripped off Shakespeare, but it's all in the public domain, so whatever. Please note that the speaker of the poem is not me.
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Hmm, have a warped 116 for Quinn.

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Oh, this is fun!

Plot spoilery note,
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kabeone
08.28.2012 , 10:31 PM | #12
I feel so much like a coarse unworldly barbarian in these forums blunt forcing my writing with duct tape and super glue.

Anyway, that last one was really awesome and very Quinn.

More awfulness incoming.

So, in my Remi continuum Vette goes off and marries a nice Mirialan guy who lets her do whatever she wants. She creates a punk band called Vette and the Tomb Raiders. She wrote this song because Darth Ninka is still single and alone and she is really sick of it.

Chapter 3 Sith Warrior Spoiler (Quinncident)

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me and quinn the hate cycle
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bright_ephemera
08.29.2012 , 05:58 PM | #13
It's the reluctant affection for Vector poem!
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Vesaniae
08.29.2012 , 06:19 PM | #14
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It's the reluctant affection for Vector poem!
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D'awww! <3Vector
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bright_ephemera
10.18.2012 , 09:01 AM | #15
Oh, oh. I was cleaning out some files and found a backup of a god-awful soliloquy inspired by the one and only iamthehoyden. Since I'm on a kick of "doing horrible things to respected cultural figures" lately, I reprint for your enjoyment a meditation on the desirability of killing companions:

IAMTHEHOYDEN: To replace or not to replace, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous companions, or to take up arms against a sea of conformity....

BRIGHT_EPHEMERA: ...and by opposing, end them.
To boot, to kill! And by a kill to say we end
the irritation and thousand natural "wtfs"
a poorly fitted NPC is heir to...'tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished. To boot, to kill;
to kill, perhaps for all, ah, there's the rub.
For in that perma-death what plot may come
when content patches roll to us again,
must give us pause; there's the respect
that makes calamity of so long a game!
For who would bear the creepiness of Skadge,
The captain's wrong, the farmboy's saccharine,
The pangs of screwing up Jaesa's recruit,
The insolence of Khem Val and the spurns
That patient player of these companions takes
When he himself might blessed silence make
With a [Kill] option? Who would plot holes bear,
To torture logic trying to RP,
But that the dread of content after death,
The undiscover'd patches from whose bourne
No dev notes yet have come, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Suspense, then, will make cowards of us all;
and thus the native hue of execution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And killing sprees of sweet imagination
WIth this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Kaliyo! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

KALIYO: Shove off. And do not tell me you used up the last of my Corellian whisky to compose that.
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