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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Captain_Zone
10.04.2012 , 10:11 AM | #131
Quote: Originally Posted by Kikilicious View Post
Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.
OH GOD I'm BLIND!!!!
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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Ardim
10.04.2012 , 03:52 PM | #132
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OH GOD I'm BLIND!!!!
The brain bleach does nothing!!!

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Kikilicious
10.05.2012 , 06:37 PM | #133
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the brain bleach does nothing!!!

I rule you all with my distorted thought process. Muahahaha.
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tolaf
10.05.2012 , 08:03 PM | #134
Darth Baras eats so much that he makes Darth Nihilus say, D***!
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RevanKnight
10.05.2012 , 10:39 PM | #135
I didn't even know about the baras jokes until I found this forum. Thank you so much, these make me rofl.

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NSStember
10.08.2012 , 10:59 AM | #136
My daughter calls him, "Darth Cartman"

"Respect mah authoritah!!!"

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Bird_of_Thunder
10.08.2012 , 08:40 PM | #137
When Baras dies, the warrior had to keep reigniting the lightsaber when he stabbed Baras to get through all the layers of fat. If you watch it in slow-motion, you can see the lightsaber a little bit opening and closing really fast
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Beniboybling
10.09.2012 , 11:58 AM | #138
Darth Baras once entered an eating contest with Khem Val.

Khem lost.

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Captain_Zone
10.09.2012 , 03:30 PM | #139
Quote: Originally Posted by Kikilicious View Post
I rule you all with my distorted thought process. Muahahaha.
Luv ya, Kiki.
. OPOD
Shivalka: Darth Baras is quite large, isn't he?
Joran Karn: You, my dear Sith, have just mastered the art of understatement.

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natashina
10.10.2012 , 03:11 AM | #140
Darth Cartman, of course. Thanks again Captain, you've got another voice stuck in my head! When I level my mara, all I'll be able to hear is Cartman. With random characters as Macho Man.

Darth Baras is so fat that his Academy graduation photo was an orbital shot.

Darth Baras took a Hutt as a lover once. The Hutt did the Walk of Shame back to Nar Shaddar.


Quote: Originally Posted by Kikilicious View Post
Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.
"Do a little dance! Make a lil love! Get down tonight!"

You know Baras would have a killer strut.