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DarthStubb
09.30.2012 , 05:50 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by Sildanar View Post
These are the Dayz of Master D


Episode 2

Scene 1
Camera; over the steering wheel into the eyes of a wild man..

Takyourmeds, knuckles gripping tightly to the steering wheel of his speeder is out for a final act of revenge. A humble parade around Rep fleet will become his vehicle for violence

"Ill show them, Ill show them all.... muhahaha"


Scene 2
Camera; From above, like watching through a Mirrored ceiling...

Evil Nemm lies naked in the arms of Ward, stroking his hairy chest, she looks dreamily into the camera

"Is it truly bad if he is my brothers clone?"

Spoiler



Scene 3
Camera; A body slumped over the wheel of a speeder, blue lights flashing, empty bottles of Midori cruisers litter the floor...
A Blue hand reaches over to lift the bruised head gently from the dashboard..

Takyourmeds parade never happens but the drunken hit and run ends in tragedy with a low speed impact into a GTN terminal....


Scene 4
Camera; From above, like a watching mating seals on the discovery channel

Ward, helmet still on holds Evil Nemm to his hairy chest, stroking her hair gently.

"You will always be more to me than my brothers sister, ...my Love.."


Scene 5
Camera; A mans face being held gently in the lap of a Bikini clad and very sexy blue lady, waves and seagulls can be heard in the background.

Taken to a tropical island to recuperate Takyourmeds finds himself by loosing himself... in the arms of Coral...

"You will be strong again, and when you are the inheritance will be ours...."


Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA

Dayz of Master D

Where we will answer these thrilling questions..

Will HairyQueen prosper with Meds on board?
>Median< statistically the best guild on the server, will they find the common denominator of their past successes?
The EFFETTE do they have the balls to get better and really challenge >Median< ?
WET DREAM TEAM, will its reformation dribble out to another premature ending?

?????????


Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour.
Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot
Lol, loving your creativity! You, my friend, have a vivid imagination and the play on guild names is just lol

At least someone can come up with some light-hearted humour in all the toxic drama. Keep it up and I look forward to the next episode!
Kei (PvP Officer)
< Midian > - Master Dar'Nala (APAC PvP)

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Sildanar
10.04.2012 , 06:33 PM | #12
These are the Dayz of Master D


Epidose 3


Scene 1
Davito and Luc are in the Sith Gym, before the pvp kicks off

Davito: Bro, your so buff...

Luc: (looking into the mirrow applying his Sith makeup)
Its the light in here, my pecs need work, and my legs are too skinny...

Davito: No bro I mean it, the way you swing those sabers, and that leather armour you wear,
you know, your like sooo, totally....you know.... buff ......

Luc: Looks meaningfully at Davito, eys burning with Sith passion

Primate : (walks into the room fresh out of a steaming shower, white towel around waist)
So you guys ready to get it on???


Scene 2

Y'waine (the Ninja'd) on his knees howling in tears,

How could they have done this to me? I only turned my back for a minute... those cheezels, they were so tasty...
Damn ninja's ..
Freaking ninja's...Ill show them
I just gotta get it back
How could I let the Family jewels be ninjaed...
the door was safe I swear
but everyone saw it except me
Noooooooooo....


Scene 3

Bobcowboy is back!

Big hat, square jaw and a belt buckle with more rinestones than Dolly Partons bra...
Big boots that are made for walking, all over men and right into womens hearts...
The door closes, Bobcowboy turns to camera and drawls

How'dy maam, I hear you need some Healin...

Tune in next week for our next exciting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA series

Dayz of Master D..
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Sildanar
10.04.2012 , 09:54 PM | #13
Episode 3 and the bit I forgot...

Mylord finally works out how to take Sorc DPS to 11
(after getting a few tips from Kei)

Mylord: (Holding the pistol tentatively, like a dead smelly frog)
Mylord: Red button sets them on fire
Kei: Yup
Mylord: Yellow button does something
Kei: Yeah I never worked that out, but basically yeah
Mylord: Blue button blows them up
Kei: Yeah man totally KAPOW, Whammo, poof, splodes em..
Mylord: What about this green button
Kei: The green button?
Mylord: Yeah
Kei: oh thats the Giggle button...
Mylord: ***?
Kei: nvm
Mylord:..... so Red then yellow then blue..
Kei: Yeah and keep giggle on CD..
Mylord: Right, and if I do this in a dress it counts as Sorc DPS right?
Kei: : Uh yeah totally man..whatever...now wheres my Mil credits...

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JcPogi
10.04.2012 , 10:13 PM | #14
Quote: Originally Posted by Sildanar View Post
Scene 2

Y'waine (the Ninjaed) on his knees howling in tears,

How could they have done this to me? I only turned my back for a minute... those cheezels, they were so tasty...
Damn ninja's ..
Freaking ninja's...Ill show them
I just gotta get it back
How could I let the Family jewels be ninjaed...
the door was safe I swear
but everyone saw it except me
Noooooooooo....
LOL! And my stupidity on being ninja'd during Voidstar on that Ranked Match against BOSS was posted on the FORUMS.. oh my GOD how could you!! Should I just reroll to a different server to escape the shame?... LOL

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Sildanar
10.04.2012 , 10:16 PM | #15
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LOL! And my stupidity on being ninja'd during Voidstar on that Ranked Match against BOSS was posted on the FORUMS.. oh my GOD how could you!! Should I just reroll to a different server to escape the shame?... LOL
Really??
Really?? You got Ninja'd in a Ranked match with BOSS, wow dude I had no idea...
Funny how Art imitates life isn't it :P
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Bobcowww
10.05.2012 , 12:24 AM | #16
Liking the sound of my character! Hilarious how Y'vaine just can't escape the whole ninja'd thing. We remind him about it all the time as well while playing.
<THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER>
Game is Hard

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Sildanar
10.05.2012 , 06:45 PM | #17
These are the Dayz of Master D

Episode 4

Scene 1

Nurse Hitgirl, bulging bossum threatening to burst forth from a very tight and skimpy nurses outfit, leans over dangerously to coo into a microphone,
Calling Dr Shiki, calling Dr Shiki
please come to ward 17 stat.

Dr Shiki, Chief of Sith surgery @ Martyr General Hospital and Crematoria examines the
patient.
Nerdrage is on life support, unconscious on a bed surrounded by machines that go ping, ventilators, heart monitors, a drip etc.
Things are looking grim..

Nurse Hitgirl: (breathlessly) Will he pull thru doctor?
Dr Shiki: (tears his eyes away from her capacious bossum) I dont know, honestly this is the worst case of Backpeddling and Keyboard turning I have ever seen...
Nurse Hitgirl: Bites her knuckle and frowns, no one notices though...just the *****...

Scene 2

Xaiden, exhausted, has crested the mountain top in search of The Master.
Cross legged on the Mountain top with a backdrop of clouds below him sits Qar.

Qar: You have found me my Son, what is it you seek?
Xaiden: Tell me the secret of tanking Oh Great one
Qar: Taunt them you must, mmm yes, Taunt them, hmmm...
Xaiden: And then what oh magnificent one?
Qar: Guard them you will, yes guard them strongly will you.
Xaiden: I do as you instruct oh font of purest wisdom, is there anything else ?
Qar: Yes..
Xaiden: Tell me oh munificent one

(Que Kenny Rogers, The Gambler ..)
You have to know when to guard them, know when to leave them,
know when to walk away and know when to run,
you never count your victory while your playing at the match still
you can count your coms, when the game is done...


Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA

Dayz of Master D

Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour.
Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot
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Sildanar
10.11.2012 , 12:44 AM | #18
These are the Dayz of Master D


Episode 5

1.4
Terror From Behind

Scene 1

Dorito and Luc are exploring the Blackhole together
Camera: Total black out, 2 male voices can be heard

Luc: You said this was an epic quest?
Dorito: No I said I would let you have my 2 handed weapon and it would be epic...
Luc: purple then
Dorito: yeah bro...its purple..
Luc: you know purple is my favourite colour..
Dorito: Yeah.. it matches your eyes..
Luc: Enought talking, hug me Bro...

Scene 2

Primate with a Lantern on his head walks in
Luc and Dorito are wrestling manfully on the ground, some clothing seems to have come loose in the rough and tumble

Primate: You guuyssss...
Dorito: *** dude ?
Luc: tries to adjust a rather awkwardly placed set of leather breeches..
Dorito: Dude you know how hard it is to get man to man, hand to hand night time training on fleet?
Thats what this is, totally buff hand to hand ninja training...in the dark..
Primate: Years of intense Imperial Intelligence training kicks in...
(in his mind, very very quickly)
"Step away from the 2 crazy Sith with their pants down otherwise they will start banging you with their lightsabers"
Primate: Excellent work, good to see such devotion to combat ability, Imperial Intelligence is impressed (meanwhile the camera in the combat badges on his breast is in a 40 megapixel 77fps frenzy).

Scene 3

Silber exploits 1.4 glitches to steal tequila from every other smuggler ship in existence
wakes up surrounded by 42 bottles of Tequila and spooning a wookie
Risha says its not hers...

Scene 4

Y'Wayne has discovered a long lost photo album..
Claims its proof he is not ninja'd in every match...


Tune in next week for another excting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA

Dayz of Master D

Disclaimer: All characters are entirley fictional and any resemblance to real characters is co-incidental and soley for the purposes of good humour.
Bribes accepted to nominate people into the plot



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Cheezfriend
10.11.2012 , 01:32 AM | #19
haha this thread is FULL OF WIN!!!

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Sildanar
10.12.2012 , 08:57 PM | #20
Chippy's latest video where he opens his heart about the APAC server pop issue...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

Thanks Chippy

BTW love the shirt mate
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