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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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GavinPatterson
09.13.2012 , 09:40 PM | #71
Darth Baras made a simple mistake - he thought a person weight created power

He also thought it nice to save the last cookie for the hutt
The reason the empire needs a break from the war is because they are broke - paying for his overly large toilet and dung pipes caused galactic recession.
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Bird_of_Thunder
09.13.2012 , 09:43 PM | #72
When Baras participated in the peace negotiations on Alderraen, he made the Repulic agree to his terms by threatening to sit on them and release gas
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Beniboybling
09.14.2012 , 12:35 AM | #73
Sith Lord: Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
*munching noises*
Jedi: Erm, I think that fat guy over there just ate them all...
Sith Lord: What the...Baras!

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AhsokaTanorules
09.14.2012 , 06:01 AM | #74
When Warden Graal sat on a Republic credit, a booger came out of Saresh's nose.

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Dan_Loto
09.14.2012 , 09:29 AM | #75
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Jakobpoop
09.14.2012 , 10:02 AM | #77
Quote: Originally Posted by Dan_Loto View Post
lol xD

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Atramar
09.14.2012 , 10:14 AM | #78
Darth Baras doesnt move. Planet is moving under his feet.
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Beniboybling
09.14.2012 , 10:21 AM | #79
It was Darth Baras he left Hammer Station to drift into a sun - he didn't want anyone to find out that they used to launch him into planets.

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Captain_Zone
09.14.2012 , 02:47 PM | #80
When Darth Baras uses his "Voice of the Emperor" power, he's yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!"
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