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TheBetty
09.04.2012 , 10:07 PM | #61
Quote: Originally Posted by Ardim View Post
Same.

In my headcanon, everyone screams like a little girl when the Dread Masters do "Fear", except for my Sith Warrior, Bounty Hunter, and Imperial Agent.

In my headcanon, Baras always has a cookie in his hand no matter what he is doing.
It would work well in a few of the cut scenes actually. When he's torturing the Jedi and yells out "why can't I break you!!!"

"I think it's stale"

Headcannon: Walking in on him going cookie monster styles on a plate of them.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Captain_Zone
09.04.2012 , 10:40 PM | #62
In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW...

The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie.
Through Pie, I gain Calories.
Through Calories, I gain Fat.
Through Fat, I gain Girth.
Through Girth, my Belt is broken.
The Recliner Shall Free Me!

Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death.
. OPOD
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"

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TheBetty
09.04.2012 , 10:56 PM | #63
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW...

The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie.
Through Pie, I gain Calories.
Through Calories, I gain Fat.
Through Fat, I gain Girth.
Through Girth, my Belt is broken.
The Recliner Shall Free Me!

Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death.
I can see another thread being created about Darth Baras fat jokes lol

Darth Baras doesn't have a seat on the dark council, he has two...
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ardim
09.04.2012 , 11:32 PM | #64
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
In MY headcanon, Darth Baras has his mouth full on Korriban when he's reciting the Sith Code to the SW...

The Cake is a Lie, there is only Pie.
Through Pie, I gain Calories.
Through Calories, I gain Fat.
Through Fat, I gain Girth.
Through Girth, my Belt is broken.
The Recliner Shall Free Me!

Also, in MY headcanon, he force-choked Jenny Craig to death.
I made a very similar variant to that awhile ago

Cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain body mass.
Through body mass, my belt is broken.
The couch shall set me free.
Through Passion, We gain Strength!
Darth Chroan The Empire's Wrath
Vengeance for Marr and the Empire!

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Morgani
09.05.2012 , 10:42 AM | #65
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
I can see another thread being created about Darth Baras fat jokes lol

Darth Baras doesn't have a seat on the dark council, he has two...
I snerked. We need this thread asap.
Be to her Virtues
very Kind.
Be to her Faults
a little Blind.

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Ardim
09.05.2012 , 03:10 PM | #66
Quote: Originally Posted by Morgani View Post
I snerked. We need this thread asap.
http://www.swtor.com/community/showt...05#post5123105

Through Passion, We gain Strength!
Darth Chroan The Empire's Wrath
Vengeance for Marr and the Empire!

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Crezelle
09.05.2012 , 03:54 PM | #67
in my headcanon, that little cask on my tauntaun ram's back is full of hooch
Crezelle De'Chimera, of the Shadowlands
" Secret Agent Blue Booty, at your service. You Lead the way; I bring the kolto. "

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Captain_Zone
09.06.2012 , 08:46 PM | #68
Quote: Originally Posted by Crezelle View Post
in my headcanon, that little cask on my tauntaun ram's back is full of hooch
In MY headcanon, Blizz's backpack is full of hooch already. He supplies my BH before PvP matches.
. OPOD
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"

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AhsokaTanorules
09.07.2012 , 05:52 PM | #69
Whenever I bring out Raina Temple, Rusk, Bowdaar, Zenith, Iresso, Jaesa, Yuun, Torian, Blizz, Mako or Xalek as my companion, Stone Cold Steve Austin suddenly appears in the background, lying on his back and holding a mike with his eyes closed going "BORRRRRIIIINGGGG!!!!!! BORRRRRIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!"

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Captain_Zone
09.08.2012 , 12:27 PM | #70
In my headcanon, Darth Baras looks like Cartman under his mask... owait!
. OPOD
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"