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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 10:29 PM | #31
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Ardim
09.06.2012 , 10:38 PM | #32
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
I can actually picture my Warrior doing that

*Isaac pops up behind Baras and begins to play the music*
Baras: Stop that infernal racket! ... You dare mock me!?... I will eat- *Falls down*
Vette: *Takes a picture of Baras' form* Profit!
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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 10:40 PM | #33
Quote: Originally Posted by ardim View Post
i can actually picture my warrior doing that :d

*isaac pops up behind baras and begins to play the music*
baras: Stop that infernal racket! ... You dare mock me!?... I will eat- *falls down*
vette: *takes a picture of baras' form* profit!
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If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 10:53 PM | #34
The elevators on every planet are soo big because Baras' got sick of seeing the 'Weight Limit Exceeded' light come on.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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Zacula
09.06.2012 , 11:26 PM | #35
Quote: Originally Posted by Uluain View Post
...by dropping him on it, finally confirming Fez Burba's fears for the core seismic stability of the entire planet.
I like the mental image of people in the streets panicking while Darth Baras slowly falls toward the planet like an asteroid, all while Fez Burba (in his stupid hat) screams "I told you! I told you all! The end is night! THE END IS NIIIGHHHHH!!!!!"
Onward to victory, or something like it!

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Uluain
09.07.2012 , 03:45 AM | #36
Quote: Originally Posted by TheBetty View Post
The elevators on every planet are soo big because Baras' got sick of seeing the 'Weight Limit Exceeded' light come on.
Is he also the explanation for the ones we see sometimes that are broken, anyway?

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CephalicRex
09.07.2012 , 04:51 AM | #37
Baras was the original plan for the Death Star.

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SmugglersLuck
09.07.2012 , 09:30 AM | #38
Baras was a Hutt in his former life.

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Icerose
09.08.2012 , 08:10 AM | #39
When Darth Baras moves in bed to find the cool side, avoidance systems on starships around Tatooine and Ilum go off.
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Bird_of_Thunder
09.08.2012 , 09:29 PM | #40
the reason Baras wears so much armor is because he is, in act, a blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient. and the sith cant use cookies to bring people to the dark side. why? Baras ate them all
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