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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread

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Ardim
09.05.2012 , 03:09 PM | #1
Considering how many jokes regarding Darth Baras I've seen, I might as well make a thread where people can put them in.

My Warrior wet himself when Darth Baras Force jumped at him.

Cake is a lie, there is only pie.
Through pie, I gain fat.
Through fat, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain body mass.
Through body mass, my belt is broken.
The couch shall set me free.

Let the fun begin!
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afedyuki
09.05.2012 , 07:50 PM | #2
Beware of the Dork Side.

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TheBetty
09.05.2012 , 09:26 PM | #3
Darth Baras is banned from all McDonalds restaurants after the big Maccas Massacre on Nar Shadaa. Apparently he only got 5 nuggets in his 6 pack.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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TheBetty
09.05.2012 , 10:02 PM | #4
The game actually makes fun of how fat he is as well.

Spoiler
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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losdia
09.06.2012 , 12:17 AM | #5
The way he sounds isn't an homage to Darth Vader, that is just what an all Baconator diet will do to you.
"Say, Mike... Did we just do something horribly wrong?"
"Yeah, I think so."
-MST3K, Invasion USA

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 12:36 AM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by losdia View Post
The way he sounds isn't an homage to Darth Vader, that is just what an all Baconator diet will do to you.
He's the Bacon Dark Lord
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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TheBetty
09.06.2012 , 01:42 AM | #7
The greatest form of torture that Darth Baras knows is someone eating pizza in front of him, and throwing the crusts away.
If force choking Jawas is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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kalistea
09.06.2012 , 03:02 AM | #8
Supervising Baras' diet was Weight Watcher X's worst failure.

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Zacula
09.06.2012 , 08:22 AM | #9
Darth Baras' favorite method of torturing someone? Dancing without his shirt on.
Onward to victory, or something like it!