Arkanzues Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 The Esseles, whenever you're in the first conversation one my troopers answers were "Where's the pods, I'm getting out of here!" I couldn't help but die laughing as the rest of my group was being so serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 This thread may be hitting 100 pages, so it'll restart. Of course, I'll post a link to the old thread for people to read, but before it hits 100, let's do something fun! What is THE funniest line in game? Nominate and vote for your favorite line out here! Let me get you started: Agent: I love assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised. Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are. Your turn! You can nominate them for 1 week, then we will vote! (same post with go on OP) Tbh, my vote for THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST LINE IN THE GAME goes to Master Orgus Din on Alderaan: "If this thing eats us, you're fired!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 25, 2012 Author Share Posted August 25, 2012 Tbh, my vote for THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST LINE IN THE GAME goes to Master Orgus Din on Alderaan: "If this thing eats us, you're fired!" Ha, I remember that! It was just so anti-Jediy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakDagon Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 It may have been said already but TL;DR, so here goes... During the Warrior questline on Dromund Kaas, if you choose the right convo options during the acquisition of the carbonite captive you can go into an entire dialog about how you're going to eat the guys. The whole thing is a riot, but the best part is as follows (not exact but close): Slestack: "Do you really mean to eat us?" Warrior: "Yes, and I'll pick my teeth with your bones." Slestack: "We yield. I don't get paid enough to fight with monsters." Just the fact that the Warrior gets so into the act and the Human and the Houk bosses literally appear to crap their pants makes this my favorite scene ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakDagon Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Also during the smuggler quest on Nar Shadaa, you have the option of speaking with what I can only describe as a Hutt Party groupie (cuz I can't remember her name). By the ultimate end of the dialog, Male Smuggler can go total bastard flavored bastard by informing her that she happens to "Kiss like a Mon Calamari." I fell out of my chair when he said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Also during the smuggler quest on Nar Shadaa, you have the option of speaking with what I can only describe as a Hutt Party groupie (cuz I can't remember her name). By the ultimate end of the dialog, Male Smuggler can go total bastard flavored bastard by informing her that she happens to "Kiss like a Mon Calamari." I fell out of my chair when he said that. Yeah, "you kiss like a fish". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 "I wasn't expecting much from the Imperial military, but YOU are a SAD BUNCH." Delivered to perfection by the male Bounty Hunter during the Black Talon flashpoint. (I was kinda disappointed when I couldn't get my Agent to say this...it seems like the kind of thing she would say.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lineinfantry Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 boarding party's final scene captain yelto:blablablablabla is this some great victory to you? using a fleet to capture one ship bounty hunter: someone shut this woman up imperial soldier: on it! (*hits her head with gunstock*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 boarding party's final scene captain yelto:blablablablabla is this some great victory to you? using a fleet to capture one ship bounty hunter: someone shut this woman up imperial soldier: on it! (*hits her head with gunstock*) Lol! That may be THE BEST one here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonegosts Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I remember running to the edge of an elevator once, and Jaesa Willsaam ran further than me due to lag and fell down and died. So i instantly revive her back to the top where i was and she says "What a rush!" lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 boarding party's final scene captain yelto:blablablablabla is this some great victory to you? using a fleet to capture one ship bounty hunter: someone shut this woman up imperial soldier: on it! (*hits her head with gunstock*) lol! She gets it right in the face, I love that scene. I always choose that option when I get BP in randoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lklinga Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Bounty hunter. Alderaan Some ***** noble being snob. Choose hit him then hw demands you begging for forgiveness you beat him one more time with comment you are slow learner. Same planet you use shock collar on some fool second time with comment you have the brains of a Bantha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lklinga Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I don't remember the exact quote, but from the BH quests on Alderaan: Noble: "I'll pay you double if you take care of this man for me BH: Done *casually points blaster across chest to the side and shoots guy* Khem's got a few good ones like SI: "Remind me what you do to force users" *conversational tone* Khem Val: I devour their flesh and spit out the bones or Khem: "I have an excellent Pazaak face. That was a joke, I hate Pazaak" LOL The missing part is: It's your credits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Bounty hunter. Alderaan Some ***** noble being snob. Choose hit him then hw demands you begging for forgiveness you beat him one more time with comment you are slow learner. Same planet you use shock collar on some fool second time with comment you have the brains of a Bantha Funny thing is, if you're a female bounty hunter, you can marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I know it's not really a line because she says it all the time but I always boggle a bit whenever Mako scolds me saying, "Try to be more careful." as she heals herself, after I give her an upgraded piece of gear. I don't know why, but it makes her seem a bit empty-headed. ROFL Quinn does exactly the same thing. Sometimes when you get off the speeder and he's not quite 100% for some reason. He heals himself and says "You're patched up" straight away. I'm like "wut?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Quinn does exactly the same thing. Sometimes when you get off the speeder and he's not quite 100% for some reason. He heals himself and says "You're patched up" straight away. I'm like "wut?" Well there is a theory that companions were supposed to be able to ride on the speeder with you and we all know Quinn's a naughty boy ^.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 Well there is a theory that companions were supposed to be able to ride on the speeder with you and we all know Quinn's a naughty boy ^.~ I wish they rode speeders with us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 My favourite Star Wars moment - managed to find a video too: Kellian Jarro: *waves hand* "You will drop your weapons and surrender to me" Bounty Hunter: "You will realise what a complete idiot you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 My favourite Star Wars moment - managed to find a video too: Kellian Jarro: *waves hand* "You will drop your weapons and surrender to me" Bounty Hunter: "You will realise what a complete idiot you are" Gee, like we haven't heard that 5 bacillion times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divino Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are. That is definitely my favorite one. Have several different characters but that was the first line that actually made me laugh out loud. I love the BH story, without a doubt my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 My favourite Star Wars moment - managed to find a video too: Kellian Jarro: *waves hand* "You will drop your weapons and surrender to me" Bounty Hunter: "You will realise what a complete idiot you are" I like how the BH looks around after he tries the Jedi Mind trick. "Was he trying to use that on me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slugamaniac Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Ok, came across one last night that had me in stitches for a bit... Final cinematic of smuggler story line when speaking to the jedi knight from Corellia regarding your future assignments. I picked one of the [Flirt] options and Risha replys with a "You HAD to go there...." Her tone had me in stitches, don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alesguerra Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Just about EVERYTHING said during the encounter with Feylara qualifies!!! How does one choose amongst them? "Why'd you have to be pretty and nice? Why couldn't you have been mean and ugly?" Feylara "That guy who sold me those droids said they were top-of-the-line. I want a refund!" Feylara "Aw... did the instructions have too many big words? Smuggler And then there's that exchange between her and Skavak... Feylara - "Honeybunch! My shield is down! What am I going to do?!" Skavak - "I don't know... DIE!" Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vian Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Everything Hk-47 says. his tone of voice and happy demeanor when he is ordered to kill me is just priceless This. Did the Foundry FP for the first time last night, and actually had to stop because of the helpless laughter when he said (paraphrasing) Objection: My master promised that I could violently kill you. At this rate you'll be dead long before you get to me. Oh, HK - don't ever change!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted September 3, 2012 Author Share Posted September 3, 2012 This. Did the Foundry FP for the first time last night, and actually had to stop because of the helpless laughter when he said (paraphrasing) Objection: My master promised that I could violently kill you. At this rate you'll be dead long before you get to me. Oh, HK - don't ever change!! HK-51 better be just as bloodthirstingly charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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