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epicfear
08.06.2012 , 01:21 PM | #11
You had me there for a second. Haha, good one.
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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:05 PM | #12
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
You had me there for a second. Haha, good one.
Who me? *whistles innocently*
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:06 PM | #13
In which Quinn suffers from an embarrassing condition...



“Some reactions can’t be controlled. It’s perfectly normal,” Athra said gently.

“Not for me,” Quinn pouted.

“It is perfectly natural. Certain stimulus sends blood flowing to specific regions of the body.”

“Not for me.”

“No one laughed at you.”

“That’s beside the point, my lord. That has never happened to me before.”

“Why is this such a big deal for you?”

“I do not blush under any circumstances.”

“Apparently, you do,” she teased lightly.

He sent her a stern glance before resuming his pouting. She laughed under her breath.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:08 PM | #14
In which Vette asks a question she didn't want the answer to...



“You get off on making dramatic entrances, don’t you?” Vette asked the Captain one afternoon.

“I derive some pleasure from them, yes,” he said stiffly.

“Yeah, that’s what I said. You get off on it.”

“I do not ‘get off on it’ as you so crassly put it.”

“What do you get off on?”

“Lord Athra,” he said in monotone.

“Oh, god, ew!” Vette muttered as she left the galley.

“Was that entirely necessary?” Athra asked unhappily from across the table.

“I get off on it,” he said seriously.

Athra spat out her caff. He smirked and quietly sipped his tea as he continued to browse his datapads for field reports.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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epicfear
08.06.2012 , 03:11 PM | #15
lemme guess, she slipped in some truth serum and got a bit of truth she never wanted?
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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:14 PM | #16
Quote: Originally Posted by epicfear View Post
lemme guess, she slipped in some truth serum and got a bit of truth she never wanted?
You'd think, wouldn't you?
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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Kalterien
08.06.2012 , 03:15 PM | #17
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That is all...
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kabeone
08.06.2012 , 03:19 PM | #18
I do not know how to deal with a Quinn who's that funny. I will deal with it by laughing my a** off.

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:35 PM | #19
Quote: Originally Posted by Kalterien View Post
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That is all...
XD

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I do not know how to deal with a Quinn who's that funny. I will deal with it by laughing my a** off.
I'll get the duct tape! XD
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!

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irishfino
08.06.2012 , 03:37 PM | #20
Direct aftermath of the Quinncident…



Athra had spared his life aboard the Transponder Station, but she had not spared him from punishment. Since he had betrayed both herself and the crew, she decided to let them in on his punishment. Unfortunately for Quinn.

“I say you let me have five minutes alone with him,” Pierce said gruffly.

“You’d kill him in five seconds,” Athra replied wisely.

“Only the last five,” he muttered unhappily.

“According to some regulation Quinn recited,” she started.

“Two thirty four dash B,” the aforementioned Quinn interjected.

“Yeah, whatever,” she said dismissively. “Anyway, the punishment for treason is fifty lashes if the accused wasn’t promptly shot in the face.”

“Executed by firing squad,” he translated.

“Oooh, I’ve always wanted to whip someone!” Vette said excitedly.

Quinn swallowed and adjusted his collar a tad.

“We’re not whipping him,” Athra said reproachfully.

“Aww!” Vette, Pierce, and Broonmark whined.

“Thank the Force!” Jaesa said happily.

“Death to the traitor!” Twovee yelled with surprising bloodlust.

“No one dies!” Athra said, exasperated. “Instead, I thought I’d let you all have a bit of fun slapping Quinn around.” She paused for effect. “Literally.”

“My lord?” Quinn questioned with a squeak.

“I’ve always wanted to slap the sh*t outta him,” Pierce grinned. “How many do we get each?”

“Every crew member gets five. That includes Twovee.” Twovee hooted at that. “I’ll keep the rest on reserve,” she explained.

“Seems fair! When can we start the slap fest?” Vette asked with childlike malicious glee.

“After I dismiss you all.”

“I think I’d rather be whipped, my lord,” Quinn said morosely.

“This is more fun and less bloody,” she grinned.

“I’d clean up after,” he bargained.

“No dice, home slice!” Vette piped happily.

“I can’t wait to get started,” Pierce said evilly.

“Dismissed,” Athra said with a broad grin.

“I suddenly have other places to be," Quinn said as he turned to run.

“I can track his Force signature,” Jaesa said softly.

The assembled crew turned to her with wide eyes.

“What? I’ve always wanted to slap someone,” she said innocently.

“Get trackin’, babe, we ain’t got all day,” Pierce said with a smirk.


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I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!