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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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The adventures of Forced Companions Daycare

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bright_ephemera
07.18.2012 , 09:01 PM | #21
Quote: Originally Posted by kabeone View Post
Pierce <3 <3 <3
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Morgani
07.18.2012 , 09:18 PM | #22
Quote: Originally Posted by kabeone View Post
I love that Baby Chibi Elara is trying to lecture them all, no doubt quoting regulation from both Republic and Imperial handbooks. And Doc? Adorable. I see you back there, Baby Chibi Quinn, trying to look all innocent. Like the scene before you bores you. I know better, Mister. I sure do.
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Crezelle
07.18.2012 , 10:05 PM | #23
im working on one now >.>

edit, photobucket is down >
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07.19.2012 , 06:06 AM | #24
On FRIDAYS, FCD is staffed by KHEM VAL and SCORPIO.

BABY RISHA: Hey, Iíve almost finished the stardrive engine. Andronikos, fetch me a left-handed hypertorque.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: No.
BABY RISHA: Iíll give you eleventy billion credits when Iím done.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: I donít believe you.
KHEM VAL: Do as Risha says.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: How come I have to listen to her?
KHEM VAL and SCORPIO exchange looks.
SCORPIO: You just do.
KHEM VAL: She has authority like unto Tulak Hord.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: But thatís stupid. Sheís sitting there eating out of my lunchbox and using my tools and I hate her.
SCORPIO: No education until you do what she says.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: Like I care.
SCORPIO: No food, either.
BABY ANDRONIKOS kicks BABY RISHAís flux bottle over and stomps off.
M1-4X: Risha, I know Iím just a toy, but would you please give me my leg back?
BABY RISHA: Itís put to better use here.
M1-4X: This kind of cannibalism would never be tolerated in the Republic.
BABY ANDRONIKOS, returning and handing over a left-handed hypertorque: I bet I could make a better stardrive engine anyway.
BABY RISHA: Could not.
BABY ANDRONIKOS: Could too.
BABY ANDRONIKOS starts disassembling M1-4Xís other leg for parts.
BABY RISHA looks hopefully at SCORPIOís left arm.
SCORPIO: Try it and die, little one.
BABY TANNO VIK rides up on a stolen plastic tricycle.
BABY TANNO VIK: Hey there. I heard bossy manipulative thieves are actively encouraged around here.
BABY RISHA: Yup!
BABY TANNO VIK: I see, I see. Can I interest you in some toy projectile weapons for the ship youíll be attaching that stardrive to?
BABY RISHA: Ooooh. Iíll buy.
BABY TANNO VIK climbs on top of M1-4X and starts unscrewing something.
M1-4X: Not the turrets! Not the turrets!
BABY RISHA: Wait. I couldíve gotten those myself. Or, more accurately, made Andronikos get those for me.
BABY TANNO VIK: But you didnít. Pay up.
BABY ANDRONIKOS. Heh. Take that.
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bright_ephemera
07.19.2012 , 07:53 AM | #25
On MONDAYS, FCD is staffed by T7-01 and KHEM VAL.


T7-01: Today = talk about worldview // everybody = gains valuable insight
KHEM VAL: Since none of you were alive to witness the glories of Yn and Chabosh, we must instead focus on modern power structures.
T7-01: Empire-lovers = go over to left // Republic-lovers = go over to right
BABIES TEMPLE, VECTOR, and QUINN scurry to the left. BABIES CORSO, JORGAN, and ELARA toddle over to the right.
BABY QUINN throws a building block at BABY ELARA.
BABY QUINN: Turncoat.
BABY CORSO: And thatís why you guys are all jerks.
T7-01: Children = calm down
YOUNG BOWDAAR raises his hand.
YOUNG BOWDAAR: I AM A SLAVE. Where do I go?
KHEM VAL: To cut the lawn, most likely. Get to work.
T7-01: Empire = interesting philosophy // Quinn = explain why you consider Empire good?
BABY QUINN: The Empire is the best.
T7-01: Why?
BABY QUINN: Öthe Empire is the best.
T7-01: Quinn = elaborate?
BABY QUINN: I donít understand the question.
T7-01: Quinn = has any reason whatsoever for thinking the Empire is preferable to anything?
BABY QUINN: This is stupid. The Empire is the best. I should just beat you all until you agree with me.
BABY JORGAN: Well, he is a pretty damn good Imperial.
T7-01: Children = no swearing // Jorgan = correct nevertheless
KHEM VAL: Temple, tell us of the glories of the Empire.
BABY TEMPLE: The Empireís the best because weíre strong! And, uh, we hardly ever kill our citizens for being born insufficiently useful! AndÖactuallyÖIím gonna be quiet now.
BABY QUINN, eyeing her suspiciously: What was that all about?
BABY VECTOR: We donít need to answer that question. Mister T7, The Empire is united to serve a greater common goal, with a unity and a strength that the Republic cannot rival.
KHEM VAL: Emphasis on serving strength. Good.
T7-01: Republicís turn = now // Republic = better than all
BABY VECTOR: I suspect you may not be an entirely impartial observer.
T7-01: Jorgan = agrees with me
BABY JORGAN: Yes, sir. For one thing, weíre not a bunch of monumental pric-
T7-01: Children = watch their language
BABY JORGAN: The Republic doesnít go in for censorship, sir.
T7-01: Ö
KHEM VAL: Heís got you there.
BABY JORGAN: As I was saying, the Republicís bound to win in the long run because weíre flatly superior in every way, particularly in not being absolutely reprehensible - OOH LASER
BABY JORGAN, whiskers twitching, starts frantically chasing a small laser light. After a momentís confusion everyone looks to where BABY QUINN is standing with a laser pointer, methodically luring BABY JORGAN away from the argument.
BABY QUINN, still keeping the laser light dancing with one hand: What? If the Republic canít produce a single speaker good enough to defend it, well, that speaks volumes.
BABY CORSO: Hey, weíre not out of speakers! Weíve got me!
A moment of silence.
BABY QUINN: As I was saying. You have no one.
BABY ELARA: The Republic has me. And I have an extensive understanding of both sides, and very, very strong opinions on both. I wasnít going to speak up, but it seems youíve kindly left the floor open for me.
BABY QUINN: ÖI could probably have planned this better.
BABY ELARA gives a long and impassioned speech on the humanitarian shortcomings of the Empire and the freedom, virtue, and more genuinely constructive opportunity of the Republic. Itís stirring. Itís heartwarming. Itís incredibly persuasive.
M1-4X, from the toy bin: Hear, hear!
KHEM VAL: Iíve not heard such a brilliant series of fallacies and creative lies since the debate tournament of Yn and Chabosh.
BABIES VECTOR, TEMPLE, and QUINN exchange looks.
BABY QUINN: The Empire is the best.
BABY TEMPLE: Definitely.
BABY VECTOR: This is indisputable.
T7-01: Elara = disputed pretty well
BABY VECTOR: You are not impartial at all.
BABY QUINN and BABY TEMPLE open fire on BABY ELARA with a bunch of wooden building blocks.
BABY ELARA: Ow! Thatís not nice!
BABY QUINN: Just offering our counterargument. Itís not nice, but it tends to win.
A frazzled-looking BABY JORGAN launches himself out of nowhere, tackling BABY QUINN before he can raise the laser pointer to defend himself.
BABY JORGAN: Win this, runt.
BABY JORGAN bites BABY QUINN with little pointy Cathar teeth.
T7-01: Republic = wins all
KHEM VAL, sullenly: Only because Tulak Hord wasnít here.
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07.19.2012 , 07:56 AM | #26
ROFLMAO!!!!!

This is GREAT, keep it up!
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07.19.2012 , 09:07 AM | #27
What were the subjects at the debate championships of Yn and Chabosh, I wonder?

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bright_ephemera
07.19.2012 , 09:20 AM | #28
Quote: Originally Posted by elliotcat View Post
What were the subjects at the debate championships of Yn and Chabosh, I wonder?
It's difficult to say. Khem Val kept extensive notes, of course; but he used exactly the same argument in every debate he participated in, namely, he would fill the allotted time slot minus ten seconds with talking about how amazing Tulak Hord is, then conclude with "Agree with me or Tulak Hord will kick your *** and I will devour your essence."

Generally speaking, his cross-examination and rebuttal segments consisted of "Tulak Hord will kick your *** for claiming these stupid things."

This did earn Khem Val a name for consistency, but it means we can't infer any information whatsoever about the actual debate topics from his notes.
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07.19.2012 , 02:03 PM | #29
10 minute sketch of recess time in daycare:



edit: also where is baby blizz when theyre taking apart the droids?!
Crezelle De'Chimera, of the Shadowlands
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bright_ephemera
07.19.2012 , 03:58 PM | #30
Quote: Originally Posted by Crezelle View Post
10 minute sketch of recess time in daycare:

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edit: also where is baby blizz when theyre taking apart the droids?!
...embedded images! And it's adorable! And poor, poor Vector!

Sadly I don't know the Consular or Bounty Hunter companions. Skadge is easy when I want a bully, but the rest I know pretty much zero about. Which is a shame, because I suspect Baby Blizz would be amazing if only I were comfortable with how he thinks and talks.
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