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Have YOU heard of The Tragedy of Darth Sidious the Noob?

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Have YOU heard of The Tragedy of Darth Sidious the Noob?

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Darth_Solrac
05.22.2012 , 01:02 PM | #1
It's not a story any Jedi will tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Sidious was a Dark Lord of the Sith. He was so powerful, he could create planet wide Force Storms with his mind, before crushing them with worm holes. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side. He could even display such a genius in strategy, & tact, that he turned The Chosen One to the Dark Side, made him his apprentice while ruling over his hated foe nation & order covertly.

Naturally, the only thing that could stop him was his own extreme noob arrogance. Which of course it did. For while on his Death Star, the fit noob arrogance was so overwhelming, he forgot what a crafty genius he was, & about the bond shared between father & son that he had previously even warned that very father about.

His apprentice then snuck up on him, & threw him down a miles wide shaft.

Be wary young Sithlings, if you can't see your apprentice in your current line of sight, turn about, & short him out before returning to torture his son until he turns like you should have.....
Nobody expects the Sith Inquisition!
Guild: Imperial Army.
Darth (Markos) Solrac: LV 50, Dark Sith Sorcerer.
Draykos Solrac: LV 29, Dark grey Jedi Guardian.

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Rayla_Felana
05.22.2012 , 01:21 PM | #2
Quote: Originally Posted by Darth_Solrac View Post
It's not a story any Jedi will tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Sidious was a Dark Lord of the Sith. He was so powerful, he could create planet wide Force Storms with his mind, before crushing them with worm holes. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side. He could even display such a genius in strategy, & tact, that he turned The Chosen One to the Dark Side, made him his apprentice while ruling over his hated foe nation & order covertly.

Naturally, the only thing that could stop him was his own extreme noob arrogance. Which of course it did. For while on his Death Star. The fit noob arrogance was so overwhelming, he forgot what a crafty genius he was, & about the bond shared between father & son that he had previously even warned that very father about.

His apprentice then snuck up on him, & threw him down a miles wide shaft.

Be wary young Sithlings, if you can't see your apprentice in your current line of sight, turn about, & short him out before returning to torture his son until he turns like you should have.....
Or use Essence Transfer.

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grandmthethird
05.22.2012 , 01:24 PM | #3
he really should have had a word with the cowboy builders that left the opening to such a shaft with only a waist high guard rail. how did that get past health and safety?
"Hope has a vicious enemy called fate"

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Darth_Solrac
05.22.2012 , 01:25 PM | #4
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
Or use Essence Transfer.
LOL I knew you'd be the 1st to reply.
Nobody expects the Sith Inquisition!
Guild: Imperial Army.
Darth (Markos) Solrac: LV 50, Dark Sith Sorcerer.
Draykos Solrac: LV 29, Dark grey Jedi Guardian.

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Slowpokeking
05.22.2012 , 01:34 PM | #5
Every great Sith Lord's downfall got something to do with their overconfidence, Sadow, Kun, the Sith Triumvirate, Plagueis, Sidious.

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Rayla_Felana
05.22.2012 , 01:38 PM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by Darth_Solrac View Post
LOL I knew you'd be the 1st to reply.
Well I mean and stay with me here:

What if it was a just a master plan? to trick the force, the prophecy and everyone else into thinking he's dead and six years later: "NOPE I'm back, HAHAHAHA! you should see your faces, oh dearie me." *trollface*

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Rayla_Felana
05.22.2012 , 01:40 PM | #7
Quote: Originally Posted by grandmthethird View Post
he really should have had a word with the cowboy builders that left the opening to such a shaft with only a waist high guard rail. how did that get past health and safety?
Most of the death star didn't have any railings whatsoever and for some inexplicable reason those shafts were *********** everywhere.

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Darth_Solrac
05.22.2012 , 01:42 PM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
Well I mean and stay with me here:

What if it was a just a master plan? to trick the force, the prophecy and everyone else into thinking he's dead and six years later: "NOPE I'm back, HAHAHAHA! you should see your faces, oh dearie me." *trollface*
Or he could just have had a son or second apprentice. To carry him on.
Nobody expects the Sith Inquisition!
Guild: Imperial Army.
Darth (Markos) Solrac: LV 50, Dark Sith Sorcerer.
Draykos Solrac: LV 29, Dark grey Jedi Guardian.

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Rayla_Felana
05.22.2012 , 01:44 PM | #9
Quote: Originally Posted by Darth_Solrac View Post
Or he could just have had a son or second apprentice. To carry him on.
He clearly had no interest in being overthrown or being replaced, in-fact I imagine what he would have eventually done if Vader didn't get deep fried would be to transfer his essence into Vader's body and become practically a god.

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Slowpokeking
05.22.2012 , 01:47 PM | #10
Honestly I don't like DE because it lowered Anakin's importance for destroy the Sith.

But if you want to say this is noob, then you can point at almost all the Sith Lords because they all made similar mistakes and got betrayed.