The Case of the Curious Kneeling Pandemic

I wonder if they will have our characters Taylor-Swifting next....

It's actually been proven squatting is the ideal poo position.

I agree, but this is the internet, so I have to ask for 3 peer reviewed studies please.

Im loving this thread

Proven? Not to me, bubba! Link please.

The ONLY time I would consider pooping in an unconventional manner would be in a zero-g environment, though to be fair I would probably be so protective of the vital, life-supporting equipment becoming contaminated, that my posture would most likely be more... fluid. And somewhat active, in a panicky manner. An unlikely scenario, as I understand there are sucking contraptions installed... and besides, I don't know about you, but we have gravity in Yorkshire. Very helpful in evacuation situations. Perhaps that's where your problem resides... I'd check E-Bay.

I'm glad to read that the Submissive Kneeling Plague Event has reared itself across the naughty Sith Empire and is not confined to we angelic types. A trouble shared, they say.

Oh and the link request? Best not... probably...

You mean my Sorc might start singing predictable, sappy love songs to those he just wtfzapped to death?

Of course they're kneeling. I mean jeez we leave em standing for hours on end after we log off. I would expect them to get tired and take a knee.

Maybe a BW event? Lol. I expect a kneeling is griefing thread to start soon.

Since you asked for it (although according to the footnote you're going to have to read a book):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation

Too late.

Holy crap! Literally!

After reading the section on fainting and death, I have upgraded my insurance policy. Better to be safe. Wouldn't want my loved ones to be denied a payout in the event of any poopsquat-related death I may suffer.

I realise this thread has been somewhat dragged nether-region-wards so will attempt to adjust and compensate...

Has anyone else noticed that the Kneeling Plague Taun Tauns are insisting on aninnynonny... anonnyninny... anigglyscratching... anonymity? I have an Orokeet, called Orokeet... a Crimson and a Pale Rakling (guess what they're called)... but a Taun Taun that evidently only speaks Blue Bar... 'cos that's all it's willing to display.

Could this be down to the fact that the Kneely-related damage they're doing is so system-wide that the Containment Officers (who are conspicuous by their absinthe, I have to say) are under orders to euthanise the entire species?

The plot thickens.