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When are they going to nerf me?

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When are they going to nerf me?

Thankyjack's Avatar

03.16.2012 , 12:37 PM | #1
Seriously, I have no trouble killing all of you.

I am faster, bigger and stronger than you. I can hit you on the move and behind cover. I kill you before you react, while you are stunned and before you know it. I can shoot around corners and through obstacles. I can charge all over the battlefield, on a whim, and little kids trust me.

You cannot see me, cannot find me, cannot hit me and cannot even comment about me in chat. I cap nodes right out from under you and I stand in the acid for fun. I can throw the Huttball across the line to score. I can hear your vent.

My moves are better than yours. You cannot rofl me. Your spit hits your teammates. I knock you back and pull you in. I choke, impale, dart and push you down. I kill you from above and below.

There is a strat guide online for people who want to kill me, but it's not finished.

BW has heard your cries, felt your tears, and wiped your little bottoms. They have tried to nerf me, but the nerf bat was resisted. I am invincible.


DynamiCtagez's Avatar

03.16.2012 , 01:53 PM | #2
i lol'd

ImmolatedFish's Avatar

03.16.2012 , 09:34 PM | #3
Nerfs happen when noobs whine in masses. It'll happen to everyone eventually. But, skill passes as OPness these days.

Lol'd. Good post.

Diopter's Avatar

03.16.2012 , 11:50 PM | #4
Worship and love the nerf bat.
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