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Folgrin
02.21.2012 , 10:48 PM | #1
This is Imperial reporter Folgrin with the Imperial News Holonet.

The Emperor declared war today on the Grand Gungan Army. Some are fearful that further expenditure of military resources for a campaign against the Gungans, on the eve of war with the Galactic Republic, is ill advised. After questioned about this, Imperial Grand Moff Kilran was quoted saying "This will be a quick and decisive victory for the Empire" and thusly putting many at ease.

Grand Moff Kilran also advised concerned Imperial citizens to refer to the Imperial battle plan for solace:
UPLOADING DATA...

Imperial war council projections


Declaration of a State of War
with Gungan Grand Army

Address of the Emperor of the Sith Empire

Delivered before a joint session of the Dark Council

The Empire has declared a state of war with the
Gungan Grand Army

The Emperor has ordered the dark council
to recognize a state of war between the
Empire together with Mandolarians and
the Gungan Grand Army


Sith Empire
Darth Decimus printing office
Drummund Kaas



Excerpt of the Emperors address to the Dark Council:
"Gungan society is the sourge of the Galaxy. It is by time their light has gone out of the universe."

The Imperial Armada will start their bombardment of Gunga City when they rendezvous with the Mandalorian fleet.

This is Folgrin reporting, Imperial News



The proclamations of the Emperor and extracts from the Imperial Archive record showing only the official action of the Emperor and Dark Council members in connection therewith.
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Adas 55 - The Bastion

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Guildrum
02.22.2012 , 08:53 AM | #2
I call foul. Gungans weren't discovered yet.

You might want to put this in the subsection at the top of the forum too. ))

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ToEasy
02.22.2012 , 08:59 AM | #3
That was quite funny.
"Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. We fight for justice because justice is the fundamental bedrock of civilization: an unjust civilization is built upon sand. It does not long survive a storm." - Mace Windu

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Anysao
02.22.2012 , 10:06 AM | #4
Lord Anysao:But what about the gungan eggs?
The Emperor: We'll give them to the student hot lunch program!
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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Almghty_gir
02.22.2012 , 10:17 AM | #5
i hate to inform you, but i bruglir fellblade, killed Grand Moff Kilran during an incursion into one of your prisons.

therefor your information is false.
Bruglir Fellblade - Dark Jedi.
Guild leader - Vulgar Display of Power
Tomb of Freedon Nadd

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Anysao
02.22.2012 , 10:22 AM | #6
Quote: Originally Posted by Almghty_gir View Post
i hate to inform you, but i bruglir fellblade, killed Grand Moff Kilran during an incursion into one of your prisons.

therefor your information is false.
Nuh uhhh!!!!

Hes just sleeping.
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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Folgrin
02.22.2012 , 10:15 PM | #7
Apparently knowledge of this race was recently discovered in a rakata data cron. The Empires goals are to stop abominations such as this from ever happening.
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TheHiddey
02.23.2012 , 05:52 AM | #8
Quote: Originally Posted by Folgrin View Post
abominations such as this
(Darth Vader): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Did you know Shepherd flies an X-Wing, and destroys Cybertron?

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Anysao
03.05.2012 , 02:08 PM | #9
When do we get to wear hats made of gungan flesh?
Ooh! In WildStar, I get double jumps, path choices, and massive PvP! That sounds cool, but one question, where do I get a lightsaber?
I will never take someone who says "EAware" seriously.
You cannot escape the Moonbanger!The Ebon Hawk Starfighter Enthusiast.

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leighlin
03.05.2012 , 07:54 PM | #10
Quote: Originally Posted by Anysao View Post
When do we get to wear hats made of gungan flesh?
AH! Yes! I was wondering when these some out. I recently got a coupon for one. Don't tell my jedi masters though >_>
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Wait... am I in my signature? Sweet! Wait..... I'm trapped! Help!