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Love the Bag System. Let's Take it to the Next Level, BW:

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Love the Bag System. Let's Take it to the Next Level, BW:

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Kjetl
01.28.2012 , 06:28 PM | #131
Quote: Originally Posted by Razot View Post
Thats for the PVE guys I hope, cause imo the PVP team has yet to earn a paycheck!
Isn't it the same team? The lead is the same for both...

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Kjetl
01.28.2012 , 06:29 PM | #132
Quote: Originally Posted by Vasbinder View Post
Thread of the month!
fixed it for you

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Jovial_Sorrow
01.28.2012 , 07:00 PM | #133
Quote: Originally Posted by McVade View Post
In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director.

Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes.

Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work?
I can't stop laughing! This was so great.
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Shockfrosted
01.28.2012 , 07:21 PM | #134
That was amusingly creative.

Thanks OP!
oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer

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Targetboy
01.28.2012 , 07:23 PM | #135
Quote: Originally Posted by McVade View Post
In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director.

Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes.

Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work?
signed

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Panzerbase
01.28.2012 , 07:24 PM | #136
But brah welfare cheese be good and tasty.
Damn you've been sliced in two.

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GIGAR
01.28.2012 , 07:26 PM | #137
I lol'd.
:D

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Superawesomerman
01.28.2012 , 07:30 PM | #138
make it better:

assuming there's a high male to female ratio, everyone gets a paintball gun.

You can get one fannypack a day by shooting 30 employees of the opposite sex in the lunchroom.

Bioware will perform free gender reassignment surgery, but it resets you back to minimum wage.

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DarthVarrak
01.28.2012 , 07:36 PM | #139
The bag system could be worse. You could open a bag which gives you a bag that gives you a bag with a bag inside containing a bag and when you open that bag you get another bag that only has 3 commendations in it.
Vendri Aybara, Level 50 Bodyguard Merc
<Because Good Is Dumb>
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zugumbamamba
01.28.2012 , 07:42 PM | #140
with this RNG system I don't know whats the problem with making the casinos and pazaak work in this game. champion bags are like gambling too.