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Begin prayers, Church is in session

Neonbamboo's Avatar

12.14.2011 , 05:03 AM | #1
Troopers stand true, let the sermon begin

Our Trooper is ready with a smile
Full throttle and haulin his precious posterior
At double time.
No task is too small for the Trooper who carries
A big effin cannon.

The Trooper is an Iron-Chef,
He is a Master of Death.
He makes his meals look pretty
With the butt of his blaster rifle.

Our Trooper is a killin' machine
He does not sleep
He does not tire
He is always hungry
for Sith blood.

Troopers stand tall
No Sith gonna break our walls.

Can I get an "Amen"?
Brother and Sister troopers?

The sermon hath endeth.

TheBBP's Avatar

12.14.2011 , 09:56 AM | #2
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galadiman's Avatar

12.14.2011 , 10:57 AM | #3
Nice verse, but dang, I thought you meant THIS Church. NM.
Don't let the size of Someone Else's Special Snowflake make you feel bad about the size of Your Special Snowflake.