kabeone Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Couples Counseling: Sex The doctor greeted his clients warmly. He felt he was making progress in getting the two somewhat serious and guarded people to open up. They sat, not comfortably but they looked like they were getting used to their surroundings. The doctor was making several notes in his datapad to update their files. “How often do the two of you have sex?” He asked without looking up. He heard the lightsaber ignite and raised his arm in a futile attempt to block what was coming. When the blow did not land he peered out from under his arms, the Jedi was force pushing an outraged Lord Scourge out the door. “See you next week, doctor.” She called over her shoulder. Edited August 20, 2012 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Couples Counseling: Family “Is there anything you would like to talk about today?” The doctor asked, the Sith Lord looked pleased and the Jedi looked sullen, a reversal he wanted to investigate. “No,” the Jedi stared straight forward. The Sith made a rumbling chuckle, “She’s upset because our son has chosen to go to Korriban.” “He’s eight.” She frowned at nothing in particular. “He needs training sooner rather than later,” Lord Scourge reminded her, “and we have shown him both sides.” “Yeah,” she said sarcastically, “You had them throw him a parade at Korriban. It’s not going to be like that when he’s there.” “There was no parade, merely a display of the offerings a Sith of power and influence could have.” He grinned at his wife, “It is hardly my fault your Jedi could not manage to show anything that would interest a boy his age.” “The Jedi Temple is not a finishing school, they don’t have a sales pitch.” She said glumly. “I doubt they would accept him had he chosen differently.” Lord Scourge replied. “What happened?” The doctor asked curiously, stroking his beard. The Jedi compressed her lips remaining silent. “They spent the day lecturing him about their code, what it means, and the evils of emotions and the Sith. At the end, they tasked him with lifting a giant rock with meditation and the Force, it is supposed to be impossible.” The Sith Lord was almost laughing. The Jedi wore a scowl that would frighten a Hutt. “And what did he do?” “He threw it at the instructor.” Edited March 16, 2013 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted August 20, 2012 Author Share Posted August 20, 2012 Couples Counseling: Jealousy “What made you decide to try counseling?” The doctor asked. “His girlfriend, I’m sorry his assistant, made us come here.” The Jedi said sourly. The doctor looked inquisitively at Lord Scourge. He shook his head with disgust. “Care to elaborate?” he asked the Jedi. She shrugged, “He spends more time at work than with me.” “Building an Empire is time consuming.” Scourge growled. “Especially when your wife keeps undoing everything you do.” “I’ve heard that excuse before.” She spat back. He looked at her in shock, “Are you genuinely jealous?” “Why not? You never tell me anything, you just go off for planning sessions with your girlfriend.” She smiled falsely, “Sorry, your assistant.” He covered his face shaking his head. “I can’t believe you’re jealous of me and Major Pierce.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Couples Counseling: Jealousy He covered his face shaking his head. “I can’t believe you’re jealous of me and Major Pierce.” Aaaaaaahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishfino Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I needed a laugh. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted October 18, 2012 Author Share Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) ... ... Edited February 28, 2014 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 He did not miss the implication, she could not stay, his heart twisted but he smiled anyway. “You gave me a gift, I do not regret it.” She managed a wry smile, “Men.” He chuckled it was exactly something she would say. That shot of humor was such a wonderful tremendous relief. In the middle of a lot of awesome. Way to splash some very, very vivid possibilities onto that stretch of the timeline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magdalane Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Oh Kabe, I loved this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adwynyth Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Oh Kabe, I loved this! I think a "squee" is warranted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthmama Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Love!! Deliciously sad! h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 The couples' counseling was hilarious and Scourge there at the end so sad. Yes, tissues were used. Interesting direction to go in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 (edited) ... ... Edited February 28, 2014 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 *Claps!* Yay!!!! More!!! I got such a stupid grin on my face by the end of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 That is NOT where I thought the last line or two would go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magdalane Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Oh please, keep this one going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthmama Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Eeehehehe! hurray for more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adwynyth Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 YES! More! More! *hits Refresh* *hits Refresh* *hits Refresh* *hits Refresh* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted November 16, 2012 Author Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) ... ... Edited February 28, 2014 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 “I will not see you when she is gone.” “No,” she said softly. “You will still be with me?” “Always.” He nodded ignoring the pain in his chest. “It is enough.” Cue immediate incoming tears. This timeline of your Remi story is so bittersweet. I love it, but ooo the waterworks are not far away ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright_ephemera Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Remi. RemiRemiRemi. I wish I had something smarter to say, but I don't really. Just, I like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adwynyth Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Remi. RemiRemiRemi. I wish I had something smarter to say, but I don't really. Just, I like this Say it about ten more times, and it might be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) ... ... Edited February 28, 2014 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthehoyden Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 “I can help. I named three of our cats back home and my neighbor’s akk dog.” Can't. Breathe. *collapse* Dying here. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nala is so much fun Love Remi and Scourge. Love love love them. Perhaps I should say it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) A short thing because it was supposed to go with Part 5 but did not get pasted. Edit: just stuck it back up with part 5 Edited January 3, 2013 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabeone Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 (edited) ... ... Edited February 28, 2014 by kabeone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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