Trolling Baras so many times is one of many things that makes the Sith Warrior storyline the best in the game.

 

"Problem?" *trollface*

One of my favourite planets is illum and I recently descovered illum's origin.

before the planet illum, it was just some comet field then a really big sith by the name of baras came along. his massive size caused the comets tocome together forming the planet we all know and love illum

Baras is soo fat that yo mama the hutt said, "Damn, that guy can eat". Also in that CW episode she appeared in, she was soo fat that quinlan vos mistook her as a moon lol and obi wan said to him "that's no moon that's ziro's mama". Baras really needs to enter the weight watchers program

When Baras takes a $hit, it's a trap:mon_rolleyes:

the reason tremel respected baras was because of the fear of being sat on

The Legacy of Darth Baras continued for 1000's of years.

 

You just need to look at the historical documents to see Baras being mentioned

 

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in hunger and were suddenly silenced. I fear that Darth Baras cut to the front of the buffet line

 

Obi-Wan: For over a thousand generations, The Jedi Knights were the guardians of buffet services in the old Republic... before the dark times... Before Darth Baras

 

[a group of Stormtroopers have found the escape pod]

 

Stormtrooper Officer: Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.

 

Stormtrooper: [holding up a empty KFT (Kentucky fried taun Taun)] look sir Sith

 

Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to Darth Baras and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it.

 

[Luke can't levitate Baras' corpse out of the bog]

 

Luke: I can't. It's too big.

 

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the corpse

 

Yoda tries to lift the corpse and gasps

 

Yoda - "too big it is"

 

Yoda to Darth Baras at the Nar Shadda casino buffet

 

Yoda: Control, control, you must learn control!

 

Darth Vader: There will be a substantial gift certificate to country kitchen buffet for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.

 

Darth Baras As you wish.

 

[after R2D2 is spit out by Darth Baras on Dagobah ]

 

Luke: You're lucky you don't taste very good.

 

Lando: Lord Baras, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put your lunch in there it might wreck it.

 

Darth Baras: I do not want the want my happy meal ruined. We will test it on Captain Solo.

 

Yoda: [to Baras] No wonder you are so big eating food of this kind

 

 

 

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Baras's mask only purpose is to prevent him from eating

The emperors words to Anakin in revenge of the sith were simply a parody of what Darth Baras had once said to his apprentice.

 

Every single salad is now an enemy of the empire.Eat what must be eaten my apprentice,do not diet,put whipped cream on everything.

suprised not a mention about his armor ******s, seriously...armor ******s

 

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omg, the first time I saw him I had to pull my daughter in to the room to look. I pointed at the screen and said...."hey look it's Cartman"

They say that Darth Baras is one of the most powerful Sith in the galaxy is because he has been storing his rage due to all of the jokes making fun of him for being fat.

Combat pilots invented the barrel roll after seeing him get out of bed. Edited November 30, 2013 by JFTravis

The first Interdictor-like ship was created when Baras made his first travel in space

baras is so big that he jumped in the air and got stuck:D

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS THREAD!!!! Literally THE greatest thread on the forums!!!

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS THREAD!!!! Literally THE greatest thread on the forums!!!

Lol, I've been subscribed to this thread for like ever.

Hutts can win in a race against Baras

Hutts can win in a race against Baras

They call it "HuttCrawl"

all fat men in the Empire is servants to Darth Baras. The reason why thay are all so fat is cuz Baras gives them free bacon

the REAL reason why Darth Vader ordered the destruction of Alderaan was to destroy Baras Bacon storage!

Darth Baras have Gamorrean female groupies all across the galaxy

It is not widely know, but a conglomerate of Ughnaughts actually had plans to build a Tibanna Mining Station around Darth Baras, after hearing a remark in a cantina. All efforts were abandoned though, when they found out Baras wasn't literally a 'gas giant'.

It is not widely know, but a conglomerate of Ughnaughts actually had plans to build a Tibanna Mining Station around Darth Baras, after hearing a remark in a cantina. All efforts were abandoned though, when they found out Baras wasn't literally a 'gas giant'.

LOL !!! Good one

omg, the first time I saw him I had to pull my daughter in to the room to look. I pointed at the screen and said...."hey look it's Cartman"

 

so cruel and so not true. cartman is way more evil!+cartman is big boned, baras is just fat

Edited December 7, 2013 by RaptorClown

When Darth Baras have anger issues, it's just that he skipped the breakfast because of some Imperial affairs.