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I bet they are trying to avoid Startrek references ;)

 

There was a bonus mission named after a Star Trek proverb (well a Klingon one):

 

It was on Balmorra with my Trooper: Dish Best Served Cold

- Pretty much I was seeking revenge on what a group of people did, etc. Found it funny.

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may been posted already in fact not sure if i have myself before lol

 

random click on Guss while looting a corpse

 

 

Guss Tuno: "Sorry, Captain. I got nothing for you... Unless you want to hear that story about juggling lightsabers in my underwear again..."

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There was a bonus mission named after a Star Trek proverb (well a Klingon one):

 

It was on Balmorra with my Trooper: Dish Best Served Cold

- Pretty much I was seeking revenge on what a group of people did, etc. Found it funny.

I think that was a human expression before it was a Klingon one ;)

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SW: I do not appreciate dramatic pauses." His accent nails it.

 

Thana: I can take on the General all by myself.

 

SW: (deadpan) "Was that supposed to be funny?"

 

Or on Dromund Kaas when you have to deal with Baras's other apprentice. He goes "After months, I have finally found a way into his fortress."

 

SW: "Maybe in another year, you can figure out his shoe size."

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may been posted already in fact not sure if i have myself before lol

 

random click on Guss while looting a corpse

 

 

Guss Tuno: "Sorry, Captain. I got nothing for you... Unless you want to hear that story about juggling lightsabers in my underwear again..."

If I wanted to see fish juggling, I'd go to sea world.

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The Bounty Hunter had a few gems, the Jedi Hand Wave one was the best.

 

I also liked early on in the Sith Warrior story where you go fetch some "cargo" for Baras and get ambushed by a couple idiots who want to steal it for their own masters. If you aren't feeling confrontational you can goad them into insulting each other and eventually fighting each other while you, Vette, the cargo, and its escort all walk right out cool as cucumbers.

 

ANYTHING between Sith Warrior and Thana Vesh. If they made her a recruitable companion I would do cartwheels.

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Most likely been said, but here goes:

 

Coruscant, approaching Senate Tower with Kira:

 

"Master Kiwiiks always says we're fighting for the people inside the tower, not the tower itself. I'm fine with fighting for a tower that impressive, though...."

 

Ha, that's nice. Silly Kira. For anyone who has done the romance, does anyone else think she's a little too... Active in the bedroom? I mean, she is a Jedi. They don't get out much.

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Ha, that's nice. Silly Kira. For anyone who has done the romance, does anyone else think she's a little too... Active in the bedroom? I mean, she is a Jedi. They don't get out much.

I've just finished the JK sotryline, and Kira's. There is no such thing as "too active in the bedroom" :cool:

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(Sorry, I don't remember the lines EXACTLY, but this is from the Dromund Kaas part of the Bounty Hunter story line if, and only if, you are playing a female char and have Mako up):

 

Entering Imperial Office:

 

Imperial Clerk: "Mam, the colonel is very busy at the moment and cannot see you. Please leave".

Player (flirt): "No, why so hostile? Can't I be here just to see you?"

Imperial Clerk: "Ehum.. what... yes, are you here to see me? *swallows* Oh.. No, wait, are you making fun of me?"

Mako: "Naaaw, why would we make fun of him and his big desk?"

 

:D :D

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When you thought you completed that mission...

While I do like that image the "Phase 1" stuck to it should be a good hint ;)

I actually like those missions because they give 3 commendations!

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My Favourite line at the moment is when HK says:

 

"You're already dead, Just Lie Down." or something along those lines.

 

Complementing this, I love when HK says:

 

"The Maker marked you. Nothing personal!"

 

and...

 

"Give my regards to the Maker!"

 

or even...

 

"Master... should we continue liquidating the undesirables?"

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I have a few but don't exactly remember the lines.

one is DS Jeasa on correlia

Something like "This would make the perfect place to walk our slaves after the war"

 

Vette also has a few that I found hillarious because I know way to much about twileks

the whole lekku buffer comments just made me lol.

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Good to see so many HK lines. :D

I found one from him. I unlocked him (with legacy perk) for my level 35 gunslinger. So I brought him to Balmorra, which I was surprised to see he has some lines about where he goes. Anyways, I found a funny one when I landed on Quesh with him:

"Reassurance: Should your inoculation fail to protect you from the atmosphere, rest assured my deletions will continue in your name."

I laughed, because I could tell he was entirely serious about how much he liked killing people with me.

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DKass you're about to enter into a rogue Sith Lords house to kill his son, you're having a conversation...

 

You: "..great in another year you may perhaps learn his shoe size."

 

Him: "He wears boots smart mouth."

 

I wish this game had more sarcasm in it, it's funny to hear the npcs get sassy.

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"There's not a finer sight in the galaxy than gassed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion.

 

Well, perhaps sunrises. But for those you have to wake up early."

-Surveillance Officer Trecht

 

Ha, that's a classic one.

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Just got HK last night, and love one of his combat lines

Eat hot efficiency! XD

 

Also, a line of the smuggler's in the HK mission series: (paraphrasing as usual)

Gotta hand it too the sith. With the names they choose there is no room for doubt. You know exactly what their hobbies are.

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