dovid-r Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I just rolled a male jedi knight, and on tython... ...you're given a quest to investigate 2 jedi who are in a relationship. When you get there, the convo goes something like... boy: I just finished [such and such trial] girl: you see? our relationship strengthens the republic, not weakens it. Come here and give me a kiss. me: when he's done with you, can I have a turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Ladies and gentlemen, we have broken our 1,200th post! Dang, how many funny lines are left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krystral Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 playing dark side trooper and talking to jorgan as a companion (not exact qoutes) Jorgan: 4 years in the academy, 7 years on the field, i was part of the dead eye snipers! Trooper: Impressive, you can be part of the wax hands! my own personal boot-shining brigade ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToMyMa Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I feel a terrible song coming on... must... resist...! Well, I have a feeling that it was intended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToMyMa Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I heard someone in a War Zone say "As a former US Marine I can honestly say actual combat is more fun then this" Oh you mean a line from an NPC? Probably when they called Moff Kilran ugly Yep, the: " I've survived worse, seeing your face, for starters..." Best Line EVAAAAAR! Hands down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Yep, the: " I've survived worse, seeing your face, for starters..." Best Line EVAAAAAR! Hands down"Why don't you come face me in person, so I can make both sides of your face match?" My Vanguard, to Kilran during a holocall in Maelstrom Prison. EVERY SINGLE TIME. BECAUSE REASONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzoorrzz Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 me picking up quest on Taris (I shortened convo a little bit): lieutenant Jennings: Please, general, just let me do my job. I'll get my team and we'll secure that site. general Bourom: As much as I enjoy a good suicide mission, why don't we leave the rough stuff to a Sith. *turns to the player* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haggardbr Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Kira on Tatooine: "Somebody needs to tell the Jawas that tooling around in a giant vehicle doesn't help them look any bigger. Still... it's a nice ride!" Some of her lines are epic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syart Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Big spoiler for Inquisitor end of Chapter 1: Some time later, you have a conversation with Zash in Khem's body and she says: "You know, I nearly cancelled the ritual. I liked you, I really did. But it was that or death, and I don't like anyone that much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 10, 2013 Author Share Posted June 10, 2013 Big spoiler for Inquisitor end of Chapter 1: Some time later, you have a conversation with Zash in Khem's body and she says: "You know, I nearly cancelled the ritual. I liked you, I really did. But it was that or death, and I don't like anyone that much." Besides the point of being stuck in Khem's body, I really did like Zash. Alternatively... Besides the point of having a modestly-attractive Sith Lady in his body, I liked Khem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimasterjac Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 On Corellia, Jedi Knight can make a joke. Var Sithra responds: "Is it just me, or are you getting a sense of humour?" It's not the best line, but I figured I'd share something from my newest 50. Sorry for typos. Internet is out (damn you Insight) and have to use my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZettaiReido Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I shake my head and laugh every time my overconfident Miraluka smuggler tells someone that "[he] could do it blindfolded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Not a line, but I LOVE Doctor Oggurobb. Everything He says is hilarious, that purple hutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSchuyler Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 In a hologram conversation with Seeker 2, now Watcher, the Imperial Agent replies, "Ah, you made a joke. I thought you turned in your sense of humor when you got promoted." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karkais Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 My female jedi knight: "I got as many trauma kits as I could find." Doc: "Beautiful. And the kits look good too." Kira: "He's a walking hormone." ** Darth Angral: "Come, child, fight by my side. Its where you belong." Kira: "I'd rather jump out an airlock naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahono Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I think the funniest line is during the Jedi Knight storyline on Alderaan. Master Orgus: So how did u get past that Giant Killik? Jedi Knight : What giant Killik? (Sounds in background of giant Killik tunneling through a stone wall) Master Orgus : If this thing eats us your fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahono Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 OMG I feel so bad laughing at that. Watched it sorry not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrahs Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Sith Inquisitor, the cult on... Nar Shadaa? One response you can give is "I love surprises!" and the guys voice is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dsan Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I'm not sure if this has already been posted but this is probably my favorite line in the game so far - and it was said by the awesome Talos Drellik during one of his story conversations! Gotta watch it to believe it ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BrIuGOohDU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nmyownworld Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 On Taris, Republic mission, the NPC Dr. Ryamn: "I swear on my medical license. The real one!" Lol! I like Dr. Ryamn (I think that's how his name is spelled). I wish he was a Companion. I'd trade in Dorne or Quinn for Dr. Ryamn as a healer/companion in a heartbeat. I think pretty much everything M1-4X says is funny. Excellent voice acting, and dialog. His "side missions" as his affection level grows are interesting, and often funny to me. I half expect him to return from one dragging a Sith Lord in, and asking if he can keep the Sith as an example of what happens to the enemies of the great Republic, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthPrimus Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Guss Tuno after clicking him a few times on the ship. "Sorry, Captain. I got nothing for you... Unless you want to hear that story about juggling lightsabers in my underwear again..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatex Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I don't remember exactly how this goes, but as the Sith Warrior on DK, you go to oversee some imps getting cargo to Darth Baras. After two groups surround you to ambush you, you can say, "I'm going to kill you and eat you!" (close enough), and one of the guys that looked like Skadge freaks out and says, "Eat us?! I don't wanna be eaten, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Are you serious?" Sith warrior, "No, it was a joke... I'm not going to eat you. Attack!" I know it's not exactly but I loled so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slightrider Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Gree robot on Coruscant - "you have caused my black sphere to evolve to a purple parallel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthPrimus Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Gree robot on Coruscant - "you have caused my black sphere to evolve to a purple parallel" "Droid. Your bizzarre praise makes it all worthwhile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wokcha Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Random one from Sgt Rusk when killing mobs: "Another successful suicide mission!" WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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