Sorei Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 My new Mercernary just said: I'm in the middle of killing people for credits right now. Made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew_Braxton Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 HK-51 cracking a fat joke My character making an Ugly joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 "I'm s--. I'm so... so good looking." "I have no idea what I'm doing, just making it up." I just love my sassy Smug <3 I just wish Corso wasn't such a bell-end sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarinaBenton Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Smuggler on the holo call to go to Makeb "If this is about missing valuables or some kind of illegal enterprise operating in Republic space, I have no idea why you're calling me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Smuggler on the holo call to go to Makeb "If this is about missing valuables or some kind of illegal enterprise operating in Republic space, I have no idea why you're calling me." Spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 From makeb: Me: "Hutts, an army of mercenaries, and a planet falling apart... Real paradise you got here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthMurdek Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Imperial officer "alright lets see whos next. Killer Kateo killed and entire republic squad with.... a Shiv! Kateo"Thats me" Officer" Somebody get this man a blaster! Welcome to the army kateo. you need anything else, perhaps something .....rusty just ask." Officers tone of voice is amazing and it just soooo funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 Imperial officer "alright lets see whos next. Killer Kateo killed and entire republic squad with.... a Shiv! Kateo"Thats me" Officer" Somebody get this man a blaster! Welcome to the army kateo. you need anything else, perhaps something .....rusty just ask." Officers tone of voice is amazing and it just soooo funny! You lost a few lines there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithLordMalus Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Female Player: I want you out of Empire space by sundown Harez Bant: Sweetheart, I'll come anywhere you want! (Note that the subtitle differs from this spoken dialog) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisRedmond Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Imperial officer "alright lets see whos next. Killer Kateo killed and entire republic squad with.... a Shiv! Kateo"Thats me" Officer" Somebody get this man a blaster! Welcome to the army kateo. you need anything else, perhaps something .....rusty just ask." Officers tone of voice is amazing and it just soooo funny! Beside the shuttle in Belsavis. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Wicked Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 I remember this one by Skadge, when he first failed a Treasure Hunting mission... "GOT BORED. DO IT YOURSELF!!!" I never laughed as loud with crew mission that had just failed. Most of the time, I'd usually mutter "useless git". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeTone Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Not sure if you all remember this mission but I've uploaded a short video. http://youtu.be/FhuVQgoSjHg Republic trroper: "So that could have gone better..." Jedi Consular: "It couldn't have gone worse unless the planet exploded in a massive fireball." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 I remember this one by Skadge, when he first failed a Treasure Hunting mission... "GOT BORED. DO IT YOURSELF!!!" I never laughed as loud with crew mission that had just failed. Most of the time, I'd usually mutter "useless git". Wow, Skasge is a jerk. A hilarious jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Not sure if you all remember this mission but I've uploaded a short video. http://youtu.be/FhuVQgoSjHg Republic trroper: "So that could have gone better..." Jedi Consular: "It couldn't have gone worse unless the planet exploded in a massive fireball." I remember that; said it on my JC, JK, and Trooper because it was so hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midianlord Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 (edited) Smuggler and Guss Tuno: When you randomly "poke" Tuna, and he says: "I--I think I'm gonna--BLLLEEEEUUUURGH!!"" I found this totally at random, and no word of a lie, I laughed --hard!-- IRL for like, 15 minutes! I've never used him before even though I play 'Slingers (so healer comp. would be quite useful), but ever since then, I've been making efforts to address his gear-deficit and taking him out just so I can hear that Yes, I have a warped sense of humour. E: OMG, how could I forget: "Boss and Blizz beat you up REAL good!!" (Blizz then usually pulls out a missile launcher twice as big as he is. As someone elsewhere said, though, when Blizz does that, he isn't compensating, he's advertising ) Edited April 19, 2013 by midianlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 19, 2013 Author Share Posted April 19, 2013 Anyone know how you make a thread a sticky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthThuzad Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Ashara got me laughing slightly in RotHC. I guess it's the way she said it: http://i.imgur.com/IaRWDna.jpg Edited April 23, 2013 by DarthThuzad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melodylane Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 In the BH storyline you go to Alderaan and help a noble family with some personal business. The noble woman of the house asks for your help with Disposing of an overweight obnoxious suitor and if you agree to help your BH will say: "Alright fatback you heard the lady get out!" At which time you proceed to violently remove him from the premises. I hit escape and replayed the scene at least 3 times it was so funny! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 Ashara got me laughing slightly in RotHC. I guess it's the way she said it: http://i.imgur.com/IaRWDna.jpg Ha! HK-51 has a few good ones on Makeb... While in Talaos city: "hypothetical: I have always dreamt of deleting an entire city... Some day... Some day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoobooMagoo Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 This has probably already been said, but I'm too lazy to check through all the comments. My personal favorite is still between the smuggler and Corso. I don't remember the exact context, but it goes something like this: Smuggler: We'll have that done faster than you can say a vrblther's vibroblade. Corso: A vrbl....a vrb.....so it's going to be a while then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 At the end of the Makeb storyline for Republic, you are the huge hero, etc. and you talk to Lembda (w/e her name) and she told my male trooper: "Here's my personal holo-number. Call it constantly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never_Hesitate Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 At the end of the Makeb storyline for Republic, you are the huge hero, etc. and you talk to Lembda (w/e her name) and she told my male trooper: "Here's my personal holo-number. Call it constantly." My female trooper got it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzoorrzz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Probably not the funniest line, still I always smile when I give a crew mission to my ship droid (Empire side) and he says A task? Just for you? Ahhh, thank you master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BardaTheHobo Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Smuggler on Nar Shadaa Smuggler to Drooga the Hutt: Life is full of disappointments roly-poly I dont know why but the way he said made me laugh, he called a hutt a roly-poly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ycoga Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Sarcastic Inquisitor lines. (Paraphrasing; wish I could find them in full somewhere): Zash: How did you solve the puzzle of the tomb and claim the artifact? Inq: Oh, first I got a cog from a chest, then used it on the platform thingy... --- apprentice: how did zash disguise her presence? Inq: Well, first we got a droid and a wig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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