Although it gets old, when Mako spouted off "I'm not just a pretty sidekick you know", cracked me up.

Although it gets old, when Mako spouted off "I'm not just a pretty sidekick you know", cracked me up.

 

I remember when I first heard that in the beta on my inquisitor, and I was like: "who said that?" saw it was mako and I was like "oh... So THAT'S mako!"

"Hey ugly, I'll pay you to lick my feet... He'll do it, can you spot me 20 credits"

 

Kaliyo on Nar Shaddaa

"Hey ugly, I'll pay you to lick my feet... He'll do it, can you spot me 20 credits"

 

Kaliyo on Nar Shaddaa

 

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Although it gets old, when Mako spouted off "I'm not just a pretty sidekick you know", cracked me up.

Reminds me of another early smuggler one

 

Smuggler to Korso about him joining you: Hmm, I've never had a sidekick before

Korso: You know, either have I!

 

One of my favorite repeated sorc lines: I'm just here for the exercise

Edited August 2, 2012 by Evgen

It's probably already been posted, but the Inquisitor line "Just doing my good deed for the decade." cracked me up, since I've used that line RL before even playing the game.

Anything Vette, Kira or Risha says is pretty hilarious, I love their sarcasm.

Just had a convo with Gault about his former partner and lover, Hylo Visz. He was talking about her love of credits, and I picked the "Sounds like my kind of woman" choice on the convo wheel. My BH said "Is she single?" and Mako chimes in from upstairs with "I HEARD THAT!"

 

Made me ROFL.

Anything Vette, Kira or Risha says is pretty hilarious, I love their sarcasm.

 

You can do Better then that. Come up with a line.

Imperial Agent on Balmorra.

 

'Your Ignorance is astounding, you couldn't possibly be a Spy.'

 

Best Line I've heard so far in the game.

Skavak in the smuggler storyline:

 

Skavak: Captain are you making an army out of my ex-Girlfriends.

 

lol so hard than i heard that,

Edited August 5, 2012 by Heranara

If Gault fails a craft mission he says something along the lines of "you win some you lose some... you just lose some"

Partially funny, partially makesmewannashoothim

How about this one. Early during the Kira story line. First conversation on the ship. Laying down the ground rules.

 

Jedi: "Are you planning to carry on like that the whole trip?"

Kira: "Might also sing. Is that a problem?"

Skavak in the smuggler storyline:

 

Skavak: Captain are you making an army out of my ex-Girlfriends.

 

lol so hard than i heard that,

 

Were you?

I found it:

 

Guss Tuno on Illum: Hello Sith. Just so we're clear. I'm not a real jedi, I only dress like one.

Occasionally when you click on Lt. Iresso (JC companion) he says something like, "I know, nice armor, but this staring thing's getting a little weird."

Consular on Voss. A person has betrayed you and attacked a Voss mystic you wanted to recruit for the war.

 

Identity of the traitor below:

 

 

 

After you defeat her, Voss commandos arrive.

 

Voss Commando: "She will be punished."

Consular: "What's her punishment?"

Voss Commando: "She has to leave Voss-Ka."

Companion: "You can't let her get away with this."

Voss Commando: "She leaves Voss-Ka down the cliff."

Apologies if this one has been mentioned already and I missed it:

 

Bounty Hunter quest - Family Cleansing - right after Admiral Fraabaal chews out his lieutenant

BH: Betcha get a demerit for that.

Mako: *laughs* You're terrible!

 

Partly because I think Mako's reaction is the funny part, partly because I think she's particularly adorable here.

Although it gets old, when Mako spouted off "I'm not just a pretty sidekick you know", cracked me up.

And to match that, when Vette is running low on health: "The galaxy's about to be down one cute Twi'lek!"

From a Drall on Corellia while playing my consular: May the floor be with you.

In the IA story missions on Voss, you meet up with another agent who's been living undercover amongst the voss and when you meet them and ask what they've learned...

 

"Their breath smells like bantha dung. I think it's one of the spices they use in their cooking."

 

Lolz good to know

 

My agent replies "other than their breath, what have you leaned about them?"

Some more smuggler lines:

 

Vastil: Do you have any advice for me before I join the service?

Smuggler: You find any contraband, you contact a professional. Here's my holofrequency.

 

If there's one thing I'm known for, it's daring rescues. That, and impeccable timing. Snappy comebacks are a close third...

 

Lady: "So, what do you think of me?"

Smuggler: "Of all the women I've met, you're the most recent."

Lady: "..."

 

Is that Mandalorian armor, or am I just really behind current fashion trends?"

 

Risha: I like you captian. With some polishing you can be great.

Smuggler: I like the sound of that. So, when does this polishing start?

click the link in my sig. from the smuggler story, of course.

 

Not much of a spoiler for Bounty Hunter Class Story, as it happens on Hutta, but ...

 

 

 

 

which is another of so many good lines.

 

I still get a kick out of Kaliyo back on Alderaan.

Bounty Hunter class mission:

Jedi: *waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender.

 

BH: *waves hand* You're an idiot.

Freaking love that one xD