TheBetty Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Darth Baras went to Tatooine once when the planet was lush and fertile. Then he got thirsty.... lol! The story about Quesh and the earthquakes is a cover up. It was Baras that made the atmosphere toxic after eating a tin of baked beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 The Sith Empire is creating a new superweapon called the DBC, or Darth Baras Cannon. The weapon will fire Darth Baras with enough force to destroy a planet. They are also trying to clone Baras for more ammunition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 They are also trying to clone Baras for more ammunition. wouldn't that be incredibly expensive, seeing as they'll have to feed all the clones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 wouldn't that be incredibly expensive, seeing as they'll have to feed all the clones? Yes. yes it would. It shows the lengths the Sith are willing to go to defeat the Republic. Plus its fun to see Baras get shot out of a cannon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) Yes. yes it would. It shows the lengths the Sith are willing to go to defeat the Republic. Plus its fun to see Baras get shot out of a cannon! The Desolator superweapon was, in-reality, a weapon that shot Darth Baras clones with really bad cases of gas at a target at very high velocity. Needless to say, it was very effective if Uphrades was any indication. Edited October 19, 2012 by Ardim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 The Desolator superweapon was, in-reality, a weapon that shot Darth Baras clones with really bad cases of gas at a target at very high velocity. Needless to say, it was very effective if Uphrades was any indication. and i guess Hammer Station was the Republic's attempt at making a similar weapon, though they had no Darth Baras clones. Satele Shan clones just didn't have the same effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 So, you've always wondered why in the Sith Empire you don't see many restaurants running "All you can eat" offers? Well, now you know why. After Baras sent a few restaurants in to bankruptcy it became obvious that this gimmick would never work. One restaurant owner tried to ban Baras at one point for eating too much on the offer but Baras ate him. Also, you've heard of a Barometer right? I wonder if they're telling the truth about what it's really supposed to be a measurement of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 The Sith Empire is creating a new superweapon called the DBC, or Darth Baras Cannon. The weapon will fire Darth Baras with enough force to destroy a planet. They are also trying to clone Baras for more ammunition. And the last thing any of the planetary residents hear before having their existence wiped out is the plummeting projectile yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 And the last thing any of the planetary residents hear before having their existence wiped out is the plummeting projectile yelling "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!!" Nothing has made me laugh more for a long time. Hilarious! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Nothing has made me laugh more for a long time. Hilarious! LOL! I also hear that some of his clones yell "SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!" as they fall through the atmosphere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 and i guess Hammer Station was the Republic's attempt at making a similar weapon, though they had no Darth Baras clones. Satele Shan clones just didn't have the same effect. It certainly didn't. Satele Shan clones were so weak they had to be encased in layers of rock to be effective. And even then, they couldn't put out the damage Baras clones could do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 It certainly didn't. Satele Shan clones were so weak they had to be encased in layers of rock to be effective. And even then, they couldn't put out the damage Baras clones could do. The remaining Satele clones were sent to brothels on Nar Shaddaa for those with a Jedi fetish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I also hear that some of his clones yell "SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!" as they fall through the atmosphere.... OMG!!! I can see it! What have we created? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 OMG!!! I can see it! What have we created? We have created Darth Cartman, Destroyer of Worlds and Hater of Alien Hippies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 We have created Darth Cartman, Destroyer of Worlds and Hater of Alien Hippies! LOL! This thread is great. One of the best out there. Sometimes I feel sorry for poor Baras... But then I imagine him being shot out of a cannon. Makes the day better, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 LOL! This thread is great. One of the best out there. Sometimes I feel sorry for poor Baras... But then I imagine him being shot out of a cannon. Makes the day better, doesn't it? Almost as much as a bacon double cheeseburger makes the day better. Oh wait! Baras ATE every bacon double cheeseburger in the Empire! That's the REAL reason for the war! He wants all the bacon double cheeseburgers in the Republic, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 We have created Darth Cartman, Destroyer of Worlds and Hater of Alien Hippies! Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Almost as much as a bacon double cheeseburger makes the day better. Oh wait! Baras ATE every bacon double cheeseburger in the Empire! That's the REAL reason for the war! He wants all the bacon double cheeseburgers in the Republic, too! That Fiend! What will we do without our burgers?! The Empire must be stopped! We can lure Baras into a trap with our supply of burgers and take him out. His fat is almost like a shield, we will need everything we can throw at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 That Fiend! What will we do without our burgers?! The Empire must be stopped! We can lure Baras into a trap with our supply of burgers and take him out. His fat is almost like a shield, we will need everything we can throw at him. His only weakness is the exhaust port when he bends over to fart! Two proton torpedoes fired into that exhaust port will cause a chain reaction.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 We can lure Baras into a trap with our supply of burgers and take him out. His fat is almost like a shield, we will need everything we can throw at him. what if we hijack the Darth Baras Cannon and fire a clone of himself at himself? would that cause the universe to implode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 20, 2012 Author Share Posted October 20, 2012 what if we hijack the Darth Baras Cannon and fire a clone of himself at himself? would that cause the universe to implode? Quite possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 what if we hijack the Darth Baras Cannon and fire a clone of himself at himself? would that cause the universe to implode? The shockwave produced by two Baras' being fired at each other would destroy the galaxy as we know it. The gravitational orbit of each planet be destroyed, sending them off in different directions. The stars would go supernova from such a blast, destroying all things around them. In short a clone fired at Baras would lead to the destruction of the entire universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 His only weakness is the exhaust port when he bends over to fart! Two proton torpedoes fired into that exhaust port will cause a chain reaction.... It wouldn't take the worst shot in the galaxy to make that shot. It's not like its two meters wide. No. Much larger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowNessej Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/GNpEe.jpg Simply had to make this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newyankalt Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/GNpEe.jpg Simply had to make this. Lol this made my day. Need to make a series of memes of baras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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