I guess GW2 took some our forum roamers who would frequently update this thread.

Anyways, I found a good one from Lost island on my Op.

 

 

It's just how he said it through his mask. I can tell he wasn't being sarcastic at all, and was actually making it sound like an suggestive come-back.

HK-51 better be just as bloodthirstingly charming.

 

I prefer the term "Cheerfully Sociopathic" when it comes to describing my old homie HK.

I prefer the term "Cheerfully Sociopathic" when it comes to describing my old homie HK.

 

I didn't say bloodthirsty was a bad thing.

A line I heard last night from Corso on Nar Shaddaa.

 

Something along the lines of.

"Where do you plan to bunk him, I bet he snores like a broken podracer engine"

Not sure if this one's been said (it must have, but I'm not scouring the entire thread to find it), but...

 

"I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space dust than be ruled by the Empire!"

 

I rofl'd

A line I heard last night from Corso on Nar Shaddaa.

 

Something along the lines of.

"Where do you plan to bunk him, I bet he snores like a broken podracer engine"

 

It's times like this I want to blow Corso's' brains out.

It's times like this I want to blow Corso's' brains out.

 

Not sure who does Corso's voice, but they should have gotten Christian "Dammit, Hardison!" Kane to do it. lol

Clicking on Caliyo while leveling my agent:

 

What are you asking me for? I don't know, I just shoot things.

 

In her typical bad girl way

Malavai Quinn and I talking to the insane man, Moff Broyce:

Broyce: "You! It was you who liberated the Admiral! Are you out of your mind?"

Quinn: "He calls me me Admiral Malcontent. He seems to think that's my actual rank and name."

Broyce: "Don't you know he's the one who lost us the battle of Talray(?)"

Quinn: "Broyce's earliest command. Before i was born."

Broyce: "It was his blunder that allowed the escaped jedi targets to flee Taris before the bombardment."

Quinn: "Ancient history. Broyce wasn't even born."

Broyce: "He sabotaged the Glory Space Station!"

Quinn: "...I have no idea what that is..."

I just found this entire conversation hilarious.

Malavai Quinn and I talking to the insane man, Moff Broyce:

Broyce: "You! It was you who liberated the Admiral! Are you out of your mind?"

Quinn: "He calls me me Admiral Malcontent. He seems to think that's my actual rank and name."

Broyce: "Don't you know he's the one who lost us the battle of Talray(?)"

Quinn: "Broyce's earliest command. Before i was born."

Broyce: "It was his blunder that allowed the escaped jedi targets to flee Taris before the bombardment."

Quinn: "Ancient history. Broyce wasn't even born."

Broyce: "He sabotaged the Glory Space Station!"

Quinn: "...I have no idea what that is..."

I just found this entire conversation hilarious.

 

Ah, I heard that one. In a video, it was hilarious.

And how can you not remember the glory space station?! Just because I dont know what that is, doesn't mean it didn't happen!

At the end of chapter one in the bounty hunter story is a good one that made me crack up really bad.

 

 

 

Ok, on the force-user starter planet, repub side...after you save the Fleshraider baby and bring it to that cat-faced guy.

"oooh, a fleshraider baby...." and he says it in such a leering snide way...

 

I want it for my ringtone, I does.

 

Doesn't he look like he's just found dinner?

At the end of chapter one in the bounty hunter story is a good one that made me crack up really bad.

 

 

 

Jedi: *waves hand* You will drop your weapons and surrender.

Bounter Hunter : *waves hand* You're an idiot.

 

 

Let me handle this Anysao

 

That one is good, so good that it's been mentioned almost every page!

 

-Waves his hand-

You will not quote that bounty hunter line anymore!

How do u put a picture for your avatar this is so stupid i cant figure this stupid fricking thing out please some one please message me and teell me how

Probably already been said:

 

After you kill your class boss on Dromund Kass as an inquisitor, you return later to find some servants cleaning up the mess. They ask you who killed the boss. You can just admit to it.

 

Inquistor: "I killed him!"

 

Servants: "Yeah...it's a shame we'll never know."

 

Inquisitor: "But it was me...me me me me me meeeee!"

 

Servant: "We'll never know..."

Sith Inquisitor class story (end of Act II spoilers):

 

 

Sith Inquisitor class story (end of Act II spoilers):

 

KHEM/ZASH: ... and there's the matter of you having conversations with them [Force ghosts] in your sleep.

INQUISITOR: Actually, it was the most amazing dream. There were these relics, and each of them produced a different flavor of ice cream.

TALOS: Why don't I get any of the good dreams? Usually mine are about flesh-eating Jawas or Hutts in bikinis.

ANDRONIKOS: Hutts in bikinis, huh? Sounds like it'd be an improvement.

 

Were you that person on Shadowlands that I insisted take that dialogue choice? Either way, that's my favorite conversation in the game, hands down.

Were you that person on Shadowlands that I insisted take that dialogue choice? Either way, that's my favorite conversation in the game, hands down.

Haha, unfortunately, no - I'm mainly Republic on Shadowlands (and Empire on CR). I would certainly have taken that advice had you given it to me, but well ... great minds.

Probably already been said:

 

After you kill your class boss on Dromund Kass as an inquisitor, you return later to find some servants cleaning up the mess. They ask you who killed the boss. You can just admit to it.

 

Inquistor: "I killed him!"

 

Servants: "Yeah...it's a shame we'll never know."

 

Inquisitor: "But it was me...me me me me me meeeee!"

 

Servant: "We'll never know..."

finally some new blood here! This is actually a pretty good one. Did they just want him dead to, so they ignored you? That be funny....

Probably already been said:

 

After you kill your class boss on Dromund Kass as an inquisitor, you return later to find some servants cleaning up the mess. They ask you who killed the boss. You can just admit to it.

 

Inquistor: "I killed him!"

 

Servants: "Yeah...it's a shame we'll never know."

 

Inquisitor: "But it was me...me me me me me meeeee!"

 

Servant: "We'll never know..."

 

I was under the impression that they were investigators going over the crime scene. The fact that they blew off your confession was funny as hell, though.

Apologies if this was said already, haven't read every post but....

 

Walking the promenade for the first time with Kaliyo: "Hey ugly! Pay you twenty credits to lick my feet... He'll go for it. Spot me twenty credits?"

Ok, on the force-user starter planet, repub side...after you save the Fleshraider baby and bring it to that cat-faced guy.

"oooh, a fleshraider baby...." and he says it in such a leering snide way...

 

I want it for my ringtone, I does.

 

lol I loved this part too but it was more like "ohh a fleshraida babeh..."

 

Kinda reminded me of that South Park episode with the lice "Do it Kelleh! Do you for tha babeh!!!" lolol

lol I loved this part too but it was more like "ohh a fleshraida babeh..."

 

Kinda reminded me of that South Park episode with the lice "Do it Kelleh! Do you for tha babeh!!!" lolol

 

 

Cathar confirmed for possible pedophiles.

I just finished Lost Island, and at the end Doctor Lorrick offers to turn you into one of his rakghouls. My consular says, "I would, but I think it might violate the Jedi Code."

 

Another one from Darth Baras:

 

Arriving at Nar Shaddaa, Baras gives you your instructions and describes your target Lord Rathari. Can't remember the exact terms he used about Rathari (young, powerful, ambitious, that sort of thing) but:

 

Warrior: Sounds like this Rathari and I have a lot in common.

Baras: If he continues to annoy me he will be dead. I doubt you want to have that in common.

 

I LOLed.