DarthStubb Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) King-KEI Solomon and the Thread of DOOM Scene: Underground temple, masked and drugged devotees bowing and chanting Trolla-mon, trolla-mon, trolla-mon Dorito and Luc are tied up together and hanging over a pit of Lava Mosus- High priest of Trolling cackles gleefully arms raised Mosus: Gotu-brah, Gotu-braaah... He turns to Dorito and hisses Mosus: You know this is all your fault... He motions to a devotee to begin lowering the hapless pair SLOWLY into the lava Mosus: (grinning maniacally) You brought this upon yourselves... You dominated the server with your epicness and the great must always be brought low.. sacrificed to the god of (Screams) TEH NOOB!! Devotees begin screaming and waving their arms... Luc: Arrrrggghhhh Dorito: You monster, you will never get away with this.... Mosus: Prepare to die.. MUHAHAHAA... CRACK!! CRACK!! CRACK!! Third time lucky, King-KEI's whip grabs the ****** of the towering stone monstrosity of TEH NOOB and swings down to the platform. King-KEI: (tilts his fedora back) Get away Mosus, your trolling days are over Mosus: You cannot stop me, I am the LAW!!! Mosus: (Motions to guards and screams) KILL HIM... King-KEI: red yellow blue, red yellow blue, red yellow blue GREEN. (sounds of blaster fire and screams) A pile of dead guards surrounds King-KEI, corpses smoking Mosus is no where to be seen, but a stone trapdoor snaps shut and muffled cackling can be heard. King-Kei adjusting his fedora strides over and begins freeing the hapless victims King-KEi: it was a trap you fools.. Dorito: I know, he just drugged me and then I could do nothing ... Luc: Arrrrgghhh (faints from the drama of it all) King-KEI: we wil stop that monster, we must.. our server depends on it.. Camera: Fade to black. LOL, I laughed so hard with this. You sir, have a great sense of humour I see what you did there .. How did I become King Kei ?? lol Anyway, Keep up the great work. Yvaine - I lol'ed at "King Ward and Queen Vixie" Edited October 18, 2012 by DarthStubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 18, 2012 Author Share Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) I see what you did there .. How did I become King Kei ?? lol I dont know mate, your the guy with the whip, you tell me... Edited October 18, 2012 by Sildanar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_the_Narwhal Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 "Favours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 18, 2012 Author Share Posted October 18, 2012 (edited) These are the Dayz of Master D Episode 6 Scene 1 A beautiful blue woman alone on a beach, a sailing yacht is a small spec on the horizon. Med's and Coral's relationship however brief, was intense. He would have been a good lover she relflects, but with Coral's 350ms latency he was always alseep before she got to her "happy place". Good luck she says as she waves to him sailing away over the horizon... Good luck : Scene 2 >Median< are watching a playback of their games... mosly reruns of late, so Primates latest has generated some interest everyone is sitting around grabbing beers, nuts etc.. Primate puts on the vid... :eek:WOAH!!! :eek: Luc and Dorito..leap up and there is a brawl for the remote Lio: OMG you said its was a friendly guild... I didnt know it was that friendly.... Primate, leans back a huge smirk on his face... Commercial break Camera: Zirky looking into the camera with a huge smile lined in white creaminess Zirky: You know, I dont know what I like the most about Venetta is it the creamy, melt in the mouth goodness? the way it slides blissfully down the back of my throat? or the sweet chocolaty brown bits that hang around for later? What I do know is After a hard day of "Lowbies" Nothing else will satisfy So I reach around for a Venetta Camera: Zirky lusciously licks his lips to glean the last creamy goodness and winks at the camera... In other news Liopleurodon after one faux pas too many has finally been kicked from the Republic Diplomatic Service and flees to Imp fleet where he fits right in. Imperial Diplomacy is not at all perturbed by regularly burning someones face off... Tune in next week for our next exciting and twisted episode of the world famous GUILD DRAMA series Dayz of Master D.. Edited October 18, 2012 by Sildanar Forgot something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le_Spiff Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 See. If we all left Master D for Harbinger we'd lose all the drama. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheezfriend Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Chippy's latest video where he opens his heart about the APAC server pop issue... Thanks Chippy BTW love the shirt mate Hahaha!!!! Awesome video mate!!! Love it! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 Episode 7 Silber Starfailer and the Hamsters at End of the Universe Chippy has been taken hostage in the APAC server DeathStar Darth E.A has captured him Silber and Chieftan go to his rescue and thereby hope to proactively save the server from imminent destruction. They find themselves deep in the heart of the ApaC servers, where Chippy is held against a wall in force cuffs in front of the Hamster Reactor. Quadrillions of Hamsters are in a huge revolving tunnel filled with golden light...running and running and running. There is a hum of energy and the pater of quadrillions of little feet Silber and Chieftan must free Chippy and abort the self destruct countdown to save the server and the galaxy, everything is at stake. Silber approaches the control terminal nearest the hamster reactor There is a big red switch and dozens and dozens of other switches and buttons Chippy directs Silber to the big red switch in question so he can be freed... Chippy: flip the switch Silber: Flip it? Chippy Yes flip it Silber: flips it Nothing happens!?! Chippy: Flip it! Silber: (Looks around confused) You mean again or just the once... Chippy: FLIP IT!! Silber (to Chieftan): Does he mean flippping it again or just the once Chippy: FLIP IT MORON!! Silber: (to Chippy) Wait, flip it once in Toto or ... Chippy: (rolling his eyes in disgust, why does he have to deal with these pople?) Chippy: Just flip the damn switch moron..FLIP IT, FLIP IT!!!!! Silber: Uhh I dont think.... Chippy: MORON!!, Dont think, thats what Im here for..JUST FLIP THE DAMN SWITCH!!... Silber: looking deeply worried and angry and confused CHippy: FLIP IT NOW!!!... Silber: Flips the switch again BOOM Smoke flame, the howling of alarms The hamster reactor begins its shutdown sequence, slowly the reactor begins deccelerating and quadrillions of hamsters begin hoping out of the ginormous spinning tunnel (well about 80 actually the rest was rather clever marketing) The hamsters having stopped running, look around confused some see Silber and come over... shaking his hand the little hamsters with names like Mosus, Y'vaine, Tinkle and Ciraf cordially thank Silber for opening their eyes about their issue and go to find another treadmill thats more interesting and with a better pop than this one... Silber stands agahst before a now empty golden tunnel, eyes blankly staring, body crystalline still, with just the slightest rasp of breath thinking about what once was.. a quite entertaining treadmill now devoid of its cutest denizens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalthorr Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 That one is the best lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthStubb Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode. PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode. PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now Sshh.. Im working on Episode 8 as I type this, dont spoil the surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiskeptic Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I think the recent blow up in PvE drama provides you with some material / inspiration for next episode. PS: I wonder when I can't post anymore as my sub should have run out by now I think you can post even if you're not subbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted November 3, 2012 Author Share Posted November 3, 2012 When Day's of our Lives is not drama filled enough, where can we but turn except to the great Shakespeare, my apologies to the Bard and now Act 1; Scene 1 ROFLMAO & Judgemenot Two guilds both alike in dignity in fair Imperial Fleet, Where we lay our scene, from ranked grudge break to new mutiny, Where pvp blood makes pvp hands unclean, From forth the fatal loins of these two guilds, A pair of star crossed pvpers take their fight, Whose misadventured piteousness overflows to forums, fury their GM's strife. The fearful passage of their death marked ranked, And the continuance of their emo rage, Which but their childish end not could remove, Is now the 15 minute fame upon our stage. Chieftain A dog of the house of the Nightmare Council moves me! Mosus The quarrel is between our masters. Tinkle And us their men. Chieftain Bubble, bubble, mez and bubble. Am I not a pretty pro player, am I not a pretty pro player? Here comes the house of The Nightmare Council! Tinkle Quarrel, I will back thee. Chieftain I will claim them que dodgers; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Seikier Do you claim we dodge, sir? Chieftain I do claim some dodge, sir! Seikier Do you claim we dodge, Sir? Chieftain [Aside to Tinkle] Is the law on our side, if I say ay? Tinkle No! Chieftain No, sir, I do not say you dodge sir, but I do claim some do, sir. Tinkle Do you pvp, sir? Seikier Pvp sir! Yes sir. Chieftain If you do, sir, I am for you. I am a better man than you. Seikier No better! Chieftain Indeed better and more pro! Seikier You lie. Draw, if you be men. Mosus Part, fools! you know not what you do. Put up your Light Sabers. Stevoo What, art thou drawn among these heartless noobs? Turn thee, Mosus, look upon thy death. Mosus I do but keep the peace. Put up thy Saber Staff, Or manage it to part these men with me. Stevoo Peace. Peace? Peace is a LIE! I hate the word, As I hate Jedi, all Republics, and thee. Nerdrage Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! On pain of torture, from those bloody hands Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word, By thee, NIghtmare Council, and Chieftain, have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets, If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethykins Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH This is great. Feels like reading the MDN threads in Shakespeare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted November 4, 2012 Author Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) Silber Interviews Darth Derp Pro PVPer about his pro pvp tips Silber: Well thanks for coming on my show Mr Derp DD: I prefer Darth actually Silber: oh ok sure Silber: So Mr Darth, firstly do you pvp much? DD: Why yes, all the time actually Silber: Well thats strange because I have never seen your name in a WZ ever DD: Quite the contrary you see me all the time in WZ's Silber: Oh, on an Alt perhaps? DD: No Silber, Im there in ..let me call it, in spirit Silber: Wow spooky, so umm you a tank spec or the fotm Smash spec? DD: Spec is irrrelevant Silber its the level of Derp that counts Silber: So um, I have not seen a Derp counter on the end scoreboard for a match. Is that something Bioware has added recently or have I missed it? DD: No Silber its there all the time...just scroll down...all the way down Silber: Like so far down my scroll finger hurts DD: Yep thats it , exactly Silber: So thats where you lurk Mr Derp right down the bottom of the scorecard, how is that pro? Im sure our viewers would love to know. DD: Its pro because I say so, no one can tell me what to do, and if they did I would not listen. I and I alone know what is recquired in a WZ.. Silber: Ah now I think I recognise you.. DD: Let me explain, I want to democratise Derp and bring mediocrity to the galaxy... Silber: Thats quite a plan Derth Darp DD: Only the truly dedicated can achieve true derpiness, to express this is to consumate the dark forces within you, and become a blackhole of suckfulness dragging, eventually, the entire galaxy into the maw of moronic knuckle dragging stupidity... Silber: Wow! So your belief in Derp then Darth is uh, like a universal force that... right, you know like taking .. uh ummm DD: let me finish! ....and the entirety of creation collapses upon itself. Finally revealed in that supreme nothingness, where primitive creation is stripped bare in ultimate truthiness, the word that began the end of creation, hanging brazenly in the void.... DERP Silber: Gulp DD: Logic, Thought and Co-operation and Reason all will be crushed by the sinister miasm of Derpiness Silber: Well from looking at our servers pvp you seem well on the way Mr Barf DD: Thats Derp, Darth Derp do you hear me you cretinous imbecile? Silbers collar seems unusually tight Edited November 4, 2012 by Sildanar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacarius Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 These are always amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeeeee Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) When Day's of our Lives is not drama filled enough, where can we but turn except to the great Shakespeare, my apologies to the Bard and now Act 1; Scene 1 ROFLMAO & Judgemenot Two guilds both alike in dignity in fair Imperial Fleet, Where we lay our scene, from ranked grudge break to new mutiny, Where pvp blood makes pvp hands unclean, From forth the fatal loins of these two guilds, A pair of star crossed pvpers take their fight, Whose misadventured piteousness overflows to forums, fury their GM's strife. The fearful passage of their death marked ranked, And the continuance of their emo rage, Which but their childish end not could remove, Is now the 15 minute fame upon our stage. Chieftain A dog of the house of the Nightmare Council moves me! Mosus The quarrel is between our masters. Tinkle And us their men. Chieftain Bubble, bubble, mez and bubble. Am I not a pretty pro player, am I not a pretty pro player? Here comes the house of The Nightmare Council! Tinkle Quarrel, I will back thee. Chieftain I will claim them que dodgers; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Seikier Do you claim we dodge, sir? Chieftain I do claim some dodge, sir! Seikier Do you claim we dodge, Sir? Chieftain [Aside to Tinkle] Is the law on our side, if I say ay? Tinkle No! Chieftain No, sir, I do not say you dodge sir, but I do claim some do, sir. Tinkle Do you pvp, sir? Seikier Pvp sir! Yes sir. Chieftain If you do, sir, I am for you. I am a better man than you. Seikier No better! Chieftain Indeed better and more pro! Seikier You lie. Draw, if you be men. Mosus Part, fools! you know not what you do. Put up your Light Sabers. Stevoo What, art thou drawn among these heartless noobs? Turn thee, Mosus, look upon thy death. Mosus I do but keep the peace. Put up thy Saber Staff, Or manage it to part these men with me. Stevoo Peace. Peace? Peace is a LIE! I hate the word, As I hate Jedi, all Republics, and thee. Nerdrage Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! On pain of torture, from those bloody hands Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word, By thee, NIghtmare Council, and Chieftain, have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets, If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. Hahahahaha I am honoured to have kept the drama alive on Master Dar'nala. PS: The house of <enter guild here> sounds so awsome, i demand we refer to guilds in this format from now on!! lol. Edited November 5, 2012 by Weeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted November 10, 2012 Author Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) To keep the secret yes indeed but who amoung us does not water seeds that seek a light to guide their lovers sweet kisses and delight I pray thee mourn not the loss of one for two become one then third is met but not yet not yet From these seeds noblest love can grow when splash'd by waters silver'd blessings and shimmers of warmest glow join me now in wishes best where sprinkl'd soflty guide lovers breast to heavens arms commend thee Edited November 10, 2012 by Sildanar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sildanar Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 Just to be clear, the above post, is one of encouragement and well wishes.. On another note I love my wife very much she is awesome beautiful and kind and if I write this kind of thing ever again it will be about her because thats the way it should be and wont get me in near as much trouble Did I mention how beautiful and kind she is? Let me also say this Im never writing freaking poetry at 2am ever again ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttothechase Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Just to be clear, the above post, is one of encouragement and well wishes.. On another note I love my wife very much she is awesome beautiful and kind and if I write this kind of thing ever again it will be about her because thats the way it should be and wont get me in near as much trouble Did I mention how beautiful and kind she is? Let me also say this Im never writing freaking poetry at 2am ever again ever again.Deep, very deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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