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Corrupt-a-wish!

 

The rules are simple:

 

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

For example:

first person: I wish I had a corvette.

Next person: granted but... it was crushed by a falling wrecking ball.

I wish I had a bucket of pennies...

 

now that everyone knows the rules.... I wish I was the sith emperor

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granted... your new position also includes a powerful apprentice who will in the next few days kill you and take your place.

 

I wish I had a mansion with stripper maids & cooks.

 

Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep.

 

I wish I were a ninja.

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Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep.

 

I wish I were a ninja.

 

Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you?

 

I wish I was able to fly under my own power.

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Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you?

 

I wish I was able to fly under my own power.

 

 

 

Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet.

 

 

I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space)

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Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet.

 

 

I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space)

 

Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use.

 

I wish i had 2 lightsabers

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Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use.

 

I wish i had 2 lightsabers

 

Granted - one of your lightsabers contains a homing beacon planted by the SIS that allows them to blow you up from orbit.

 

I wish I had an Avalanche Heavy Tank

 

EDIT: Drat response was posted before I posted this:o

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Granted, but you cut your foot off by accident because you turned the safety off when it was on your belt.

 

 

I wish I had a Portal Gun.

 

Granted, but it backfired everytime it fires, hitting you instead.

Human portal!

 

I wish I had larger breasts. (Have fun with that one guys :p)

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Granted, but there is a bug in it.

 

 

I wish I had a Siri phone with the voice of GladOs

 

Granted, but it only has that voice if you spill an embarrassing secret onto these forums every day.

 

I wish I had an Aston Martin DB-9 in white ;)

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Granted, but it only has that voice if you spill an embarrassing secret onto these forums every day.

 

I wish I had an Aston Martin DB-9 in white ;)

 

Granted, it's a miniature replica

 

I wish I had a billion pounds

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Granted, but your family get all the diseases you're immune to.

 

I wish time travel was possible *Trollface*

 

Granted, but you can only go back in time 2 seconds after 5 minutes of meditation rendering the few seconds back irrelevant.

 

I wish I never had to worry for money again.

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Granted, but you can only go back in time 2 seconds after 5 minutes of meditation rendering the few seconds back irrelevant.

 

I wish I never had to worry for money again.

 

Granted... but you're in prison for life.

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

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Granted... but you're in prison for life.

 

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

 

Granted, but the bat got to the rabbit first...........oh dear. Just, just don't look in the hat, ok :(

 

I wish I had unlimited pudding.

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Granted, but no one makes ammo for it.

 

I wish I had a cherry tree.

 

Granted.... but G. Washington chops it down and it falls on you.

 

I wish I had a Neon Sign.

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Granted.... but G. Washington chops it down and it falls on you.

 

I wish I had a Neon Sign.

 

Granted, but the chemicals eventually seep out and explode, destroying everything in a 6 mile radius.

 

I wish Coke had 0 calories.

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